I love this dress and how it can completely unhook haha~ you can see my piercing bumps through the dress as well as the shadow of my centipede how cute!!!
Is anyone interested in seeing me drip a whipped honey and cinnamon mixture down my body and licking it off myself? Or maybe I’ll have the boyfriend lap it up~?
What the (and I cannot stress this enough) fuck. Did I just read? I don’t know whether I should be turned on or terrified after reading this erotic (and imo brutal at times) take on the classic Alice in Wonderland.
Started off great with a beautiful cover, great writing, caterpillar sex, and went down hill with the villainous Cheshire Cat wanting to own Alice and her body. I can’t write half the bad stuff that happened in this book because of OF policy & banned words. I almost dropped this book multiple times but I powered through it and wow. I read it so you guys didn’t have to.
Book includes: Caterpillar X Alice sex, Cheshire Cat X Alice, a threesome, bisexual character, drUgs, trippy scenes, shape shifting, mUrder, egg laying, and uhhhhh so much involuntary and borderline involuntary scenes.
Monsterly Yours book 8: Goblin Candy. If you enjoy some gothic, Victorian, horror taste to your fantasy romance I would highly recommend checking out this quick Halloween read. The goblin from the unicorn book gets his own romantic tale.
Candy is a goth girl who loves Halloween but doesn’t want to look like a soul sucking succubus 24/7 she loves her horror pj’s and Living Dead tees as much as every other gothic babe. When her horror hating boyfriend decides to call it quits until she can “Get the Halloween out of her system” (as if it wasn’t her lifestyle) she decides she’s going to go all out this year and do it all. From Zombie Walks with her bestie, to Haunted bake sales, and Haunted Houses. She’s doing it & in her wicked costumes too!
Grimsal is a male goblin in his prime. He loves sweets especially the seductive ones from the human world so he decides to take a little holiday for himself. Little does he know he lands smack down in the middle of the best candy celebration of all Halloween. He's absolutely enthralled with the macabre holiday that celebrates life & death, fear & laughter, and an all-you-can-eat buffet of human sweets. He never expected he’d see her. His mate that fate lead him right to and oh boy is he excited to begin his courtship and hunt for her. Let the games begin!
When Candy’s introduced to a charming goblin that sets her body and heart ablaze she’s elated that he’s interested in all things sexy scary and can not only keep pace with her love for Halloween but actively participate and bring more to the table! Together they partake in a mating ritual that takes them on a journey of discovery, self-worth, passion, love, and acceptance.
Monsterly yours book 7: Trick or Orc. If you love a Halloween romance don’t miss checking this one out of the library! This story follows Lynn’s friend Kassie. There’s no danger in this book thankfully!
Kassie is going through a messy divorce, an absentee father who can’t even bother to call, and small-town gossip that leaves her kids hurting, she decides that it’s time for a fresh start and to take her best friend up on that job offer to help out at the cafe in the fae realm. Now as a newly divorced single mother of three starting fresh isn’t easy for her or the kids but she makes it work with a new home, a steady job, and a pastry chef Orc that she can’t take her eyes off!
Garval has hung up his battle ax in exchange for the warm comforts of a cozy kitchen in his own bakery within Lynn’s cafe “The spiced pumpkin”. He still desires what other orca do, a mate and kids but he can’t stop thinking about the human female he met last Halloween that teases his mating instincts. He can’t have her and yet when she begins working in the cafe next to him, he can’t take his eyes off her either. He knows she’s the one and he’s patient enough to let her figure it out on her own.
Second chances are never too late, one is never too old to find their mate! This couple is sweeter than a pumpkin spiced latte in all the right ways that’ll have you finishing the book in a single serving size and wanting more!
Monsterly Yours book 6: How to claim a human mate. I absolutely loved this slow burn romance that brings us back to the Orc village and to Bodi’s courtship story!!
Lynn was betrayed by her husband, he divorced her because he wanted a younger wife. She wants a fresh start. Away from an overly controlling man. What better way than to close down her shop in the human realm, pack up, and reopen her coffee shop across the veil in an orc village?
Bodi is the confident, cool, handsome cousin of the Chieftain and he’s also the head of the guard. He becomes the self-appointed guide and protector to the Human female Lynn. (And suitor)
From Lynn’s viewpoint, this is a bit of a slow burn. Bodi has no doubts, but has to work hard to get past those barriers Lynn has in place. With the help of his eccentric outfits leaving little to the imagination this story will have you laughing and feeling the Halloween spirit during this warm hearted romantic comedy.