I got some questions about my like for girls. The most asked curiosity is am I gay but doing guys for money. Absolutely not. I like guys more, probably 60/40, maybe 70/30. Don't get me wrong; there is a definite chance I might leave you for a girl. I didn't really decide I liked girls later in life. I took some serious crap early on. Before I could drive, I had a beautiful friend, and we were sitting together alone on her back porch, and she grabbed my hand and held it. I took that the wrong way and kissed her. She blabbed about it, and before I knew it, I was that girl. I got past it, it limited the girls who would be friends with me, but the guys were fine with it. I had plenty of dates. Yes, I did find another chick back then, and we figured out how to be proper lesbians together. I wasn't attracted to her, but it was slim pickings back then. Being gay wasn't cool...at all. I feel like I would have scored quite a bit gay wise if I was in today's environment. But, no such luck. I still dated guys, and I did wonderful and weird things to their dicks, and though they would get freaked out once in a while, they couldn't help but keep cumming back.
When I say guys freaked out, I'm saying I was probably way to kinky for guys back then. I remember the first time I swallowed an entire ejaculation of sperm. Well, it was the first mouthful of cum I ever got and he freaked. He thought it was gross. I couldn't help myself. The cum flipped a switch in me. I wanted to do it again right then and there. I had my first orgasm with a guy by simply swallowing his cum. It was all very, very good for me, but he left, rattled, confused, whatever. Several hours later, he called me and wanted to come back over. I already made plans with another guy. I wanted to do it again, and I did, just with a different guy. Same results, I was in love with making guys ejaculate in my mouth and drinking it down. They made it through the part of dumping cum down my throat, but something must change in guys' heads after they cum. Suddenly things are not quite so hot. Give it a few hours, and they all want more. All I know is I had great times. I wish I could still cum from swallowing, but I can't. It still is a massive turn-on. I love the feel of it, it's hot, silky, a bit thick and slimy, but there is a taste to it that drives me insane. Where am I going with this? Fuck I am way off base, getting myself all worked up. Girls, that's where I was at. I can't get those special things a penis brings to the table from girls. I love spending hours licking their bodies, making them cum, feeling their tongue licking me. It's amazing. But, it's not a hard cock. There is nothing in the world that compares to just holding a dick, feeling it grow. It has it's own heartbeat, it jerks around, it gets steely hard with just a touch of spongy give. Penis envy. I definitely have penis envy. I want one so bad. Then an incredible chick with a body to die for smiles at me, and all I can think of is devouring her box. Man, I am a fucked up individual or what? There is no help for me, and I'm glad. I like being confused sexually. I don't just like it, I love it. Hell, it's been a life long thing for me! Man am I rambling nonsense or what. Fuck it, what else did you really have to do?
Catch you all later!
Love ya
Brooke
This is Alex. She is the first girl I ever had feelings for. We lived together for almost two years. Our neighbors completely hated us because they knew we were gay. They would leave notes and church stuff on our door. Look, she was hot. I loved her. I really did. I loved cock a little more, though, and that's what ended us. We made one video together and I won't lie, it pulls at me a little bit. Damn you, dick; you ruin everything for me. I'm glad you do, though. Without cock, there are no balls, without balls, there is no cum, and without cum, fuck it, what's the point?
So, I'm chatting with a guy who is fucking a married chick, which makes me wet. I dig cheating. I like everything about it. Nothing turns me on more than sitting around on a couch with my boyfriend thinking about letting another guy slip it in me and deposit a huge load of cum. When I'm cheating, I want the sperm in me. It's like I'm giving ownership of my box to another man's cock. I like being with a man knowing that my pussy doesn't want his dick anymore. It wants another mans cock more, a lot more. It's an emotional rush as well. Hanging around husband/boyfriend is great, but I really want to be with the other guy instead. I want the other guy to be jealous of my boyfriend/husband. I want him to tell me he doesn't want me fuck him. If he tells me these things, I won't fuck him anymore. He will have a dry time but not my man on the side. His dick will be more than well tended to. I love it when they allow my husband/boyfriend to have certain things. One guy allowed me to kiss my boyfriend. Then he allowed my boyfriend to eat me out, but only after he shoved it in so deep, I could feel his cum spurting inside me up near my bellybutton. I loved his dick. It had this massive, fat, spongy head that was just firm enough to stretch every wall of my box to the point of excruciating ecstasy. That head would just stretch me. I could feel it poking and prodding inside of me, and when he came, it would get so fat I thought I was going burst. I would have married that penis if it was legal. I didn't like the guy it was attached to, but I put up with him so I could get at the dick. I'm weak like that. I used to make my boyfriend shave me for him. This was an awkward situation. My boyfriend had a fantastic bodybuilder body, but in all my years and the thousands of dicks I have seen and held, it was amazingly small. When I say an inch and a half hard, that is precisely what I mean. When it was soft, just the head would be visible, and it was no thicker than my thumb at best. The stud I was cheating on him with had a dad bod but was well over eight inches of steel joy and as thick as my arm. It was a very stark contrast between the two. The tiny one still made me cum, though. If you have never just sat around and played with an extremely small penis, you don't know what your missing. His balls were small as well, not in the same small proportion as his dick but smaller than most. I could suck his dick and both his balls in my mouth at the same time. I used to roll all three around in there till he spurted cute, tiny loads of sperm down my throat. When we fucked we had to do it doggy style because it wouldn't go in any other way. But his nub was so hard it could rub my clit till it came leaving a cummy mess on my own nub, and I would finger myself using his cum to smooth the way till I came. Huge, perfect orgasms. Satisfying would be an understatement. Oh, oh, oh, I remember, this was so sexy fucking awesome! I used to flick his penis till he came as well. I would just sit there, flick it, and it would just keep springing back, and then he would cum. They were tiny loads, but that made it even hotter! Anyway, after I was done fucking my stud, I wouldn't let him fuck me anymore. I did make him jerk off in front of me, and just the way he did it made me wet. He could only use his thumb and forefinger to do it. Thats all he could fit to rub the head of it. I would rub one out watching him. There was zero chance of me cumming from fucking him. My vagina was so stretched from my big cock fuck buddy I would never have felt him anyway.The only way he could do it was rubbing that steel nub on my clit until I came.
Anyway, what happened to the two? Small penis man left me, against my wishes, and hung stud went on to become the first man to dump a load of cum in my ass. He introduced me to the joy of walking around with sperm slowly leaking out of my butt all day long, keeping me perpetually horny. Then he got some chick knocked up, and that was that. I don't miss him, he was an ass, but that penis...I still dream about it. We did fuck two years ago, he stepped out on his wife, but it wasn't the same. Shit, I need to find another tiny penis and another massive one and do this all over again. I really did enjoy that time.
Catch you all later!
I got the chance to give a blowjob today, and I jumped all over it. I was in that kind of mood. I have sucked this guy's dick before. I like sucking it because it fits just right. I can feel his dick top to bottom in my mouth. I can feel his pulse on my tongue. The head is just the right firmness, not too hard, not too spongy, and he lets me tongue his cum hole. A lot of guys don't like that for some reason. I like doing it. I don't know why, I just want to lick it, stick my tongue in it, what little I can fit. Plus, his cum is perfectly creamy and smells good. I literally love the way it smells. Anyway, he filmed the finish for me so here you go. @u125291845
Someone asked me what "content buddies" means. Its a description of girls that team up to make porn. You have seen them on Twitter, IG, Snapchat, just about everywhere. You know, a couple of chicks professing their undying love and friendship for one another. That is until one of them steals the others boyfriend, drugs, money, content, or just about anything else. Then a Twitter war ensues between the two, and accusations fly. I am very wary of anyone who tells me they love me after knowing me for five minutes. Something is amiss, and a mental breakdown is just around the corner. Anyway, "content buddies" people who hang around with each other and video/photo crap of the two of them that they think they can sell you. Now you know.
Guys, this is a public service announcement intended to help you. In case you didn't know this pertinent information. Pay attention to this; it's solid intel. A woman's vagina is directly wired to an on-off switch known as your mouth. What you say or don't say will flip it one way or the other. That is all. Please resume jerking off or whatever else you may be doing. Preferably jacking off and making videos of you cumming so I can see it. Wait...did I say that out loud? Oh well, I'm weird that way. But if you happen to have a camera handy......I'm just saying here.
Guys, have you ever had sloppy seconds? I have been the sloppy second receptacle, but I think that's a bit different for me than you. I am all about it. Seconds, thirds, tenths, the more, the merrier I say. Cum makes me cum. It always has. When I was in my early years, I could cum from getting a mouthful of cum. I wish that I still could, but that cum ship has sailed. I don't have a dick, so I don't know what it would feel like to slip it in me when I'm chock full of sperm. I know it's super lubed after a guy cums in me. In fact, sperm is the best lube you can get. Does it or would it mentally freak you out? Sticking your dick in another man's cum? I think more of you for it. That's what I call a team player. I have yet to have a guy in a threesome or foursome not slip it inside me after another man pulled out. I ask this because I saw some negative posts on twitter on a girls post after she had three men cum in her. They thought it was gay. I know gay, and that isn't it. What I do know about it is when a guy with a colossal coke can dick is stretching my insides in all the right places, the smaller guy is hard to feel when he basically falls in. Truthfully, that makes me cum, but I like to say mean things to the guy with the smaller dick. I can't help myself. I'm in the moment. Anyway, let me know what you think about the whole double dunking thing. I'm all for it. Fuck normal; I dig being kinky.
Hello everyone. First things first. I absolutely don't mind getting your pics, be they face shots, body shots, dick shots. I enjoy them. Send more. I never understood other performer's displeasure in getting dick pics. They post their junk, why can't you? Please, though, if you want me to "rate" them, I am happy to but tip me for that. I spend a good amount of time going over each one when I do. If you don't, that is fine but don't bug me to tell you my opinion without tipping. As far as tipping goes, I don't ask for that much on here. In fact, from what I hear, compared to others, I hardly ask for anything at all. I am good with that; I more than enjoy sharing my stuff, both new and old. I will always keep it as the price of your monthly subscription. For those of you who do tip regularly, you have no idea how much that is appreciated. It truly makes a difference for me. I know who you are, and I do my best to send you personal thank you messages. Some of you don't want them. Tough cookies MF'r...it's cumming your way whether you like it or not. Eat it and smile.
Here is a girl-girl video you may enjoy with @hotwiferio . This is not the intended video I was going to put up. That one has a whole story behind it, but it's in a file format called MXF, which I have to convert to edit it so you can see it. So switching gears, this video is with Hotwife Rio and me. You know her, you love her...and, so do I. Especially naked. Anyway, we shot this in my house in Boynton Beach, FL, a few years back, as you will see by the breast reduction. It was the first time we had met. Things went very well, and we became good friends over the years. She is one of the few people in porn I trust to do the right thing. So enjoy it, and I will get the other video converted in the meantime. I don't know if I will put it up this week but surely next week at the latest.
I got some content ripped off by another girl a while back. I am definitely not shocked she did it. I am more pissed that I allowed it to happen. Live and learn. I was going to put that video up, but I'm still pissed about it. They say forgive and forget. Sounds reasonable. Unfortunately, though, I am not Jesus, nor do I have Alzheimer's.
I gave an epic blowjob this morning. I just thought I would tell you that snippet of information. I didn't fuck him. I wanted to. He has a banging body and a big mean cock that is very serious about getting down to business. I'm saving my box for tomorrow. I have hopes that a certain someone will fill it, and I want it to be ready to go just in case. I couldn't pass up the blowjob, though. I don't know how you fellas put up with girls who won't lick dick. I mean, come on, as long as it's clean, there really is nothing better than giving head. I own you when your dick is in my mouth. You may think I don't, but I do. I don't let guys even touch my head when I'm tasting cock. I don't need your help to relieve your balls of sperm. I know how to do that just fine all by myself. How awesome is that? I can force your body to do things, make it feel things, change your whole mental state, just by swirling my tongue around the head of your dick. Shit, now I want to suck a dick again. I got to quit writing this shit out as I end up making myself frustratingly horny. My point being is this. Sucking a penis is a joy for everyone involved, as is eating vagina. I love to feel a hot set of lips and tongue, making me squirm just as much as I like being the set of lips and tongue. If I had a dick, and I truly wish I did, I would want it in a mouth twenty-four seven. It could be just me, but the first thing I think of when I see a hot guy is putting his cock in my mouth. Seems...oh, I don't know, such a natural thing to do.
I just saw they are pulling Bugs Bunny characters left and right because of the violence. Then I see an ad on TV for a video game where the object is to kill everything, violently. We really do live in a time of massive stupidity. When a porn chick makes more sense than the supposed leaders of our world...we live in a fucked up world. Which is why we should all just shut up and listen to the porn chick. Now drop those pants, guys, and let's see what your packing. Ladies, you're next, so don't think I forgot about you. Don't you wish you could just do that? Hey, you, let's see what you got in those pants! And they would do it? There would never be a bad date.
This is how you start your day off correctly, stress relief, and protein drinks. I could actually hear his jizz squishing out when he came. How cool is that? @u125291845
Here is the video. Take your time, check it out. Leave a cumtribute for me. That's an order! The video is pretty self-explanatory as I do a lot of explaining in it. Let me know what you think of it and again, don't be afraid to show me what you got!
Happy Monday, it's update number two for the day. I took some goofy pics this morning while having my coffee and joy joy joy; you get to see them! I know, another fucking picture update. Shut up and deal with it. I got a badass video cumming up, so be patient. It's cooking right now. I have another girl-girl video heading your way tomorrow, and the rest of the week is boy-girl, so there will be sperm. You may be asking yourself, why am I wearing a hat? Why do you wear a hat in the morning? Because your hair is all fucked up. That's like asking why I finger myself in the bathroom. Because it's just easier...including cleanup, and I can lock the door if need be. Any more questions? If you ask me about getting laid. No, I did not. I did get fucked with a dildo and had my ass licked by my beautiful girlfriend, and yes, not only did she finish the job, I returned the favor! I could have gotten laid, but I am saving that for Wednesday...just in case a certain somebody wants to slip a finger or a tongue, better yet, a steely hard, veiny tube snake in me. Because I am that girl on hill, my sister won't do it, but I will. I am getting seriously weird and misquoting ZZ Top, so I got to go!
Today's first post is just goofing around with the before and after posts, I do on Twitter. I suppose I could put them on here. Kind of a no brainer, not sure why I haven't been putting them on here. Probably mostly because I have been putting the entire sets on here. Anyway, enjoy the video, there is a full-length one cumming up later so keep an eye out for that one. Plus I have some more stuff from this morning as well! Got go squeeze some cum out of a pair of balls so catch you a bit later!
Post 1 of 2 Hello everyone, and sorry for being absent for a day. I had a long Friday night. I am sure some of you understand. Again, no hangover, no drinking other than one beer. Just out till 4 AM. I had a good time, but I was out looking for potential new dick and or vagina. I found neither. I have discovered the number one turn off for me. Pay some heed to this, as it also seemed to have the exact same vagina drying properties for my friend as it did for me. 1. I don't care about what car you drive or how big your house is. If you must mention the size and or quality of your possessions, do so only once. Again, let me confirm. I do not care. 2. By all means, feel free to offer a drink. It shows courtesy. After I say no, and I will say no, do not, let me repeat, do not continue to try and get me to drink. If you do, you remind of a creeper to lazy to buy a roofie. I didn't sell my halo for liquor, BMW's, or condos. I sold that fucker for dick, lingerie, and occasionally pussy. Look, I wasn't always this much of a sarcastic dick. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to perfect this skill.
I LOVE COCK
I mean cake.
I want a T-shirt, a sexy as fuck T-shirt that says just that. I would wear that fucker everywhere.
Here's a weird thought. I was putting the toothpaste on my toothbrush this morning, and it reminded me of milking a dick of cum...except instead of my mouth, it goes on the toothbrush. I get these thoughts now and then. Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing.
Twenty-somethings who get hammered should not be allowed to hang out with each other. They get severely stupid. Ask them what one plus one equals, and they will say two. The correct answer is three. They will be way to plastered to use a condom.
My "To do list"
1: Check and see if the shed leaked.
2: The lady who lives up the street. Not her but her college-aged son.
3: If not, the college-aged son, his dad.
4: The chick that works at Guess.
5: Both the college-aged son and his dad at the same time.
6: Get the chick at Guess, and both guys and just get weird.
Thinking about toothpaste has me wondering. Can I feel sperm traveling through a hard penis with my hands? I can't remember. Now I almost have to find out. I hope so. The thought of it is somewhat box drenching. I will have to wrap my hands around it and hold still at the exact right moment, or I will screw it up, though. Oh well, practice makes perfect.
So I got a new toy. Thank you, George, my pussy thanks you as well. I warn you that if you send me something, I will use it, video it, and make you famous. Consider yourself informed. So this thing is really pretty cool. It sucks your clit, your box, the whole kitty, so to speak. Sucking toys rock because they make my clit bigger. The bigger the clit is, the more of it there is to do very weird things too. I somewhat demonstrate why my massive clit is so superior to itty bitty clitty's. I think the demonstration speaks for itself but feel free if you have questions. There is a high possibility that what some would say is an extreme desire for sex is a direct result of my clit. I say your idiot, who doesn't love sex? Anyway, overactive vagina or not, my pussy is digging this new toy. I have to figure it out to get the experience just the way I want, but a little practice never hurt anyone.
I have a guy questioning my femininity. He feels I am overly aggressive in bed, that I am taking what he perceives to be his roll in the bedroom, or wherever I happen to be getting a cock slid into me. What a dick. I mean, I like his dick, but the rest of his body is becoming annoying. I will not just lie there and go "Oh baby, oh baby" to soothe his ego. I don't want to just do missionary. I want to be on top, I want to tittyfuck, I want you to slip it in from behind. For fucks sake, I want to do a ton of shit, and if that bothers you...we probably shouldn't be fucking. That's all I'm going to say about this. I feel like he will be mad at me when he reads this. Cool.
So what else is new? I didn't watch the debate. Everyone keeps telling me about the debate. The only discussion I want to worry about today is the debate of whether I should chase a guy or a chick tonight. Of course, wherever I go, someone will bring up the debate. Or the fact that Donald Trump has the Corona. He will be just fine. If not, Melania can cum stay with me. I'm just saying here...trying to be neighborly. Is it wrong that I want to do weird things with the First Lady?
Hello guys, I am sorry to inform you that there will be a technical delay in tonight's video. I have to re-edit it and render it to make it work on here and I don't have it in me tonight to get that done. It's a different kind of one and I think you will be surprised at the very least. Anyway, just wanted to let you know. It will be up tomorrow without fail so keep an eye out for it around 9 am. That is my official announcement. Please resume whatever it is you may need to resume doing at this time.
OK, another annoying short workout video for you. Shut up and watch it. Don't make me hit you with my big old girl dick. I'll do it! Anyway, check this one out, and I will post an actual fuck video later today, so keep your pants on. Better yet, lose the pants and do strange and harsh things to your dick. Don't forget, if there is no pictures or videos, it didn't happen 💦🍆💦
Good morning everyone! It's the trainer day. I don't have my hopes up, but one never knows. It's possible he might just decide to train me from the inside out. If he doesn't insert his barbell into my slot, then I am shit out luck till tomorrow night. I like barbells. They are long, stiff, and tough to bend. I think I mentioned this once before. Forget about the size. It's all about the stiff factor. That's my only complaint about large dicks because they don't really get steel rod stiff. When a slip a dick in me I want to feel the head pushing around in there, not just bending to every curve. It's a whole different sensation. I prefer rock hard over soft and pliable. I'm sure others feel different, but my vagina doesn't give one shit what others think.
Today's photos are of my giant clit. It's not always as big as this, but I wish it would be! When it's this big, I am fucking ready to do some damage to dicks. It takes on a life of its own, and I feel sorry for any penis that gets in its way. Not really, but I'm selfish that way.
I get asked quite a bit about cum. Odd, I know, but it is a more common subject than you would think. I am not going to get into girls squirting. That sets off a tedious back and forth with a few guys who know more about vaginas than I do. We can discuss that another time. Guys and cum. What are my feelings on sperm? I love sperm—the more, the merrier. I don't just say that because I'm supposed to say that. I know tons of porn chicks who run to the bathroom and throw up the second the camera looks away because they have cum in their mouth. Ask them about cum, and they will tell you with a smile on their face, "I LOVE IT!" I remember the first time I ever saw it, which was a long time ago, my friends. I touched it, smelled it, tasted it. The guy I was with was like "Eeewww!" It was all over my hands; I wanted to know what it was like. Very, very, shortly after that, I took my first load in the mouth, and after swishing it around a bit, I swallowed it. No gag, no yuck, just a big smile on my face. I can remember his shocked face. He was disgusted by it. I was ready to do it again, right there and then. I guess he thought better of it because he literally "came" back for more that same day. The parents must of known I was a little slut because I was on the pill before I could drive. So, no reason not to take a load in the box, and that was my next stop for a load of cum. I actually fucked a guy in his house before school and spent the rest of the day feeling him leaking out. That was all it took. I never looked back. So, my take on sperm is I basically have sex with guys just to get their cum. If a guy cums in me, even if we are thirty seconds into it, I only need another thirty seconds, and I'm cumming. I can feel sperm plopping out of a dick, I can feel it getting pushed into me, I can feel it lubing me up. I can almost feel it now just writing this out. In me is always my first choice. I cum the hardest that way. In my mouth is the close second. I won't lie to you, I love feeling the dick pump cum into my mouth. I can feel it pumping in my hands, on my lips, in my mouth. Will I spit it out? Only if you ask me to because that turned you on or something, but I enjoy feeling it do its slimy slide down my throat. Ahh, shit, I'm writing a book here. I gotta go, but you get the general idea of things here.
Catch you all later!
Brooke.
Post one of four: Someone watched one of my videos today and was quick to point out that only the dude got his cum on. Well, he got it on me, but that's neither here nor there. He was beating around the bush about how only the guy got his rocks off, and I was left high and dry. Let me explain. I guess it may be more of a girl thing, but I could be wrong. It could just be a "me" thing because the older I get, the more I realize that though some people may ride the crazy train, I drive that bitch. Sexually that is. I feel like I am pretty much all there everywhere else. But then again, what do I know? Anyway, where were we? Yeah, I didn't get to cum. Physically that is. Mentally, I came like a screaming eagle. I don't know if guys can do that or not. Sometimes I just want to play with a dick, do what I want to do to it, and when I'm through, I empty the balls, typically down my throat. Just the act of watching the different movements and stages dicks go through when you work them is like cumming to me. Watching the faces and other body movements of the person the cock is attached to are incredible. Awesome is a good word. I guess that's the best way I can explain it. Some people like to play golf. I like to play with a different kind of balls. I don't need to be touched to further my enjoyment. In fact, it's best just to let me have my fun. That is my answer to the question. I have no other way to explain it. I hope it helps.
Susan, my friend who gets embarrassed at the way I dress and sometimes casually insert sex into a conversation, says I use sexual innuendos way too much. I'm trying to lessen the number of sexual references I spit out, but it is so hard...so fucking hard, baby. She thinks I have a problem with sex. The only problem I think I have with sex is that I have really fantastic bad ideas. Besides, having a dirty mind makes dull conversations so much more tolerable. How could I ever give it up? Would you? I would hope not. I haven't perfected the art of stalking hot MILF's and sexy as divorcee's through Target just to spend my days actually shopping and watching TV. I'm just saying here.
Quick observation. I wish my clit was as sensitive as people on Twitter and Facebook are. I'd cum just form walking down the hall.
Is it just me, or is a good morning loaded with a lot of ass grabbing, tit squeezing, ball fondling, and a happy ending? That seems like a good morning for me. I could be wrong. Doubt it, though.
Catch you all later!
Love ya
Brooke
Here are five short clips I took fooling around in a dress someone sent me off of Amazon. I dig the dress. I plan on wearing it out just like this Friday night! Should be able to wrangle me up a fresh twentysomething piece of meat. I don't care who the root is attached to as long as it's steely hard and fully loaded. Hardness is important. The harder, the better. You guys get all worried about size when it's tensile strength you should be concerned with. I want to be able to hang my .50 Cal from it if you know what I mean. Guys with big dicks will read this and be like, what a bitch! I'm not a bitch. I am the teller of unfortunate truths...thank you very much. I'll give you that softer ones are better for blowing; they bend and make curves better. But when it cums to digging around in my belly...I want it hard. Sometimes they get so hard I can see the head moving around in my stomach. That's awesome!
I hate it when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow. I don't need that kind of pressure. I don't even know what I'm doing right now, much less tomorrow. You are stressing me out, you bastards!
I know a girl in porn who somehow has everything in her life going wrong. Even when it's going right, she will ensure it will go wrong. It's how she gets through the day, I guess. It gets tiresome, though. I like shit to run smoothly. When the shit hits the fan or the condom breaks, I yell, "Plot twist!" and move on. It seems like sound logic, and it's always worked for me. I do fix my problems. I wouldn't have a combined credit score over 800 if I didn't. See how I tooted my own horn there? Meh,...I am super proud of my credit rating. I have been financially embarrassed with the best of them over the years, but always dusted myself off and kept going. Where am I going with this? I don't have a fucking clue. Wait...I guess I kind of do. I stay away from "Still People." Still complaining, still hating, still broke, still stationary, still nowhere. They will freeze you right up with them.
I got an email asking why I tend to write as if dicks are independent of their owner. To me, they are. No matter what the owner of said penis says, his dick does what I tell it to, not him. That should clear up any misconceptions some of you may have had. I have had boyfriends who were just along for the ride. I never listened to them, didn't do anything they wanted, didn't care one bit about their feelings. I wasn't dating them. I was dating their cock. Sometimes balls as well. Sounds mean, but really it's the best relationship in the world. No dinner dates, movies, cuddling, just me and your dick doing whatever we like for a few hours, and then you are free to go. As long your dick successfully pumped a gallon of jizz in me, that is. If not, you might be hanging around waiting for a while. I mean, why else would I invite your dick over?
Catch you all later!
Brooke!
As you know, edging is my new thing. It's teasing a penis until it's achingly frustrated. I'm pretty good at it in real life. Dicks take on a life of their own when they are in my hands. It's weird, I forget the dick is even attached to a guy. It's like a whole separate entity. Anyway, my first shot at showing you a little bit of edging. This didn't go quite as planned as I myself am frustratingly horny and that fucks up my thought process until I do something about it, which I am about to do! My clit is so massive right now, I don't think I have ever seen it bigger. What got me horny? I video cammed with a dude who had a frighteningly stiff dick who edged himself. He put the cam with an under view so I could see his balls. I asked him to do that. He had me tell him how I owned his dick and he could only cum when I told him to. He didn't touch himself for a few minutes and after I told him to cum he started with this little tiny pump of cum and some dribble that followed. His balls were doing all kinds of weird things though and then his dick shot massive ropes of cum out. I swear his balls should have shriveled up to raisins after dumping that much sperm out. Then he hung up. I would have gladly finished myself off for him but he was out the door. So now I have this massive clit and it's going to get a workout! Catch you all in a bit. And yes, I did take pics of my pumped up clit!
Mediation. Because you can't just go punching people in the face. Look, I'm just saying. It's Monday. I can say whatever I want. Though, I may get stuck in the face for doing so. That is the chance you take, I suppose. People fill me in their politics. All their opinions and views were formed by memes on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Way too many people never bother with facts because that requires they use their brain. People think my silence is agreement. In most cases, it's because their stupidity level has reached such epic proportions; it has rendered me speechless. I say this equally for both sides. This post isn't targeted at anyone specific or any political side, but if you feel like I offended you, well, I'm glad I could reach at least one person. Truthfully, I think I am speaking for the silent majority when I say these things. I could be very wrong. Enough of this political crap lets resume other activities. Man, I just know some people I met this weekend are going to read this and hate me. Oh well, they wasted hours of my time selling me on politics. All I wanted to do is get some cum pumped in me, but no...I had to hear about the election, which is, according to some, the same day the world will end. Save me a seat with a view if you would please, and thank you.
Until you have given a blowjob, don't knock it. Odd things to say, but I think very, very accurate. Sure, there are a lot of bad things that can wrong with a blowjob. The worst being smelly. If you know there is even a remote possibility, someone will be up close and face to face with your dick, scrub that fucker clean. Untrimmed jungles hiding half of the cock is a definite fashion no. Neatly and tightly trimmed is always best. You don't have to be shaven clean everywhere but keep the bush stubble length and the balls and shaft smooth. It looks twice as big, and it's a joy to handle. Take care of those two things, and it's smooth sailing. A penis is a joy just to hold. But, pop that thing in your mouth and roll the head around, well that's out of this world. I don't know, don't you guys just like diving in a pussy and staying there for an hour? I literally get off on getting people off. I don't have to get fucked, and I can cum just as hard doing myself thinking about it. Sometimes even harder. I pick out certain moments like when the balls start to suck up inside or how they feel when they are pumping sperm. When I'm blowing you, though, I can feel the balls and the shaft with my hands and the head with my mouth. Right before you balls squeeze the cum into my mouth, the head gets super fat, and I can feel it. I can feel it on my tongue, in my throat, and I know I'm about to get a warm slimy mouthful of wonderfulness. Do I swallow? Duh. I don't know why, but a belly full of sperm has always been a fan favorite of mine. I shouldn't even say this, but my first experience ever with a guy, and I started early, was swallowing. It wasn't his idea; it was mine. That's all we did, a blowjob to finish and gut full of swimmers. Even after I figured out all the rest of the things I could do with sex, it was my go-to thing. I learned that you could taste the cum in your throat for a very long time. I wouldn't eat or drink to make the taste last longer. I don't remember anyone complaining. In fact, I had stalkers after I broke up with a couple of them. I guess back then, it was a big deal, and it might even still be. But I just thought they would move on to other chicks, and all would be good. I didn't realize then that I was the freaky one. Man, I'm going back way to far. I gotta get off of here. I've spent thirty minutes writing this out, and I have things to do today. I wish a blowjob were one of them, but I don't see a hard dick appearing magically during my day. A girl can hope, though!
