Got more to post today and will be posting some stuff on my blog site so check that out as well. But first this little update to kick things off đ
2021-03-19 14:53:09 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone asked me what one of my favorite videos were, this would be one of them. I know, it's not new but that isn't the point here. The point is he has a fat ass dick. My box likes fat dicks. What can I say. There is another video I'll shove up here where he gapes my pussy big fucking time. I couldn't feel another dick for a week after that fuck. So, enjoy! Yes, My hair was fucked when I shot this. Some ding dong hair stylist fried the shit out of it and it took forever to get it right again. Shot with @dfwknight
2021-03-18 18:08:59 +0000 UTC View PostGood Thursday morning everyone quick update before I start making other updates. I suppose I should recycle stuff but sucks so I will just find new ways to annoy you with nudity đ
2021-03-18 13:37:38 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Wednesday. I will not say Humpday anymore, even though this video is me humping plastic man. Humpday is way overused and people equate it to a camel walking around yelling humpday. I would rather just call it Fuckday. So happy fuckday to you. It feels like a Sunday. All I want to do is fuck and take naps. Ever get that way? Lately anymore, itâs becoming a daily thing. I need to get out more. Never give someone a couch somebody died on. It has death cooties. You can almost smell them. I donât care if itâs leather or not. They probably death peed on it when they went. You canât get rid of that shit. Best just to burn it. Consider this a tip from me to you. Had a friend who had to clean out a house and wanted to give me the couch. Brought it over and everything, without asking, I might add. When I asked them where they found him, she said on the couch. I was like on this couch? She was like, yes, this couch. Get the fuck out of here! I fuck on couches⊠I fuck on couches a lot! I donât want my coochie touching on no death cooties. Who knows what could go wrong from that! I donât want to find out. Call me superstitious, but fucking on a couch where somebody sucked their last breath⊠no thanks! Happy Wednesday. I will not say Humpday anymore, even though this video is me humping plastic man. Humpday is way overused and people equate it to a camel walking around yelling humpday. I would rather just call it Fuckday. So happy fuckday to you. It feels like a Sunday. All I want to do is fuck and take naps. Ever get that way? Lately anymore, itâs becoming a daily thing. I need to get out more. Never give someone a couch somebody died on. It has death cooties. You can almost smell them. I donât care if itâs leather or not. They probably death peed on it when they went. You canât get rid of that shit. Best just to burn it. Consider this a tip from me to you. Had a friend who had to clean out a house and wanted to give me the couch. Brought it over and everything, without asking, I might add. When I asked them where they found him, she said on the couch. I was like on this couch? She was like, yes, this couch. Get the fuck out of here! I fuck on couches⊠I fuck on couches a lot! I donât want my coochie touching on no death cooties. Who knows what could go wrong from that! I donât want to find out. Call me superstitious, but fucking on a couch where somebody sucked their last breath⊠no thanks! Here is a helpful hint guys. Surround your self with girls who actually want to suck your dick. Just saying. If you plan on marrying her, then part of her vows should be, âI promise to suck your dick in sickness and in health.â Vice versa. You should promise to do whatever kinky shit she wants to do as well. Again, just saying. Marriages and relationships would last longer that way. Relationships arenât always about sex. I mean, I want to do cute things with you, like hold your hand, walk in the park, and suck your dick in the car. Oh, who are we kidding, I donât give much of a ratâs ass about all the touchy feely stuff. I am going to suck your cock like Iâm in love with it, because I usually am. As in, I want to suck your soul from your penis. Get the picture?
2021-03-17 23:51:07 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, everyone. Here are some pics from yesterday. Hope you like em, itâs what I got. They got me laid yesterday, so there is that. I put a short video up on Twitter and boom, my side dicks started calling and texting before I could get my finger off the send key. I had a date already scheduled though, so I set a few things up for this week. My pussy should be well tended to for the next few days. The sex yesterday. Not much to say about it. It was just good sex. I know you want to hear all the wild details, but there really arenât any. We got naked; I sucked his cock till he made me stop. He was close to cumming. He ate me till I came. Then he slipped it inside of me, I fucked it till I came again, and he dumped his load in a steamy pile inside of me. Just solid sex. The way it should be. The only thing that might be construed as out of the ordinary was I sucked his limp dick afterwards till it was kind of hard. His dick wasnât cooperating for a second round. But I was having fun anyway, and he wasnât complaining, so it was all good. I was eating his dick when he announced he was going to cum. I was thinking, itâs not hard, and heâs going to cum? But I kept going, and he ejaculated in my mouth. Not the usual pumping spurts, but a steady stream that would stop and start dependent on my sucking. I sucked more, and it just kept streaming out. No, it wasnât p!ss, it was hot, mildly thick jizz. I stopped sucking to think about it, but he demanded I keep going. So I did. His dick kept cumming. Itâs like it had no pressure but a valve was stuck open. It must not of hurt because he was all about me emptying his testicles. Which I donât know that I ever really did. I stopped a few seconds to make sure everything was OK. He was good, very good. I sucked it again and more came out. I stopped again, put some in my hand. It was cum. It tasted like cum, smelled like cum, looked like cum, it was cum. Where the fuck was it cumming from and how? I donât know. I am still perplexed by the whole thing. Not that Iâm upset or weirded out. I would kind of like to explore it some more, to be honest. I jerked it and only a little dribbled out of the cum hole. I sucked it until I would get an unbroken stream of it and I wondered if something is broke and he just doesnât know it? Several things stand out. He came but his dick was barely a semi erection when he did. It didnât have any pressure. It wouldnât stop if I applied suction. Now, I vaugely remember a guy who never got it up but would cum anyway so that isnât a first. The restâŠ. a first. Even more odd, his first ejaculation had pressure. I could feel it pumping away and spraying sperm into my guts. The feeling of him breeding me is what made me want to go for round two. The second time nothing would come out unless I sucked it out. Which I happily did but thats not the point of this story. I donât know what the point of this story is. I guess I am happily perplexed by the human body and the oddities it can produce. Would I be happy if every guy did this every time? I donât know. I had this creepy mental feeling I was doing damage to something. Like I was running a piece of machinery that was broke and only making it worse. Which according to him isnât the case. But who wouldnât say that to a chick sucking every drop of jizz from his balls? Anyway. That was my evening, how was yours? So itâs Tuesday, I got a guy to fuck me and video it as well, but it didnât cum out great. I mean, the cum in the butt was awesome, but the video is a bit herky jerky. Plus, he couldnât cum and hold the camera, so we had to cut for a minute or two while he stroked his dick off in my butthole. Not that Iâm complaining. Iâm just happy to finally have someone nut in my rectum. Itâs been too long. I went to Publix afterwards and now Iâm horny as fuck again! I got that freshly fucked and greased feel in my butthole. Walking feels like gliding, kind of like when you first step off the treadmill, if you know what I mean. Even better, I am still dripping. Just a little bit, but enough to feel it on the inside of my buttcheeks! Honestly, I would rather spend a good day of fucking than just about anything else. Anyway, this video is less than an hour or two old when I posted it, so I got the fresh stuff for you today! Let me know what you think, I know itâs not pro quality but you got to shoot with who and what you got! @u125291845 Just so you know. I left a wet spot in my chair. Wonder why. They say not to judge peopleâŠI donât have to, my dogs do it for me all the time. Just saying. Itâs funny how small guys will say their dick is when they want to have ass sex. Any other time and you think they are packing Godzilla by the way they describe it. In all honesty, what does a giant fat dick get you? A lifetime of no ass sex. If itâs to fat or to long, forget about it. I know some girls can shove a car up their keester, but I am not one of them. I like average to small when I need a good ass banging. Someone in the world of porn news just realized that George Floyd was in a few porns. The headline reads âDid you know George Floyd starred in Porn?â Well yes I did, a long, long time ago, like when he first was killed⊠but thank you very much Captain Late to the party. Only thing I didnât know is how big he was, looks like 6â5 or better. The author then goes on to kind of insinuates that the media was hiding that fact. No, they werenât. Thatâs how I found out. It just isnât relative to his death. Had absolutely zero to do with it or even contribute to it. My point? Though an interesting fact, completely non relevant and selling the headline like that certainly insinuates clickbait and shitty reporting. I certainly hope if I go down in a plane crash the headline doesnât read âDid you know Brooke Tyler starred in Porn?â Out of sheer vanity, I would hope everyone already knew that for fuckâs sake. Catch you all later! I am posting more stuff on 34ggmilf so if are reading this you will be able to see that, I just have to set up your stuff so message me and leave me your email.
2021-03-16 20:19:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Post 1 of 3: Good morning, everyone. Here are some pics from yesterday. Hope you like em, itâs what I got. They got me laid yesterday, so there is that. I put a short video up on Twitter and boom, my side dicks started calling and texting before I could get my finger off the send key. I had a date already scheduled though, so I set a few things up for this week. My pussy should be well tended to for the next few days. The sex yesterday. Not much to say about it. It was just good sex. I know you want to hear all the wild details, but there really arenât any. We got naked; I sucked his cock till he made me stop. He was close to cumming. He ate me till I came. Then he slipped it inside of me, I fucked it till I came again, and he dumped his load in a steamy pile inside of me. Just solid sex. The way it should be. The only thing that might be construed as out of the ordinary was I sucked his limp dick afterwards till it was kind of hard. His dick wasnât cooperating for a second round. But I was having fun anyway, and he wasnât complaining, so it was all good. I was eating his dick when he announced he was going to cum. I was thinking, itâs not hard, and heâs going to cum? But I kept going, and he ejaculated in my mouth. Not the usual pumping spurts, but a steady stream that would stop and start dependent on my sucking. I sucked more, and it just kept streaming out. No, it wasnât p!ss, it was hot, mildly thick jizz. I stopped sucking to think about it, but he demanded I keep going. So I did. His dick kept cumming. Itâs like it had no pressure but a valve was stuck open. It must not of hurt because he was all about me emptying his testicles. Which I donât know that I ever really did. I stopped a few seconds to make sure everything was OK. He was good, very good. I sucked it again and more came out. I stopped again, put some in my hand. It was cum. It tasted like cum, smelled like cum, looked like cum, it was cum. Where the fuck was it cumming from and how? I donât know. I am still perplexed by the whole thing. Not that Iâm upset or weirded out. I would kind of like to explore it some more, to be honest. I jerked it and only a little dribbled out of the cum hole. I sucked it until I would get an unbroken stream of it and I wondered if something is broke and he just doesnât know it? Several things stand out. He came but his dick was barely a semi erection when he did. It didnât have any pressure. It wouldnât stop if I applied suction. Now, I vaugely remember a guy who never got it up but would cum anyway so that isnât a first. The restâŠ. a first. Even more odd, his first ejaculation had pressure. I could feel it pumping away and spraying sperm into my guts. The feeling of him breeding me is what made me want to go for round two. The second time nothing would come out unless I sucked it out. Which I happily did but thats not the point of this story. I donât know what the point of this story is. I guess I am happily perplexed by the human body and the oddities it can produce. Would I be happy if every guy did this every time? I donât know. I had this creepy mental feeling I was doing damage to something. Like I was running a piece of machinery that was broke and only making it worse. Which according to him isnât the case. But who wouldnât say that to a chick sucking every drop of jizz from his balls? Anyway. That was my evening, how was yours?
2021-03-16 13:38:12 +0000 UTC View Postalright guys, I am messaging with a bunch of you right now but I have to take a break and get something to eat so I will catch up with you in a bit.
2021-03-15 22:18:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Just sitting around and waiting for my Box to get stuffed so I thought I would snap a couple of pics đ I'll keep you posted to how it goes đ
2021-03-15 21:04:56 +0000 UTC View PostGood Monday everyone. Back at and ready to go this week. At for now I am. Give it a few hours and Iâll be requiring more caffeine to maintain this state of mind. I will get fucked today. That should improve my overall well being. It always does. Short of this guy forgetting to bring his dick, there is no chance that my box wonât be slippery with jizz by the end of the day. It better be. I will keep you posted on the slipperiness of my box as the day progresses. Yes. I deleted about 75 videos. Mostly boy girl stuff and a couple girl girl. It wonât return on here. Good news is as follows. If you have an active membership on Onlyfans you will get free acess to all the deleted stuff and more. I donât like giving you something then taking it away. This is my fix to that dilimea. You will have to request access via message and send me your email and I will add you. Once your membership lapses here, it will stop there. Itâs that simple. To be clear, I will post stuff here that I wonât post there and I will definitely post stuff there that wonât be posted here. I wish I could but I canât per the rules. Yes I do post some weird shit over there that I donât post here. I like posting weird shit. Sue me if you donât like it. The old orange sling back with a frontal cross. That is my technical definition for a string bikini. If wearing this wont get a girl bred then I am simply out of ideas. If I was a dude my dick would be pulling me full speed towards the barely covered crotch that is screaming for a cock to cream it till it drips. Look, if a girl wears this outfit to the beach, she wants dick. Donât give me this feminism shit about she can wear whatever she wants crap. If she wears this, she wants dick and lots of it. Can you guess what Iâm wearing right now? You know it. And I want dick. Lots of dick. If I didnât know I was going to get some man meat jammed up my insides later this afternoon⊠I would be looking for dick right now. Why did I have to delete like 75 videos? Because I didnât have a photo of the person holding the ID. I had a photo of the ID, all the proper paperwork but no photo of them actually holding the ID. Which has been fine for the last 20 years. But the rules have changed and I will abide by them because they are doing the right thing even if it stings a bit. However, it isnât some law thats been passed, itâs a cover your ass type thing. I followed the law. I still am. But, I donât make the rules, if I want to stay on these sites then I have to play by them though. I enjoy onlyfans so if I want to stay I have to keep up the changes and abide by the terms. But, lucky me, I own my own server which houses my own personal site and the rulemaker is one of my many titles over there. But such is life, overcome and adapt. That is a good rule to live by as it has worked well for me. Boring post, I know. My next ones will definitely be better. Catch you all later! Love ya! Brooke
2021-03-15 16:47:33 +0000 UTC View PostGot it all done, took damn near all day but all kinds of content got shifted around with the rule changes. Thank the wonderful people at Pornhub for fucking shit up more than then already have. They have been a disaster since they launched their first tube site. Not if you watch free porn, they were great. Awful if you made porn because it wasn't if, it was when they stole your stuff getting it pulled down was nearly impossible and even if they did they spread it out to all the other tube sites they own which is about all of them. Then they got plastered by a reporter looking to hatchet job someone and Pornhub was ripe for the hatchet. They got hit so hard it slapped the porn right out of em. The only form of payment they can accept now is BitCoin and that isn't working out so well as a payment system. Now if you ask them to pull something down, it's gone immediately. They are in severe ass kissing mode. They have to be. They also own almost all the major sites like Brazzers, Digital playground, and so on... pretty much just about everyone else. Now they are under scrutiny. So, if you are wondering what is going on, most of it stems directly from your good buddies at Pornhub. Onlyfans is doing the right thing by dotting their I's and crossing their T's. It was however a major pain in the ass to move all of that stuff. You have to have a photo of the person holding the ID next to their face in addition to just a photo of the ID. In the past we just took photos of the ID and they aren't grandfathering anything in. So I had to pull a lot of the older stuff down as with the newer stuff I knew about the requirement change and took the photo holding them. However, if you got this far in the explanation, I am offering anyone who is now a member of my onlyfans free access to all the stuff removed at no charge on my own personal site. You will have to message me and I will get you what you need starting tomorrow. There is no upsell, no ads, no spam, it's just the fair thing to do.
2021-03-14 03:23:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Post 1 of 3: Gotta keep this one short, to much to do and no time to do it with. Trying to keep things up to date with all the new guideline changes for posting content and such and have been going pretty solid on that. The stuff I took down I will get access to it through my own site at no charge but I am not ready to do that as of yet. Be later tomorrow probably. You will have to message me on here letting me know you want to access. Anyway, let me know what you think of these pics, I think they came out alright for a phone and just some regular old Joe pushing the button. Who needs a photographer when you got Joe?
2021-03-13 19:38:55 +0000 UTC View PostAbout that last post, not that big of a deal. I have most of what they need so pretty much good to go. What I do have to take down I will give members a username and password at no cost to view on my own personal site. You will have to request it though.
2021-03-12 21:06:54 +0000 UTC View PostGuys, I have a lot of stuff up on here that is going to have to cum down unfortunately. The new world order has placed a lot of pressure on people that host adult content and if they don't follow strict guidelines from credit card processors and such, they get in serious trouble. Essentially they are putting pressure on folks like Onlyfans who are doing nothing wrong except providing an awesome service. The issue lies in the ID's. They must have a photo of the model holding the ID and not just a photo of the ID itself. Up to a year or so ago we didn't take photos of people holding ID's, just had them sign the releases, the 2257, and took a photo of the ID itself. So, essentially I am sitting on a stack of ID's that may or may not be worthless. Shit happens. Now, most of my stuff will stay up because I do have the proper ID photo format for the majority of it. So, if you are wondering why some stuff came down, it's not by design, it's because I had to. You can thank all the wonderful lawmakers and ding dongs that pushed making extreme content way to far. I have said it for years, keep making extreme porn more extreme, it will draw attention and it will bring us all down and that is exactly what is happening. Again, don't blame folks like OnlyFans, they are doing the right thing so we can all keep operating.
2021-03-12 17:51:55 +0000 UTC View PostNot the main update for today but just a preview of what's to cum đ§đđ§. Main update should be up around 4 today so make sure you come and see me â€ïž
2021-03-12 17:10:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Flash back Friday. So I got a question, basically the exact same question from like 5 people. How long have you been into hanging out and about in the swamps or is this a new thing? Forever. I would rather be in the swamp at 1AM then in any club or bar. And I have been known to be walking in the swamp at 1AM quite often so don't think that's an exaggeration. All the good shit goes on out there from around 9PM to 2AM. Then all the shit goes to bed. That's just the way it is. Anyway, yes, since I was a wee little youngin so to speak, I was hanging out in the woods, on dirt bikes, shooting, all that good stuff. No we weren't hillbillies, we just liked doing that stuff. So here are some pics from 2006 to throw up in honor of my many many years getting bit by everything under the sun and picking ticks off me like they were skittles.
2021-03-12 13:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Not to brag but at 6:30 AM this morning... I was getting bred by this absolutely perfectly beautiful penis @u125291845 . It's been a while since I have found a cock that I want to marry. Even though he is attached to it... I would still marry it... for at least a week or two. I can still feel his swimmers trying to work they way up in me and it's making me slick all over again. It's going in my ass tonight. There is no question, no excuses, I demand that it try to get me pregnant anally. Just saying. Anyway... good morning everyone!
2021-03-12 13:23:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Bikine pics from the other day. You asked for them, I got them, now you got them. Let me know what you think! I am pretty sure I put a video up in this bikini the other day so check that out as well. I get asked the same questions quite often. They come in several variations. Do I meat with fans? Do I fuck fans? Do I shoot videos with fans? Technically, the answer is yes to all three. I have been fucking fans since 2001. To fuck those fans I have to meat with them. I spell meat without the second (e) because it is a banned word on Onlyfans. How do you know I fuck fans? Because I video it and that is who you see on my videos⊠fans. Almost zero professionals. Do I meat with fans in a private one-on-one setting to get to know them? Of course not. I donât have a death wish. Some of you are serial killers armed with duct tape, saws, and hefty bags. I have no desire to end up in dumpsters all over Florida. I know, I can trust you, you promise your not a serial killer. Which, by the way, is exactly what a serial killer would say. How do I pick my guys to shoot with? From the video they send me of themselves where they are nude and jerking off to finish. If the body is right, the cumshot is tight, me and you will fuck all night. On video, that is. No exceptions. Have I ever fucked a fan after we shot a video together just for fun? Absolutely. Sometimes I hit it off with them and we end up fuck buddies. But there is always that looming desire that I will want you to shoot videos. I just wrote about this recently, but I guess it doesnât get seen so I will say it again. When I shoot a video, there is a cameraman. We donât just put a phone on a tripod and hope it cums out well. Another no exception. So, what am I saying here? Want to shoot a video? Send me what you got. Donât get all pissy if I say no, I have a certain look I like to keep and it involves people younger than me. Itâs not all mechanical and fake. Itâs as real as it gets. If you arenât fucking me stupid, I will say something. I deserve to be dicked dumb. I have earned the right to be a mindless cum slut drooling for cum from your dick. I expect nothing less. Last thing on the requirement for shooting videos. Unless I specifically announce that I am traveling somewhere, I shoot everything in Daytona Beach⊠which is not next door to anything. The nearest big city is an hour and half away. That being Orlando. I forgot a dick rating, for that I am sorry and I will take care of it right now! Doesnât mean you will get a free pass and an elevated score, just an apology for my mishandling of your rating. I will still call it like I see it Mr.
2021-03-11 23:44:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a quick good morning to everyone, anyone need a shot of energy?
2021-03-11 14:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostShort text post as the video is pretty self explanatory. A chick, oil, some muscles, and a dildo. That should pretty much paint the picture â„ïž
2021-03-10 18:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostOdd video, I do talk in it after about a minute. Took it straight from the phone and posted it here. Hopefully it comes out alright. If you are at Bike Week in Daytona, I will be on the back of a HD in this little number so say hi if you see me! Ok, so I just saw a tranny fucking a watermelon on Twitter. Not that I donât like trannyâs or watermelons, I find them both tasty treats if done right, I just find it an odd choice of visuals. Watermelon fucking? Is that a thing now? I remember apple pie from the movie, but even that seems like more work than anything else. Plus, what if itâs hot? If I had a dick, the last thing I would want burnt is the head of my wanger. Oh, to have a dick⊠how I wish I could have one. The first thing I would do is watch it get hard. I would just poke it and watch it grow. I canât feel my clit growing when it gets bigger, but I would think one could feel his cock getting erect. It looks heavy when it gets hard, I would love to feel that weight hanging off of me, bouncing around. I see guys hang towels and such on it, so it has to be fairly sturdy. I want to feel it bend when gravity is applied, if you know what I mean. It looks like it feels like it pulls at the root. The first sex act I would prefer to do with it? A blowjob. I would want a blowjob. I want to know what it looks like as much as it feels like to have someone on their knees, looking up at me, taking my cock in their mouth because they want to. I think that is why I get so turned on blowing dicks. The desire to let someone put their cock in my mouth and let me pleasure it is very sexy to say the least. I mean the power trip of putting a dick in someoneâs mouth has got to be hot, but for me itâs ironically the reverse. I get a power trip knowing that I can do things to a penis that the owner has no control to stop. I can make it jerk, pulse, get harder and harder and eventually cause it to give me its jizz. There is nothing the owner of said dick can do to stop it. I am in control of his body, not him. That is a power trip right there, folks. Making me moist thinking about it. I want to know what itâs like to lose control of my body to somebody elseâs mouth. Weird, I know. But, if you havenât figured that out about me by now, I donât know what to tell you. Tax time. IRS: You owe us money, itâs this thing called taxes, pay up now or else. ME: How much do I owe you? IRS: You have to tell us. ME: So I can just tell you how much I want to pay, you donât actually know? IRS: No, we know exactly how much you owe us, we just want you to figure it out. ME: What if I get it wrong, no harm, no foul? IRS: No, there are ludicrously big penalties with possible prison time. No pressure. I know girls who scammed their way into getting unemployment, even though they werenât unemployed. What they didnât count on was OF sending 1099âs to them, nor did they think that they would end up paying taxes on the unemployment money. Guess what? They owe taxes on the unemployment and the OF 1099âs. What is that saying? Karma is a bitch? One girl is so entitled that she is beside herself because the IRS took her refund check, which she only gets because of her kids, and the IRS still sent her a bill because she owes around another 5K even after taking her refund. It doesnât bother me a bit. She has sucked off the system for as long as I have known her, and it pisses me off every time I make a quarterly tax deposit. So, I say, enjoy your IRS adventure. These girls make 100K, spend 110K, canât afford a vacuum, but still find money to buy weed. I donât feel bad for them. Time to get a life and grow up lest they be a drain on everyone else for the rest of their lives. They took money that didnât belong to them and laughed about it. Not a care in the world, they may have been taking it from someone who couldnât afford to feed their kids. Again, I say, Karma can be a nasty little reminder of what not to do. Wow, I just realized I am ending this post on a shove it up your ass kind of vibe. Not where I was going, nor my mood. I guess when I think about them I get a bit ticked so I will leave it at this. I should probably delete it but I don't do that so it stays. How long does one need to know somebody before asking for sex? I have known this girl at T-Mobile for like 17 minutes and wondering if that's to long? Wait, did I just say that? Asking for a friend. Brooke
2021-03-09 18:36:13 +0000 UTC View PostGood Tuesday morning everyone. I am presenting this solo video out of consideration for my vagina which went dick empty yesterday. This video is what I had to do to appease her. If I donât give my snatch what it demands, the rest of me is in a rotten frame of mind. It wanted dick yesterday, it was dissapointed. Someplace there is a penis chuckling at my pussy, saying âSee⊠thatâs how it feels to go without bitch!â Shut your cum hole prick. My box knows precisely what itâs like to go without and itâs not thrilled about it when she does. I dont know about you but itâs just so much better when someone else gets me off than it is when I do it myself. Not suggesting I canât just about pass out on the latrine from masturbating. I have had some drooling near blackout cums on the ceramic throne. Itâs just better when someone else makes me hold my breath, turn purple and drool. Just saying. Let me know what you think of it! Whats is going on? Not much on my end I suppose. Bike week is in full swing and in a substantial way. I wasnât confident what to expect but they might just have a record crowd this year. Saw that dipshit the âNaked Cowboyâ get arrested for pan handling. Amusing stuff. He got roughed up by some lady cop who wasnât having any of his crap. You canât panhandle here. You have to have a permit and he didnât have a permit. People pay huge dollars, 10K and up for a spot to set up. He bitched, they bitch slapped him. This isnât NY. Daytona Beach doesnât give a rats ass about your delicate feelings. People applauded when they dragged his whiny ass out of here. Of course now heâs found an ally with the news who depict it like he was dealt with insensitively. Nope, you fucked up, you were informed you fucked up, you continued to fuck up, you ended up fucked. All on him. Itâs an odd vibe here right now. Iâm just going to say it. It makes me want to stay away a little bit. It feels slightly angry. Could be the politcal climate or maybe they are just overly excited if they are from some place that locked them down for the last year. The booze seems to be flowing more than usual. I was driving in my Jeep going down Beach St in Ormond and the oncoming motorcycles kept flipping me off. My lights were off, I donât have any offensive stickers, I couldnât figure it out. The truck behind me was riding the line making the motorcylces who were riding the line to move over and he was somewhat tailgating me as well. They werenât flipping me off, they were flipping him off. It was a big truck. If I was on a bike I would get the fuck out of the way. I donât care how bad ass you think you are, Grandma in a Yugo will kick your ass and win everytime if your get in a tangle with her with your motorcycle. Remember I said that when granny is sliding you off the street so she can get home and bake cookies. Just saying. That Harley jacket you bought didnât come with magical super hero powers. Be careful, have fun, and you will be around long enough to check out all the tits that will be flashing you for the rest of the week. Including mine!
2021-03-09 14:09:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Post 1 of 3: Alright, post number two for the night, four for the day, I think. Who's counting? Yes, it's a photo post, all the rest were videos, so I'm overdue for a photo session, all right out of my Galaxy Z Fold 2 phone. I took them today. I can't figure out how to take a smaller size photo, so I don't have to resize them to post them. If I could get that fixed, I would post this stuff immediately. Anyway, today was a strikeout. Penis free. Not by choice but by circumstance. I could have used an excellent dick smackdown today. I was looking at my video from the other night with the cum stain on my yoga pants. I got exceptionally turned on. I don't care who you are, porn chick, nun, school teacher, whoever, getting donkey fucked in the ass bent over the seat with my feet out the door and ass in the air is fucking hot. His dick puking its nut in my ass made it even sexier. Walking around and feeling his jizz leak out because his dick was so fat it turned my asshole into a gap-ed hole I couldn't keep closed was awesome. I know people saw it. My friend was mortified about it. She gagged when I wiped my finger on the wet spot and licked the salty treat. She needs to loosen up... kind of like he loosened my asshole. Now I have a crush on him because he treated my butt so well. He is officially my asshole's number one friend. It needs a refill, and his testicles are attached to the dick that can do it. Alright, I'm working myself up here so I'm going to knock it off. I have to get ready to go live in just a few minutes. See you there or see you later! Brooke
2021-03-09 01:20:06 +0000 UTC View PostRemember that I am going to be live in about thirty minutes so get your but in there đđ»đAlright two posts are going to happen here. First the aftermath of the ass fucking put on my asshole the other night. It was to fat, his dick that is, and it stretched me to wide. I couldn't hold the nut in my tunneled out rectum and I spermed my pants because of it. Hell of a cum though so well worth it. Do it all over again đ€Ș
2021-03-09 00:55:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Monday. My least most likely to be laid. Let's see if we can change that statistic. It is bike week, and they're about 200K swinging schlongs hanging around here right now. I would think at least one of them would do just fine for breeding purposes. We shall see. My main post is not this one today, but it is pretty good porn. I did this video down in Ft Lauderdale when I lived in a townhome with @u125291845 . I wouldn't say I liked the steps, they were murder. I used to have this guy come over and hold the camera for me while I posed for pics. He always got a woody and got embarrassed about it. I liked him, and though I never fucked him, I sucked him off a dozen times or more. He had like super glue sperm. When I swallowed it I would have to clear my throat for the rest of the day because it would get stuck in there. I didn't mind, I tasted nut the rest of the day, and I always liked that. It reminded me of what I did to his prick with my mouth earlier in the day. That is what's it all about, doing things that turn you on so much you want to do them again and again. Anyway, he let me film the fun I had with his junk, which is the end result! It was supposed to be a solo video but ended up being a blowjob handjob cum shot thing. I am not complaining. Let me know what you think!
2021-03-08 18:40:11 +0000 UTC View Post
