

Friends, Romans, Countrymen ~ Lend Me Your Ears! Turns out I’m a filthy liar who need to be punished ✨🥰
How’ve you been my loves? Would you believe I’ve been frozen in a snow bank this whole time?? 😅
I’ll be honest~ lust, sloth, and gluttony rule my being 😌 all are amazing but only in the amazing sex life, lots of vacations, and food tourism kinda way AND AS IT TURNS OUT I’ll make any excuse to be a lazy piece of shit ☺️🌸✨ SO! I’m settling into a new place THAT I HAVE TO PAY FOR 😭😭😭 officially out of the nest 😭😭😭😭 and I realize that I’ll only truly be happy making money for myself so I quit my job after saving up a bit of money to BACK MYSELF INTO A CORNER AND MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE 🫶🏻✨💖 (solid plan, nothing could go wrong 😌🫨☠️)
So I come to you this day to ask what a broke lil’ succubus like me can do to make rent 🔥
WARNING ⚠️ ‼️⛔️ MY PLACE IS NOT AESTHETICALLY PLEASING AT ALL YET but you can help change that ~ MUAHAHA 🧌
Good luck with all the nuts yer bustin’!
Drink plenty of water! 💦
✨God Speed my brother, my captain, my king 👑
Go make lots of money and give it to me ✨🫶🏻😎💰JK I just hope you enjoy the new stuff I have coming and you find it worth your hard earned bucks 💖 (YOU’RE DOING AWESOME BY THE WAY)
!!!!HOPE THERE’S SOME CULT OF THE LAMB FANS HERE ✨🐑🩸👁️🗨️
Love ya, Pumpkin✨🌸🥰
~Lili