

I like to wear things that make people look where they shouldn't look. I like when people see things they shouldn't see. That was my plan all along. To direct the attention to where I want them to be. So when I go to get my oil changed today and sit in the car, this is what they are going to see. As some of you know, I kind of have the hots for the two of the employees at the Take 5 oil change place. Let's see if I can get them to check my oil level with their dipstick. Fuck that's as corny and cheesy as it gets but ultimately, that's the idea!