The best remedy for a dry mouth is a wet vagina. I am just s..

The best remedy for a dry mouth is a wet vagina. I am just saying Mr. Food for thought. Here is a good tip. Vaginas are much like the weather. If it is damp and drizzling, it's best to get inside it quickly before the clouds disappear. The one pickup line I am dying to use. "It would be best if you slipped into something more comfortable. Like my pussy." I have never used that one. I plan on using it, but I am just waiting for the right time. So he gets his dick sucked, and he gets to spray my insides down with his nut. Think it's too much to ask of him to remember to push the start record button? I guess it is because that is precisely what he did—good blowjob video, if not a bit active on the moving around part of it. He did do a nice job of greasing me up and I did get the aftermath on video so at least we have that. The good news is I got fucked. It was a good cum, I thought I had a solid fuck video, but at least I ended up sperm greased for the rest of the day. I'll take that. Enjoy the video. @u125291845 I am almost done with building a new page so you guys can watch videos basically every damn day. You will have to exit this page, but it's a page on my site. I own the server, and there is no one else on it. It's top of the line, and there is no spam, no ads, no nothing. Except for porn that has me in it. There will be lots of that. Here is how it will work. I will post a link, and it will always be the same link. The username will be Onlyfans, but the password will change for each video. I will post the new password with each video I put up. Essentially, you will have access to everything I have: hundreds of videos of me and about a hundred more videos I produced of others. That is how it will work—super simple, super easy, phone, tablet, desktop friendly. It is the only way to get the content to you that I feel you have paid for, but I can no longer provide it due to the new rules. So keep your eyes open for that. It will be very soon. I fixed my Jeep. I did it myself. It took about 2 hours and a lot of looking at the youtube video I had pulled up. I needed a new thermostat and a new cap on an unused water line extending out of the water pump—12 bucks total. You can't beat that. That guy from yesterday still creeps me out when I think about it. It was just weird. Anyway, nobody wants to hear about that. I am trying Bumble now. It seems too serious, and I don't want serious. I wrote I am not looking for that special person. I already found that person, and it's me. I am positive someone is going to ask me if I want a bubble bath and a massage. No, I don't. I want a dick in my ass and another in my mouth. You can massage my colon and grease it up with your jizz. How about that? Can you do that? Fuck. I hate when people get all "let's put flowers on the bed" on me. No, no flowers. Just dick. That is all I need. I don't need to hear how wonderful I am, I don't need to know how much they care, and I don't need to be patronized like a stereotypical dipshit. I just need dick. I don't want hugs, but my vagina would love to hug your penis until it pukes. Anyway, that is kind of how I am feeling about Bumble at the moment. We shall see over time. I will keep you posted.