So your buddy is all into a MILF, but she's hitting on you i..

So your buddy is all into a MILF, but she's hitting on you instead... what's your next move? Slip your dick inside me dumbass, that's your only move. Don't be a moron. Breed her, try and make her a MILF all over again repeatedly. That's where I am at at the moment. I am after one cub, but another has somehow magically laid claim to me without conferring on the subject. I should have some say in all of this. Not that I wouldn't bang them both, but I do have a preference in mind on which cock I want in my gut first. I believe that I have this squared away now. I finally texted with my preferred cub last night, and it went on for a while. The photos above are the ones that I sent him, and you might notice that there is a theme to them. They are of my Jeep in case you didn't see, which I'm sure you did. The reason for that is he has a Jeep as well, and I'm hoping that he will invite me along with his friends on one of his Jeep trips. I assure you I will make that an extraordinary trip for all of them. I'm just saying. I get wet as fuck thinking about that. I love the optics of it. I, a 50 plus-year-old MILF sucking the sperm through a 25-year-old cock like a drinking straw. He asked me if I swallowed last night. In my mind, I was like, duh...the whole point of sucking a cock is to get the sperm that you earned. Anyway, thinking about this makes me fidgety as it's annoyingly sexy and constantly turns my vagina into a slippery slime box. I don't need a slick slime box right now, so I need to think of something else. I am moving on. Hopefully, these pics will get me some much-needed penis inserted into my belly tonight. So yes, I had a kidney stone, and yes, that did suck. I realize now that I blew it. I should've claimed it was some deadly disease and begged for cash shamelessly so I could live out my final days in peace. Oh yeah, I forgot I also should've cried about not having health insurance and set up a go fund me because obviously everyone should pay for my fiscal irresponsibility. I mean, isn't that the new way of the world these days? I need to get in on this bandwagon of free money because MILF Tyler isn't getting any younger, and she needs a new driveway. But stupid me, I went and bought health insurance, decided that life goes on even after kidney stone, and now I'm back to chasing 25-year-olds trying to trick them into emptying their nuts in my colon. I can't play the pathetic porn chick woe is me card because I let the cat out of the bag. Silly me, I only let my despair bug me for a day or so. Dammit! I should've thought this one through! Oh well, I like earning my money better anyway, and there's way too much cock to be chased, so I don't have time for pity parties. So let the hunt begin. It's getting bad. I have this other hunky fucking 20 something texting me and I can't remember who he is. So I tell him to text me a picture and he sends me a video of him jerking off. I know, the nerve of the fucker. Sending me a video of him jerking his dick. Disgusting bastard. I fingered myself watching it. I can't lie. I want him to fuck me and pretend to put a baby in me like right now. Did you ever just look at a pussy and think I want that. I want that so bad I can taste it. That is what his dick is doing to my pussy.