What can I say? It was a Tinder kind of day. He was here, I..

What can I say? It was a Tinder kind of day. He was here, I was here, his dick was hard, my pussy wet, the stars just aligned, and sperm flowed. There is supposed to be a video, but it didn't start. That's alright, we're going to do it again when we can find the time to insert his penis into my guts and cause and cause them to drool girl juice all over his dick. The pics came out well. I will certainly put them to use later on tonight. I can assure you of that. That was a good sticky load of jizz, and it smelled amazing. I know that's weird, but cum has a smell, and it drives me wild. It makes me melt. His cum had a powerful scent, and I wish I had swallowed it because I would smell it on my breath for hours if I had. @u125291845 Porn chicks and their constant "me so horny" routine: It's nauseating. I feel like I am watching amateur hour when it comes to chicks into sex. I know chicks into sex. I know chicks that aren't into sex. None of them will call you daddy. How do you know if she is into sex? Ask her if you can send her pics, and if all is good, can we fuck? I mean, if you look good, got a good dick, and the body is tight... then you should be fucking. I mean, she keeps telling you she wants to fuck so bad then lets get it on. She won't fuck. Or she will ask for money or something off a wish list, but she still won't fuck you. But, what happens with, say, someone like me? I am happy to look at your pics. If I think your look and your cock works for me and my vagina, I might want to shoot a video with your dick. Not you, just your dick. I don't want to go out to eat, hang out, or any of that other stuff. I already have people I hang out with. I just want to fuck your dick on video for the world to see. Then see you later, alligator. That's it. My pussy is happy, your dick is satisfied, and I don't have someone sitting in my house trying to make small talk when all I want to do is hit the swamps with the dogs. Shit, I really am a terrible person. I was listening to my neighbor proudly announce she watched her first ever porn today. She said she was a little shocked. I said, "Why? Because you looked so youthful when you starred in it?" She didn't get it. I don't know how she didn't get it, but she didn't. I had to explain it to her. She ruined what I thought was a brilliant and amazingly quick off-the-cuff one-liner. When she did get it, she was off balance for like ten minutes afterward. I had to assure her I was joking, which I found slightly odd. The good news is in all of this is that my adult presence in the neighborhood has changed hearts and minds on who they actually think adult industry workers are. At first, they hated me. Then they kind of liked me. Now I am just one of the gang but with enormous tits. Plus, and primarily the women, they want to talk sex, so I know their husbands/boyfriends are reaping the benefits. See... I am bringing good fortune and cheer to all those around me! And I don't even go to church. I am just saying. Of course, the church would immediately burst into flames the second I walked in, but that's okay. I'm sure they have insurance.