Lets do this thing. Check out this pic. I let a photograph..

Lets do this thing. Check out this pic. I let a photographer take these. Never again with photographers. I'm to old for the silly games, the constant motivation and rah rah, you the best cheerleading. Plus, he sent me back the finished version of a few and they weren't even me. I mean they were me but they really weren't me. He edited the fuck out of them to the point I didn't even recognize myself. Why? Why the fuck would you do that? If I wanted to look like a plastic tard knocker, I'd go see a shitty plastic surgeon. I think I have covered the bases of editing my body with my tits. If I wanted more, I'd get more. I don't. I honestly don't give a fuck who thinks I look like a beat up mudflap. They don't have to look. I like my look, I could not care less what anyone, including you, thinks about how I look. And I most certainly don't want to join the fucktard edit my entire look crowd with video filters and photo editing. Do you really want to see someone who isn't even remotely that person? I don't. I want to see them as they are. I fucking hate, and I mean hate, going to conventions only to find they are 10 dress sizes larger, zero resemblance to their photos and now even their videos are massively altered. What kind of crap is this? I hate it. I can assure you I will never allow this ding dong to ever even get remotely close enough to me to even consider taking another photograph of me. No more ranty lecture crap. Fuck him, it's water under the bridge. Fuck that, one more thing. I could have taken better photos with my godamn phone. Unless you are just fucking around and wasting time, nobody needs a $10K camera. I can whip out a set of pics in 10 minutes, resize them less than a minute, and put them online in 30 seconds. None of this move this light, change this setting, hold this, hold that, okay, I got a pic, will you please for the love of all that is holy in porn just take the fucking pic. I have never been with any photographer, and I have been with the biggest of names in the adult industry, that didn't just take forever and a day. I get the same results out of my Galaxy Z Fold and S-21 as they do out of their billion dollar setup. Oh... all you photographers are going to hate me. Don't. I don't hate you. Stick with weddings or whatever, that makes sense. Everything else they make a cell phone that will do the job just fine. Anyway, said with a big smile on my face, let me know what you think of these pics. Just so you know, because over the years I have learned never to trust anyone with a camera, nobody leaves until I have a copy of anything and everything shot of me. Its often in some whacky "Raw" format and huge files but they are the pics as we shot them, no edits. Making him leave me the raw files paid off big time otherwise I would have zip for my time and effort other than a stack of clown pics. Anway, here is one fine example of why I will forever stick with my cell phone and some dude with a hard dick to push the button on the screen for me. Or just use a selfie stick or tripod when needed.