Post 1 of 2: Someone asked me how long I have been sober. ..

Post 1 of 2: Someone asked me how long I have been sober. Let’s see, how about forever? I just never enjoyed drinking, or anything else for that matter. I can do all my weird shit with a clear mind and no embarrassment. Have I been dr..unk? Absolutely, and the last thing I want to do is fuck when I’m dr..unk. I want to puke and go to bed. I am not a sexy dr...unk. I don’t need to be. I used to go out with my friends when I was working in the medical field and be out all night. I would wake up, make the mad dash to work with cum still in my hair… all with a smile on my face and no hangover. If you have never had dried sperm on your face at 6AM, you haven’t lived. Just saying. You all know I’m older and I don’t look too bad. I actually do attribute that to sex and sperm. Sex is exercise and sperm, well, that just makes me happy and a little jizz on the face hurt no one, actually a lot of jizz on the face hurt no one, but I do believe it has helped. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it. There is nothing more comfortable than a load of slimy soft jizz in my guts, or my colon, or my mouth. If you ever wanted to feel like a woman, take a load of sperm as deep inside of you as it can be dumped and just let that hump lump of baby swimmers sit there without moving. It will slowly break down and start slipping out, and that alone can make me cum. Especially in the ass. One, just the fact that I gave my ass to you to put your dick in, that is a mental meltdown as far as turnons go. To take it further and beg you to leave me with your sperm in my ass, that is mind-bending hot. Then to feel it dribble out of my asshole, over my box, across my clit and pool where ever I happen to be lying around at… well, that is what life is all about my friends. So, I guess basically sperm is my drink/drug of choice. I don’t need anything else to get me high. Jizz does that just fine all by itself. Plus it’s cheap, readily available, and though I won’t say it’s not addictive, it’s a habit I don’t intend to give up. I had ass sex yesterday. It’s been a while. The good news is it was done just right. So right in fact that I came too fast. I had to finish him off by hand. He slipped it in perfectly. Used his fingers first to get me warmed up and though I wasn’t really thinking I wanted to take an ass fucking, he got my ass fired up and humming just like that. When he dropped his cock in me he went just far enough to stretch my colon in all the right places without making me uncomfortable. You got to know these things. If you go to far, it hurts. It takes time, wonderfully hot time, to get things stretched and hitting on all cylinders. Once you do, though, it’s game on. And game on came about three minutes in for me. I came so hard I had to roll on my side so I didn’t throw my neck out. I do that from time to time. There are several problems with ass sex if I cum too soon. First, once I cum, I’m done. I definitely don’t double dip, almost a sure thing on an infection. I know they get paid extra to do it in the videos, but it’s just stupid. So, unless we hit the shower, nothing else is going in me. Second, I don’t want to do anything else after I cum from ass sex except maybe eat. It’s too much of a cum overload. So what’s my point here? I guess don’t let me cum to soon or your getting hand job to finish you off. Catch you all in a bit.