Good morning, everyone. Make way and make ready my friends,..

Good morning, everyone. Make way and make ready my friends, MILF Monday is here. Here’s a question, when your best friends 50 plus mom makes a move on you… what is your next move? She looks good, she’s ready to rock, and the odds of you going home and leaving a deposit on a future kid support payment… almost nil. Stay away from Wanna be MILF’s under 35. They are just ding dongs with kids, looking for kids, or chasing a paycheck. I’m not talking about regular old chicks wanting boyfriends. I’m talking about the ones that basically promise to take care of you sexually, like it’s all they want to do on this earth. Your financial wellbeing is in definite risk. A true MILF will ask you to help her bake cookies by greasing the pan, if you know what I mean. She doesn’t beat around her bush about it. If she has her own place… you better hang on for dear life because shit is about to happen to your penis, you didn't know what possible. When chicks are into sex, really into it for nothing but the excitement and pleasure, it can be scary for guys. I hate to admit it, but most guys to me are nothing but a tool for my vagina, amongst other places. Sure, I enjoy talking to you; I enjoy being friends, but it reaches a point where I’m like, will you just get on with it? For fuck’s sake Mr, my ass needs a cock in it and your talking about football. Thank heaven dicks can’t talk. They would never shut up. Anyway, stick with MILF’s, your dick will thank you as will your sanity. As most of you know, I don’t give a shit about what people look like, weight, height, whatever. I notice nothing except the actual person who is talking to me. Until, that is, they notice what they perceive to be physical slights on my part. A younger girl, say 25 or so, at the gym in Boca who was working beside me said I was lifting to heavy. It was making me huge in an unsightly way. It was then that I noticed she was heavy, in an unsightly way, and said, “No, lifting weights doesn’t make women huge, it’s all those pizzas and cupcakes you have been eating that’s making you huge.” I think she went to the front desk and complained because she left immediately and when looked over my shoulder she was at the desk and pointing at me. Who knows? Who cares? Look, if you don’t want to get a snippy comment, don’t hand them out. I told a guy once who told me I was too big that I thought he was too small. He was holding a water bottle he just bought and asked him if I could help him open it? He literally wanted to fight me. I think it makes some guys feel inadequate if I curl or bench more than they do. I think if I masturbate more than a guy, it makes him feel inadequate sometimes. Not sure why? Sometimes, I’m just sitting in the bathroom looking at my phone and something will hit me and my pussy goes from zero to hero just like that. I just want to get it done right then and there. Nothing wrong with that! Catch you all in a bit and have plenty more to post today.