Ok guys, here is the video before the video. I know, kind o..

Ok guys, here is the video before the video. I know, kind of weird, but go with it. The whole thing went horribly wrong as far as porns go. My box didn’t complain, but the world of porn just might. I admit it; I hate shooting with regular porn dudes because more times than not they are pathetic in the sack. However, with that said, they are willing to do whatever it takes to keep the penis nice and stiff. Drugs, shots, whatever, they will do it. Plus, they don’t care about other people in the room filming them. Regular guys, much better at sticking it in me. Much worse at shooting porn. So, we started out, and all was good. Then he couldn’t cum. Holding the camera, keeping the position and getting the shot, all of that was a bit much. So, not being one to waste an erection, we fucked off camera. He blew a massive load in my box after I blew my box out, cumming on his dick. All of that should have been in the video, but yet here we are. So we waited an hour and finished the video on take two. It really didn’t turn out to bad, but his second load was not near as impressive as the first. Apparently his testicles just don’t work that fast. I was going to put it up tonight, but now looking at I am going to have to edit it. Some of his camera work will make you seasick. But all in all, it’s a decent little video. Actually, I can’t believe it came out as good as it did. Oh, the perils of making porn. See, nobody else will tell you these things. It’s all fun and games till someone gets their dick bent the wrong way. Which happens more than you would think. I think I will start posting the fuckups and real workings of porn. It’s quite entertaining. I have an entire catalog I have accumulated over the years of fuckups. Am I the only one who gets emails from nut jobs telling me God, Allah, Buddah, whoever, hates me? It’s annoying. I have one thing to say about all that. Going to church doesn’t make you a holy person any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Just saying out loud. Shit, all of a sudden it started thundering outside. Is that lightning? I know a porn chick who thinks nobody cares if she’s alive or not. I told her she was wrong. She didn’t believe me so I told her to miss a few car payments and she will find out real fast if people care if she’s alive or not. She gave me the finger. How rude. I was just trying to help. In my own special way. Real comment. “Your entire life is nothing but a vast series of mistakes fueled by porn.” I copy and pasted that from Twitter. My response is as follows: Some mistakes are way too fucking fun to make only once. (In my mind I am now stiff arming and dropping the mic) I am sure he will think of something to respond with. He just hasn’t done so yet. Man, I got fucked good today. You know you got fucked good when you are just tired. Not in a bad way, but in my pussy just got nut blasted, and it needs a damn nap kind of way. I had one of those cums that starts where you tense up, hold your breath, and something lets loose in your head and you can feel the sex dope just pouring over your brain. Sex dope. Very medical of me. But basically thats what it is. They should bottle sex dope. Maybe they did. I think it’s called heroin. Anyway, catch you all tomorrow. I will have that video ready for you!