Hello everyone. Yep, we are starting off with some pics. I..

Hello everyone. Yep, we are starting off with some pics. I got em, so you are seeing them! What’s new? I was asked to read a blog some ding dong wrote, which I did. So, I powered through this chick’s porn blog and I feel for you guys who have to read mine. Let me be clear for anyone who lives in a massive woke fog, you are not gay if you watch boy/girl porn, which is possibly one of the dumbest statements ever. She tries to shame you into agreeing with her but if you do, you would both be wrong. For fucks sake, you are not gay for watching porn. She is a moronic woke social justice warrior that wouldn’t know gay if it slapped her in the pussy. I know a little about this. Gay is only when you want to go on an afternoon picnic and cuddle up, hold hands, and kiss each other on the cheek, all because it feels right. We simply define anything else as “sexually adventurous.” Are we clear? Good. Moving on. Last note to the person who asked me to read it. She is an idiot who not only thinks her opinion is the only opinion, she thinks it’s a fact. A common ailment in today’s “woke” society. Everyone knows I am the only one who gets things right. Just kidding. Or am I? Ho hum, I need a dick to strum. Yet here I sit without one. Here is a strange one. Sometimes I think of your dick as testicle straw used to get the good stuff out of your nuts. Now you know. Sometimes a girl just needs a dick. Well, pretty often actually, but half a dozen, six the other. Problem is sometimes, they attach a real dick to the dick that you want. So my mind is like, do I really want to text him and deal with him? And my pussy is like text that motherfucker!… need dick now! I end up texting that mother fucker. Pussy rules the world. Even the owner it’s attached to. I don’t think I fall in love much. My vagina does, but I don’t. Which is a problem because I assure you my box makes some pretty questionable decisions. It is times like these that if your dick touches my insides correctly; I am not responsible for the damage my vagina may do to your testicles when they experience sudden evacuation. I am just saying. Helpful tip. An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough. Again, just saying. Someone questioned why I am no longer a respiratory therapist. I gave that up so long ago it almost seems like I never did it. Why did I quit? I don’t know. I guess I thought I wanted a career, but it turned out that I just wanted a paycheck. I finally gave it up for good when I had a few porns under my belt… or in my belt… or whatever and I have zero, and I do mean zero, regrets for doing so. I assure you my life took a massive turn for the better. I do have a few videos cumming up for you today. All were made today, so you know you are getting fresh and current stuff. That’s important. It’s OK to throw in the old stuff as long as you keep it fresh with a healthy dose of fresh stuff. So watch for it!