Post 1 of 3: So, the question was, Why would you want anyon..

Post 1 of 3: So, the question was, Why would you want anyone to cum inside of you, isn’t that kind of slimy and gross?  Well, I suppose if wanted guys to cum inside me so I can wipe my goo filled vagina along the kitchen floor so I can pretend to be a slug, that might be a little odd.  Other than that, I don’t see the problem.  Slimy and gross?  Well, maybe the slimy part but that’s what makes it hot isn’t it?  Nothing gross about it that I know of but we all have our phobias I suppose.  I mean I wouldn’t want to hold a spider but a handful of sperm, yeah, I would do that. Sometimes, and not all the time, the dick is so good I have to call to make sure he got his penis home safely.  Just saying. So, girls are always complaining about other “ho’s” moving in on their dude.  Guilty as charged, but I always give them their dudes back.  My advice?  A blowjob a day keeps the side chick away.  Again, I’m just saying. Next question.  “How can you have sex with someone you don’t know without a condom?  It’s dangerous.”  I concur.  Bad move. But the vagina doesn’t think in terms of safety.  Sometimes it gets so turned on I can’t control it.  Before I know it, I’m whispering in some dude’s ear that I will kiss him gently on the forehead after he nuts inside of me.  It happens. Your girl is a keeper if she is having a completely normal and sane conversation and suddenly says the most insanely dirty thing.  Take her home immediately and leave her jizzed and dripping.  I’m just saying.  I’d like to have a girlfriend like that.  Guys, you say dumb shit all the time, were used to it. They say there are 7 billion people in the world.  I feel sad for them.  Only the tiniest fraction of that number will ever experience the mind blowing testicle draining my vagina will give them, not to mention my ass and mouth.   Is there sex after death?  This is important.  If I’m going to heaven, which I’m obviously not, but if I did, am I having sex?  If not, are we really sure this is the retirement plan we really want?  Does anyone have the Lucifer’s Estates Brochure?  What’s his policy on the whole sex thing.  What if we are all wrong about Satan?  What if he is just taking the high road and not responding to criticism?  I mean, I never hear him firing back and defending himself.  Seems to me the folks up top are doing all the trash talking.  We should hear from him before we decide.  Just a thought.  I could be wrong.  Still, I’d like to know his policy on sex in the afterlife.  Just saying.  Feel free to chime in. Sometimes when I’m talking to a hot person, be it a guy or girl, I look and act totally calm.  In my head, though, I have already fucked them ten times.  What can I say, I have a dirty mind and they happen to be running through it.  I wonder if they know they are part of my weird sexual fantasies?  I wonder if they want to know? Slutty Poetry:  I’m so horny I want to fuck, so today my stud you are in luck, on my couch and in my bed, we will fuck all night and give so much head, so cum on over and don’t be late, or I will be compelled to simply masturbate. Have fun everyone, I know I’m doing my best to do just that.  Sorry for the very weird posts.  I can’t help myself. Love ya Brooke