I sat on a damn Coke bottle and hurt my cooter. Wanna kiss ..

I sat on a damn Coke bottle and hurt my cooter. Wanna kiss it and make it all better for me? I mean when your dick gets so hard it hurts I kiss it and make it better for you so where’s my reach around? Just saying here. Some erections do look like they hurt. Like an overfilled tube shaped water balloon. No bend or give to them at all. They are my favorite! Two things rule this world, money, and even more importantly, vagina. Vagina even rules over those of us with vaginas, so don’t feel like your being singled out. Unless you're in a men’s gay club, nobody is safe from the power of the vagina. They have the vagina kryptonite. Strangely enough, every animal on the planet except humans has sex vaginally only. Again, except humans. Guys are like a hole is a hole. That’s what makes us so fucking great though… am I right?! How boring would things be if that’s all we ever did was stick a dick in a vagina, ejaculate and fall asleep. Now I know you guys stick your fingers in your ass and such, but that just doesn’t compare to the feeling of the head of a cock pushing my rectum open and pushing in. Unless you have had a cock buried in your bowels, you have no idea of the mental and physical rush that is. If all we ever did was stick it in the old vagina, life would suck. Giving my ass to a man’s penis is beyond thrilling. Giving my mouth to a man’s dick has the same effect. Think about it, I am going to let you put your cock in my mouth and I will do everything I can to make it feed me it’s sperm. Willingly and with great pleasure, I will do this to your cock. Why? I don’t know. It’s just amazingly, fantastically fun. What’s my point? No fucking clue. Animals have boring sex lives? It’s good to be a human. I am thinking of going to the swing club in Ft Lauderdale. Trapeze, I think it’s called. If it sucks, I will just go home and I will take my magical vagina with me. I hope it’s not super clicky. Super clicky sucks. It’s like the entire club pairs off in groups and dare not mix. 101 in its heyday was awesome. Everyone just did their thing, sat wherever they wanted, talked with everyone, danced with everyone and it was fantastic. Craziest club I have ever been to. But things change, owners changed, club changed. Such is life. Wonder if it’s still even open? If I go, I will keep you posted on the events of the evening. They may not even let us in, most clubs make you sign up to be members before you show up. People keep telling me they like me for my personality. When you got tits like I do, who gives a shit about personalities. You can’t stare at a personality. Basically, what I actually have is a pleasant set of personalatits. The worst part about having huge tits? Finding the rest of my cookies when they fall in my cleavage. Just saying.