It’s 2021 and I have yet to have a dick inside of me this ye..

It’s 2021 and I have yet to have a dick inside of me this year. I had a last-minute dick in 2020, but that did not stretch over to 2021. I am supposed to be telling you I had the best sex of my life last night. I did not. I really was p!ss poor. I feel like I would be cheating you if I lied and said it was soooo gooood…he fucked me soooo goood!!!! He didn’t. It was so bad I pushed him off of me and went about my business for the rest of the night. Now, don’t get me wrong, this dude was probably one of the worst fucks I have ever had in real life. I have had worse in porn. But I had a lot of things go very well for me last night as well. Most important, my girl crush may actually be a thing. We made out and fingered each other last night. We had to sneak that in because she had her sisters who came over from Tampa to visit. I have to fight not to keep smelling my fingers, hoping for one last whiff of her. She has already texted me this morning and we are getting together again tonight. Yay for me! They left rather early for reasons not worth getting into. I went to another party at a condo on the beach. Great big place, six thousand square ft of apartment. Super nice, had to be a whole quarter of the one floor. Some rich dude owns it, never met him before, somewhat obnoxious, so don’t care if I ever meat him again. There were a lot of good-looking people there. I talked with lots of them but ended up with two guys, one 28 the other 31, both from Georgia. Long story short we back into a store room and I sucked their testicles dry. I was super happy with their dicks, both well groomed, both a good size. Not too big, not too small. Both dicks were that kind of hard where there is no bend in them what so ever. They just stood straight up point at the ceiling. The only awkward moment was when I put both of them in my mouth at the same time, and the one guy said he wasn’t comfortable with that. I’m OK with that. So I solo sucked their dicks, alternating back and forth. The guy who got uncomfortable came first and was noisy as fuck. I had his dick buried to the hilt in my mouth and was licking his balls when he started pumping sperm down my throat. When it’s in that deep, it just goes right down effortlessly. But you don’t get to taste it, feel it on your tongue, let it coat your mouth. The other guy came before I was even done sucking the cum out of his friend’s dick. I wasn’t even touching him and announced he was cumming. Fortunately, I was quick enough to pop the head in my mouth just as it starting pouring sperm in my mouth. He had a good load. It was enough to keep me busy. More would have been nice, but I have to remember that just because I fantasize about it I can’t expect super human ejaculations. Either way, I got my belly full and the taste of sperm wafted up from my gut for the rest of the night. I can almost taste it right now. I love the way sperm lasts that long in my belly. I am getting horny thinking about it. Actually, I am getting horny wondering what those two guys are thinking about right now. I know the one had to sit down afterwards because he couldn’t breathe. The other just looked stunned. I hope they are high fiving each other right now thinking that they just had a MILF old enough to be their mom drain their nut like a crazed cum whore. I like guys thinking of me like that. Now on to the shitty fuck. I had two choices. One of those Red Pill/Blue Pill situations. I chose very wrong. I chose based on physical attributes. I had a choice of a white guy and a black guy. I went black. White would have been a better choice. I know better, black guys do not have bigger dicks. They are just like everyone else. Most are simply average, like everyone else, and there are always those few monster cock guys who show up now and then. He had a banging body and a monster cock was what I was convinced that I was getting, but I didn’t get that. I got average. Maybe 5 inches, average width. And I’m OK with that, that certainly was not the problem. His mouth and performance were. He said the absolute dumbest shit. I think at one point during the entire minute and a half he lasted he said, “I am going to donkey punch your MILF pussy with my pussy puncher!” I kid you not. One, I don’t know what a donkey punch is nor do I want to know. 2, my pussy never said “Gee, I think I want to be punched by a pussy puncher.” He laid me down on a bed missionary and went full epileptic seizure on me. He looked like a fish out of water. Then he came. In a condom, thank goodness. If I hadn’t made him wear a condom, I would have had to deal with his cum running out of me for the rest of the night, reminding me of what a horrible fuck he was. He immediately pulled out and started asking me how hard I came. I told him I didn’t. He asked me if I was in menopause because every girl cums with him, so something must be wrong with me. I told him no, everything works just fine. The story gets out of hand after that and isn’t worth telling. Long story short, he left the party immediately with his tail between his legs. It could have ended much better, but he was one of those people who doesn’t stop unless you put a stop to his bullshit. My friend, on the other hand, took my other choice and spent the rest of the night fucking him. In fact, they are in my house, in the other room, fucking away as I type this out. That was supposed to be me, but I made a shitty choice last night. I would love to join them but I know she really digs this dude. I don’t want to get in the way… for now. Later on, he’s fair game if she can’t keep his dick in his pants for other girls. Lets recap though. I did further things along with my girl crush. I am hoping for much more and I think I will get it. I did get to suck two dicks last night that were attached to two wonderful guys. Though I am meeting with my crush today, I am also fucking up and meeting with my real big black dick today. He called to wish me a Happy New Year, and I related my story from last night. He offered to make up for my loser from last night. That was super nice of him and you bet your ass I accepted! I worry about my new girl getting upset if she finds out, but I can’t help myself. I can’t stop thinking of either one, so I’m going with both. I’m a dumbass, but my pussy wants what my pussy wants. I’ll get some pics today of the aftermath. I am sure my pussy is going to be wrecked in the best of ways. I’ll be dragging it home very happy and content!