I got caught up in all kinds of weirdness today, but neverth..

I got caught up in all kinds of weirdness today, but nevertheless all is well. Got a solid workout in, I’ll post that video next. It’s kind of odd, but I was thinking if I could just get a guy to fuck my tits while doing this… that might make someone’s dick feel pretty special. I won’t get much out of it other than a bad ass mind fuck making a dick puke its load onto my tits, but sometimes that is just good enough! I say puke because sometimes when I’m watching a cock ejaculate, which I do given the chance, instead of spurting out like an eruption, some guys have dicks that will just… well for lack of a better description, puke jizz. It just drools out without much back pressure. Not that it’s a turnoff, it’s anything but. I thought I would just fill you in on that brief description. I actually prefer the cock puker when a guys is cumming in my mouth. I’m not talking about when I have the head in my mouth and providing my own suction to assist in the removal of sperm. I am talking about when my mouth is open and either you or I am jerking it off, hoping to get it as much inside as possible. Inevitably you will miss if you are a spurter. It goes everywhere I don’t want it to go and very little where I do. Vomiteers simply drool into my mouth and I get most if not all the sperm I am looking for. Why in the world am I telling you this? As usual, I have no idea. I stepped out today and saw this guy in the gas station and all I could think of was, damn; I want to practice making babies repeatedly with him right here and right now. I couldn’t get his dick out of my mind. I had no idea what his dick looked like, but I certainly know what I wanted it to look like. He looked at me and we smiled, but all that did was get me wet. I tried to talk to him but he wasn’t having it and away he went. I had this mental image of me sitting reverse on his face, making him tongue my clit and jerking his fat dick at the same time. That’s all it ended up being. Foiled again. I need to start carrying a stun gun and handcuffs. Makes things easy on myself. I better install some hooks in the shed if I’m going to do that. It’s not that I’m horny all the time, the problem is that some of you are sexy as fuck all the time. I got this cool little new camera, a Sony ZV-1. I have used nothing but a phone camera for years now, but apparently this is now the way to go. I am super impressed with it. It’s small, pocket sized and does some neat things. I have no idea what most of those neat things are for, but it does them all the same. I shot a couple videos with it today, just short ones, I’ll post them. No light, and it worked great. Then I used a light, and it worked even better. It takes pics, but I haven’t tried that yet. I shall do so today. My vagina has been lonely lately. It misses giving hugs to penis’s. Thought I’d mention that. I am reading an article on how the benefits of sperm. It has quite a few. If you drink enough of it it fires up your metabolism. That’s a plus. Mine should be a regular furnace by now. They are also talking about how many calories are in a guy’s nut. That’s gotta be hard to figure because you guys come in vastly different amounts. A teaspoon of semen has five to seven calories. That’s nothing. Plus, if you swallow it, the guy isn’t going to give a rat’s ass about how fat you are. I’m just saying. A girl needs to know these things. It’s always good to know what you're putting in your body. It’s even better when they actually put it in your body for you, so that is a bonus. It wasn’t long ago; I don’t know, a few months I guess, that a guy jizzed on my chest. Big thick chunky load. No drip, no nothing, just hung there. I scooped it up and ate it. Why wouldn’t I? He gagged. I was like WTF? I finished it anyway, waste not want not and all that. Haven’t seen him since. He’s called and texted but I don’t a need a queasy lightweight gagging every time I do something he doesn’t like. Did you ever have someone just do one thing, and that’s it, you're done? It’s probably not fair, but it sticks in my mind and I don't think I’ll get past it. It changed everything I perceived about him. I’m probably wrong, but fuck it, not worth the headache.