Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all had a great day and c..

Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all had a great day and continue to do so. I won’t lie, I’ll be glad when it’s all over! Not that I am having a bad time or anything, but the damn holidays are too much fricking work if you know what I mean! I am all for warp speed to get through New Years and start the next year off with the holidays behind me. I do like the New Year’s eve parties though. I used to go to the swing club parties every damn year for the longest of time. But I moved away from all the fantastic swing clubs and that ended that. Nothing like getting gang banged at Midnight on New Year’s Eve! Fun fact. I got married on New Year’s day and cheated before my new husband got to stick it in. In a SUV in the church parking lot. Creampied me and I drooled it all over the seats. He asked me about it many years later because his friend was the one that fucked me and apparently spilled the beans. I told him it was true. Was he mad? No, quite the opposite. I gave him a handjob while I told him all about it. He spilled his sperm when I told him he cleaned the seats out the next morning, not knowing he was wiping up his friend's jizz. No, we aren’t married anymore, but he is the one you are still most likely to see me with when I am out and about. I would marry him again, I didn’t want to divorce. He just got tired of my sexual nonsense and called it quits. I don’t blame him. I am a bit much for most people. So, what did I do afterwards? I followed him where ever he went. I once told him he would never get rid of me, I wasn’t lying. There is hope though, he has admitted he loves everything I do, and he likes that I cheated on him. He is the one that originally got me spurred on about my trainer. Plus I am pretty sure I ruined him for anyone else, so there is that. We shall see. To much personal stuff. I have to stop that. I am supposed to tell you about how much I want to fuck and suck and look at me I’m the greatest. I mean I want to fuck and suck, but it’s not as easy as it sounds. Like you, I have to find the willing partners to do it. Without including all the baggage that goes along with people who fall in fuck love. Fuck Love. What is it you ask? When you get fucked proper and your vagina or penis tells your brain that you are in love. I have been in fuck love many a time. I’m sure it will happen again. I don’t blame people when they get trapped in fuck love; it happens to the best of us. But it makes you annoying, myself included. Constantly texting, calling, getting possessive and sharing way too much. Look, I have been hit by the fuck love bomb to the point I was literally proclaiming I was now the sole owner of some guy’s cock. Fastest way to lose that wonderful dick you are so in love with. Now I know though. I know it’s the cock and balls, occasionally the tits and pussy, that I am in love with. I can keep myself in control. Anyway, why the fuck am I telling you all of this? I don’t have a clue. I am horny. I don’t want to masturbate though. Ever get like that? That’s where I am at today. I want to get fucked in a car. I always like getting fucked in a car. It’s a mess because the cum gets everywhere but well worth it. Sadly, I have no one to fuck me in a car. I’ll find someone in a few days, though. Someone thought I was weird because I watch porn and pretend it’s me getting ass fucked or inhaling a massive load of sperm. Why is that weird? Surely I am not the only one watching porn and wishing it was me in the video. What else is porn for? Are girls not to supposed to watch porn? Someone should tell them that because it’s like 40% of the audience right now is chicks. I remember way back when I was like 18 and I saw this catalog for porn videos. It had pictures of the video and I went bananas. My boyfriend came home, and I showed it to him basically drooling for sex, and he got upset that it turned me on. We didn’t work out because I figured out if you ordered a porn video; they sent you more catalogs. I ordered a lot of porn videos. I had a lot of catalogs. I was stuck on this series of a guy who had this massively large penis and came gallons. I would have married that guy if I found him. No, it wasn’t Peter North, but I had a crush on him as well. The sheer amount of jizz that he could have given me would have been heaven. When I was that age, I had this thing about dick size and cum quantity. Big dicks that could pump large amounts of nut totally fascinated me. They still do, but with age and experience it isn’t quite the magical experience it used to be. I wanted to be the girl that was getting the dick and nut. Hence the reason I eventually ended up making porn videos. I still watch guys’ nut. I like to see the pump spasm, it’s so cool the way it pulls down and up and down and up. Hot is probably a better word. I have said it before, it almost looks it hurts, like it’s a cramp, but obviously it doesn’t. I have this one video I watch a lot where the guy is cumming in a chicks ass and his nuts slide up and down repeatedly and then totally disappear on the last pump. I can get off to that every time I see it. I’d post it but OF frowns on that type of thing. I would love to post some of the stuff I find, but that would get me in hot water.