I shot this video when I was living in Boynton Beach FL. @d..

I shot this video when I was living in Boynton Beach FL. @deauxma came to my house as they were staying in a condo about thirty miles away. I think it was the first time we had met. I can’t be sure. I can’t take credit for the idea as they had a bunch of them already thought up. Honestly, I hate shooting with her. She is annoyingly hot and I would rather turn the camera off and just go at it for a dozen hot, sweaty rounds of knockout girl on girl. But that would deny the world of her amazing beauty that is one of the great true wonders of this world. So I sacrifice and shoot with her so you all can experience it! I am selfless that way. Anyway, just so you know, I consider her to be the most down to earth, sane person I know in the world of porn. Just all around good people. If we lived closer, I am sure we would do a lot more together, but Texas and Florida are a long ways away from each other. Fun fact, she recommended my last boob doctor, the same one she used, so if you dig my tits, she made the solid recommendation of whom to use. Anyway, enjoy the video, lets move along here. It’s Friday, I have lots of stuff to get to. I am looking for recommendations on what you might like to see me do. Please feel free to message me and let me know or just comment on this post, probably even better like that. Sex. You want to hear about sex. I had good sex the other night, but I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable by spilling the details. I will tell you, the horny bastard creamed me four damn times. You heard me right, four damn times! I got my insides flooded with sperm. I almost called FEMA and bought flood insurance after that. Most of you know, jizz dumped in me is my number one turn on when it comes to sex. So four times the jizz is four times the fun. I am going to leave it at that. It has been dry since. Thing about sex is that when you get fucked good and solid, it only drives the urge to do it again and again. I went to bed last night thinking I could use an erect penis at this exact moment, but there was none to be found. Someone should start a service like Tinder with nothing but dicks on them. I should be able to swipe through them till I find the one I want. I only need to see it hard, don’t need to see it floppy. Then I should be able to order the cock of my choice, and a guy should show up dressed head to toe in a body suit. Face covered the whole damn thing. I should never see his face. I didn’t order his face; I ordered his dick; I don’t care what he looks like so best just to keep it covered. Then for whatever low price this service charges, his penis becomes my penis for the next hour or so. Wait, technical foul here. I forgot the balls. Can’t have a dick without balls. Or at least make balls out or in a user choice option. Now that I think about it, there are variables here I am not accounting for. What if he shoots to soon? Do I get a refund? What if I am not satisfied with the amount of jizz his testicles provide? Is there a discount for that? There is nothing worse than being right on the edge of a massive cum and his nut spraying the walls of my innards is going to push me over that edge and then, pfft, he shoots a little puff of spunk. Do I get the next dick free? No matter how it pans out, I would use that service. So, I have given you a blueprint on how to get rich and get your dick wet at the same time. You can thank me by spraying my box down when I order your dick online. Anyway, a girl can wish. I plan on changing my sexual drought tonight so keep your fingers crossed for me! I finally figured out how some people get way up in the Only Fans percentage. You know what I’m talking about, they post on their twitter, top .01 percent of Onlyfans. It is all based on likes. The idea is to get people to like your stuff. The more likes you get, the better your percentage is. So handing out free memberships and begging for likes is how they get them. But getting that percentage does zero for you if your content is crap. I do this for one person because one; I think she’s hot, and she is trying very hard, and two, I think her content overall is pretty damn good. I could never figure out why some people, who have shit content on Twitter, have such a low percentage rate. Now I know. See, you can teach an old dog new tricks. The new girls have an advantage on me that they understand the platforms a little better as I resisted them at first. I have the advantage of wisdom and knowing what’s crap and what is not. There are a few girls I see putting out top-notch shit, but I guess they charge for every post or something like that. You guys already know I don’t think that’s legit, but that is one girl’s opinion and I do things old school. It works for me, and what works for me definitely doesn’t work for everyone. We all just gotta do our own thing. Plus, I am on Onlyfans so I can write this annoying stuff and force you to read it. I like torturing you that way.