Here is a real video I shot today. I say real because it’s ..

Here is a real video I shot today. I say real because it’s authentic. Yes, I squirted. It’s how chicks really squirt. I appreciate some of you think we can squirt like a horse. We can’t. Those chicks you see that look like a fire hose going off, news flash, it’s not cum and you better clean it up or it’s going to smell awful when it dries. How do they manage that? Two approaches. One is consuming a ton of water, wait till their bladder is about to burst then hold it, hold it, hold it, OK let’s shoot… literally. I have been on sets where that is the method of choice for some girls. The other is some girls can put water in their beaver and hold it till its time to blast it out. They tried to teach me to do that but evidently my box isn’t that coordinated and it just poured back out. I am not into bullshitting people so I never actually gave it the old hundred percent hero effort. Some ding dong will write to me and inform me how this just isn’t accurate and point to some wacky google article. I am the truth teller. If ye seeketh the truth, I will telleth the truth. They drink water or they install water or another fluid. Now you know how they eject fluids at a 1000 psi. Rule of thumb if lasts longer than a second or so, it aint squirt. If it shoots further than a foot, it aint squirt. Some chicks do P when they cum, not all that unusual but again, that isn’t squirt. I had a live in girlfriend who used to do that, ruined my damn mattress. Could smell it. I am more of a drooler. My box just drools stuff out of it. I know guys love it when I do; they drink that shit down like it’s the greatest thing ever. I don’t do it all the time. Actually I do but it just drips out like a leaky faucet sometimes. If I am really turned on, it’s quite a bit more and plops out. I might get a foot at best. So, what I am saying is, if I soak your balls with a milky fluid, give your dick a pat on the head, it did a two thumbs up superb job inside my vagina. So what’s new? Not much on this end. I have determined that I need to give up on my trainer and focus on someone else. His lack of interest or effort has caused my to lose interest and quit wasting effort trying to get a dick in me from someone who isn’t interested in treating his penis to my vagina, or mouth, or hand, hell, even my ass was open for business. I am going to start looking first thing tomorrow. I am thinking of getting another trainer as the whole concept of trainer sticking his dick in me is wildly arousing. I shouldn’t share this but if he’s married even better. It’s not the whole he’s safer because he won’t want a relationship thing, it’s just hotter fucking married men. I like to say completely out of line things when I fuck married men. Like, “I bet your wife doesn’t lick your cum off her fingers like I do.” Of course I say this while I am scooping his cum out of my pussy and licking it up off of my fingers. Some dudes get super excited, other feel guilty. Either way, I get more turned on. If I think the dude is really into me, I will even try to get him to say my pussy is so much better than his wife that he would leave her just so he could have more of it. Look, I know I’m weird. I quit trying to hide that back in my school days. What turns me on, turns me on. It’s certainly not illegal. It isn’t nice but I don’t really mean it… well I kind of do but you know what I mean. I think I will go to Golds Gym tomorrow and see what studs I can find there. Surely there has to be one or two. Catch you all in a bit! Love ya, Brooke