Sorry about yesterday. I just needed a day to do nothing, a..

Sorry about yesterday. I just needed a day to do nothing, and it paid off. I am back to myself one hundred percent. I wasn’t all that bad yesterday, but I just couldn’t get going. A five-hour energy, extra strength, cup of coffee, and some Gummi bears and I am ready to go! Harribo Cola Gummi’s are the only real Gummi’s in case you were wondering. Girls look better with dicks than guys do. Just stating a fact. I am perusing Tranny porn and I have determined God fucked up. Chicks with dicks was the correct way to go. What am I saying here? Manufacture defect, my friends, manufacture defect. Wangs are so much more hot on a chick than a guy. Especially a fit, busty chick with a dick. Sure, you would suck dicks and be getting cock shoved up inside of you, but that isn’t a bad trade off. You would still be dudes, or at least in my weird fantasy world you would. I would still want my guys, who wouldn’t have a dick but a nice tight pussy just waiting to be licked and fucked, would still act like men. Except when I’m probing their guts with my meat stick, that is! Then I want them squirming and cumming and making all kinds of weird sounds and faces. How awesome would it be to feel my chick dick twitching and jerking around inside of you, depositing a sticky lump of steamy sperm in your tummy? From personal experience, very awesome. Where is all this coming from? Fuck if I know. I just want a penis of my own. I feel cheated. I want to feel a ropey, sticky thick pile of sperm leave my balls and travel through my dick. Just once. That’s all I ask. I have said it before though; I am not willing to give up my vagina though. Once you have experienced a penis shoving your innards around before it leaves its hot slimy gunk inside of you… there is no going back. So, I guess I need all the parts to be truly happy. How bad ass would that be? With all that said, I know I’m a chick. I don’t want to be anything but a chick. I always knew I was a “she.” Even during my most gay moments, and there are a lot of those, I am a “she”, I don’t want to be anything else. Sure, I would love to have a penis but that is for purely selfish sexual gratification. I still want to be me, which is a “she.” Where am I going with this? I had to fill out a medical form that asked me what pronoun I wanted to be referred to as. Really? I thought that dumb shit died out in San Francisco like a year ago. People wanting to identify as whatever they felt like. I want to identify as a 65 yr old. Now where’s my Social Security check? Not knocking on you folks from the West Coast, but your elected officials seem to be in a competition as to who can actually come up with the most moronic policies ever. In San Francisco you can no longer smoke in your own apartment, it’s against the law. But you can smoke weed in your apartment. Because we all know that there is no secondhand smoke from “smoking” weed. Look, I don’t give a shit either way but come on. How fucking stupid are these people? Two thousand people a day are moving to Florida because these states are so afflicted with morons for leaders. Florida can’t sustain them. It’s the same old, same old. Run to Florida, pay way too much for a house, fail, blame Florida, go back leaving said house in foreclosure that we all have to look at as it falls to the ground. Rinse, repeat. If you come to Florida just know, half the people won’t wear masks, everything is open, a large majority of people don’t care about your concerns about the Corona. They have shit to do and you will not get in their way, and I agree with them. If I have concerns about them, and I do, I stay home or away from them. My life doesn’t nor should it dictate yours or anyone else’s life or their ability to put food on the table. Do I wear a mask? Sure, most of the time. I forget it now and then and don’t bother to go home for it. But I don’t want to make the old people nervous. We have a lot of old people this time of year, snowbirds. If putting a mask on makes them feel a little safer than I don’t mind doing that. Do I think they work? No, you would really need ideal situations to get to those 40 and 50% effectiveness numbers and we don’t even get remotely near the ideal situation nor will we ever. It’s a realist approach. Again, I wear them in the grocery stores and such, not because I have to, because I choose to. Restaurants and bars? Fuck no, you can shove those masks straight up your terrified ass. Am I taking the vaccine…you go first. Get back to me in a few years let me know how it went. OK, so I probably pissed of the pro maskers. Shit happens. Be like me, agree to disagree, that doesn’t mean I still won’t suck your dick. I am just saying.