Good Tuesday, everyone! I hope it's going well, doing prett..

Good Tuesday, everyone! I hope it's going well, doing pretty good on my end. The world is still burning its self down and coming apart at the seams. Don't worry. I am still making porn, so everything will be fine. The world is full of stupid people. Smoking hot girls get to be idiots; it's nature's law. I, however, am not pretty enough to be stupid. I have to work for shit, which is a good thing. Keeps me honest. Anyway, I don't know why I told you that, probably because I was dealing with a twentysomething chick at 7/11. I just wanted to pay, and she just wanted to read and reply to her texts. Puts her finger up to me to tell me to hold on a minute. She was as sharp as a marble—anyway, enough of dipshits at cash registers. Whatever minimum wage is, she deserves less. I'm just saying. I did get laid yesterday. I did get off, which was nice. I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I don't just want to cum from getting fucked. I guess it would be the equivalent of cumming from a blowjob instead of fucking. Sometimes a girl just wants something different. Fingers, tongue, whatever. Just something off the beaten path. That's how I got off yesterday. A tongue in my ass and my sucker vibrator, which fucking broke, the cheap piece of shit, and that finished me off...hard. I give the guy props. He recognized I wasn't going to cum from straight-up fucking. My box just wasn't in the mood. He asked what I could do, and I told him, and he did it. Boom, tongue in my ass, vibrator on high, and it wasn't long before I saw stars. I came before he did, which sucks because after I cum, I am a lazy bastard. But I sucked it up by sucking him up, and after about thirty seconds, I was seriously into it. I could see his balls squirming around, making cum, moving it around, getting it ready for me. That is a serious turn on. Just knowing I can have that kind of control over a man by working his dick is a serious thrill. I tried something a little different. I could tell he was getting close so I started stroking it incredibly slow, probably annoyingly slow. His ball kept squishing around on their own, and I figured things were going well. He started breathing heavy and deep, so I asked him if he was OK. He said yes, but he was right on the edge of cumming and could feel it in his chest. I stopped because I thought I was giving him a heart attack, but he wasn't having it and told me to keep doing exactly what I was doing. It took about a minute of him hyperventilating and grunting, but he announced he was cumming, so I quit. I would say it took about another ten seconds, and then massive pumps of cum came out his little hole. It looked stretched to the point it would hurt that much came out. I bet he had seven or eight hard pumps of jizz. It was fantastic, and I never touched it the whole time. It so bloated and red it looked like it was going to pop. It was literally awesome to watch. I felt it after it was all done pumping, and he slapped my hand away; apparently, it was massively sensitive. Even better! He said it felt like it was the first time he ever came. He felt it running up and down his spine. I wonder if it will be just as intense if we do it just like that again? I hope so. What is my long-winded point here? I am jealous. I want a dick, and I want someone to do that to me! I had a shoot to do this weekend, but something just didn't feel right, so I canceled it. I don't know what it was, but it felt off. The timing was off; he wanted to do it late. I don't think I was going to be his first fuck video of the day. I think that's what threw it off. I should have asked him, but I don't know him, so who is to say that he is or is not telling me the straight story. I like to shoot at like 11 am till say 2 pm. Porn chicks are too hungover, or still too high or plastered to do anything that early. I know I'm at the very least the first shoot of the day. I was listening to some porn chick yack about getting high and then working out with weights. I can't think of a dumber idea. I guess it's a way of dealing with life. I personally like dealing with life. Shit fucks up, and I fix it. Enough of the "I'm high on life" shit. I have another shoot scheduled with a guy this weekend...I'm on the fence with this one. You know who you are. Do us all proud and be clean, shaved, ready to go! You would be surprised at how many guys show up looking like cavemen who have yet to learn about the magic of showers and combs. Catch you all later! Have fun, be safe, and keep it long and hard for me!