Good Thursday, everyone! Let's talk nude beach etiquette. ..

Good Thursday, everyone! Let's talk nude beach etiquette. If you are going to pop a hardon and proceed to jerk it off, your dick should stick out further than your belly. I guess if you go to a nude beach, you can do that. If not, he certainly didn't have a care about doing it. He literally had to reach under his belly to get a hold of it. Did he cum? I would guess so; he was at it long enough. I wasn't the only one on the beach watching him, and he wasn't just watching us. He was an equal opportunity wanker. I assumed he finished because then he just laid down and rubbed lotion all over himself. I shouldn't complain because a couple came on the beach and sat not too far from us, and I got creepy with them. He was OK, would do in a pinch, but she was hot in her own weird way. I don't know how to explain it. She had zero classic beauty traits, but what she did have worked very well for me. Her body was really all that. Tight is the best way I can describe it. She had a bush that was well trimmed but looked so soft and silky that I just wanted to feel it on my face. She caught me looking at her several times. I even touched myself once while she was looking back. That went wrong. She immediately turned away and avoided looking at me for the rest of the day. Sure, I got creepy with her, but hey...I had to deal with it from belly over the dick man so she can surely stand a little weird from me. I bet her husband would have responded differently. I wasn't interested in him, though. The best part about a nude beach is it's like a car lot. You get to check out all the different makes and models before you decide to test drive one. I should do a Megan Fenix throwback for today. I think I will. I have some cool videos of me with her. I should find them and put them up. She was badass back in the day. I have no idea about now; I know she was packing the weight on when I saw her back in like 2010. What a natural beauty she was, though. I would have married her when she was in her prime. I don't know if gay marriage was legit back then, to be honest. I still would have married her as she was that hot. Dick size is like boob size, as it's all relevant to other things. Big boobs don't count if your fat. Sorry, it's just the way it is. I don't give on shit if your fat, two-thirds of the chicks are anymore, but the rule is if you are more expansive width-wise than you are tall, big boobs don't count. You can't use the same theory with dicks, though. You can be fat, and if your dick is massive, it still counts. However, and this is important, so pay attention...if your personality is to be more of a giant dick than your actual giant dick, no matter the size, your member is automatically shrunk to half an inch. These are the rules. Don't be mad at me, because I didn't come up with them, I just have to play the game by them. Quit asking me about dick size. Yes, I love massive dicks; they are a novelty and not found too often. Yes, I love the way they hit spots in me shorter ones never will. To a point. Then I want a regular concrete hard dick in me pounding away. The shorter they are, the harder they get, and since they don't reach all the way up in me, I can fuck without worrying about getting stabbed to death. Make sense? If not, it will just have to do. That is the straight scoop on dick size. Does it matter? Of course, it does. Anyone who says it doesn't is not telling you the whole truth. If I had a preference, it would be between 4 1/2 to 6 1/2. That is in the just long enough range to hit the good spots and just the right size to get it all in my mouth. I like to get it all in my mouth. It is one of my favorite things to do. I like to lick your balls when my lips are down to the root of your cock. I have made guys cum down my throat doing just that. It's incredible feeling your shaft pump hot semen down my throat while my tongue makes your balls dance. I can't do that with a nine-inch cock. But, there are things a nine-inch dick can do and reach that smaller ones can't. It's a tradeoff, and I refuse to limit myself to just one or the other—end of discussion. In closing, I will say that giving handjobs goes to the bigger ones. I do love to feel a massive penis in my hands when I'm working it over. It's a visual thing, but that visual thing makes me sloppy wet thinking about it. Just had to throw that in there. Gotta run; I have more stuff to put up today, one being the throwback with Megan, and some more crap from the beach. I am not happy with the quality or quantity that I got from the beach, but I'll share it anyway. Love ya Brooke PS, have suggestions on something you want me to do? Something you want to see? Just let me know, and I will try to make it happen for you!