This is the first of two posts today, and the second one wil..

This is the first of two posts today, and the second one will be around eight tonight. Let's get started. I get asked a ton. Do I fuck fans? The short answer is yes, I do. The long answer is I only do it on a video series called "Shut Up & Fuck." I make you send in pictures, find out if you are close enough to do it. The deal usually goes south when they find out there is a cameraman, I try not to hide the face, once in a while, I will, but mostly not. Plus, you have to test, and that's a cool one hundred twenty dollars. I don't shoot with condoms anymore. Too many problems and they ruin what otherwise would be a good fuck. Then there is the paperwork. You have to provide a valid photo ID for the government form 2257, sign the release that basically says I can send our video to your grandmother if I feel like it. Get past all that, and we make a video. I'll make you a star. Is it fun? Hell yes, it is. Way better than shooting professional porn. I have made a lot of good friends over the years doing it. It is most definitely not for everyone. But, for those that it is, it is one of those things you will want to do forever. There is a guy in the gym that thinks he's a trainer. He yells at people, thinking it motivates them. His favorite line is "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." He is annoying. Every time I hear that it is nails on the chalkboard. I was benching yesterday, and he starts yelling that crap screwing me up. I sat up and said, "Really?" and he's like, "What?" I said, "I love the sound you make when you shut up." He laughed and walked away. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...bullshit. Blah Blah Blah. What doesn't kill him disappoints me is more like it. He has the right to be stupid, but he's abusing the privilege. I am just saying here. So let us talk about this video. It's circa 2011. This video was made in Denver, NC, not Denver, Colorado, with a guy who emailed me and wanted to shoot. It is one of my weaker ones, but the back story is kind of cool. He didn't test, so we renamed it to Shut Up and Suck. Its a blowjob video. Pretty straight forward. He was a welder; those are burn spots on his arms. This was all basically easy stuff, nothing out of the ordinary. That is until his girlfriend called me on the phone a day or so after we shot it. She was furious about it. I didn't even know he had a girlfriend. She had his phone, found the texts and emails, and she wanted answers. I simply told her he stuck his dick in my mouth, banged my tits, and came. Nothing too serious. We didn't even fuck, and he's all yours. That made her even more upset. She kept telling me he would never cheat on her; they were meant to be together. I'm thinking at this point that if ignorance is bliss, she must be overjoyed at everything. I mean, she called me wanting to know what's up. She had the answers right in her hand. I told her that, and she accused me of being a phone hacker, and she was calling the police on me. I finally said to her that in his mind, she probably wasn't Mrs. Right. She was simply a convenient fuck for him until someone better showed up. Enjoy what time you have together till he dumps you for good. She had quite a few interesting things to say about that. So much so, I had to hang up and block her number, and back then, you had to buy an app to do that. She was that nuts. Now, I have had girlfriends in the past, contact me. Occasionally I still do. I try to be as discreet as possible and say, "I see nothing, I know nothing, I say nothing." But, you guys have got to learn not to keep pictures on your phone, though. It doesn't help with the back story. Little helpful hint there. I am a terrible cheater. If you ask me, I will tell you the truth. Yes dear, I know I said I was out with the girls, and I was...until I had this hunk of man slip his penis inside of me. Then I was with him for the rest of the night. I'd fuck you, but he was rather large and left quite the mess in there, so you may want to wait till tomorrow. Now, so that you know. If you came home and told me you put your dick in some hotty, I would be irate...that you didn't invite me to join. I mean, where are your manners? Catch you all later tonight, back to the domestic stuff for a while! Love ya Brooke.