

CALLING ALL SHRIMP DICKS!
Is your dick completely worthless?
What a shame. God cursed you. Gave you such a pathetic and useless cock. You've NEVER been able to satisfy your partners. Embarrassing. Forever stuck with a useless little pecker. Ringing any bells?
If so, DM me, "SHRIMP DICK REPORT FOR DUTY."
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I've got an EXTRA humiliating task for you.