Cop pulls me over, I suck the cum out his balls, I don’t get..

Cop pulls me over, I suck the cum out his balls, I don’t get a ticket. It’s a win-win. He gets his ball emptied, and I get a belly full of blue sperm. I wish. I always had that fantasy of sucking the sperm out of a cop's balls via the head of his cock. I mean, I have sucked cum from a cop's dick before, but he wasn’t on duty at the time. I really would do it if the situation presented itself. Not to get out of the ticket, that’s an added bonus, but for the thrill of a cop slipping his dick in my throat and pumping himself empty during a traffic stop. Sadly, the situation has never presented itself. I don’t speed all that much, and it’s been like 15 or 20 years since I have been pulled over.

Rob wants to cum over and let me edge him. He’s a dumbass. He’ll get the crud as well. So, I watched him edge himself via Facetime. Now I’m a bit hornier than I was. I had to kick my husband out of the house. I don’t like him being around when I’m talking with Rob. He was okay with it. He went to Home Depot, and I watched Rob stroke his amazingly perfect cock for me. “Beats” nothing at all!

I am missing my swingers house party tonight. That sucks. I can’t go, I still have a cold. I must be getting better, though, because I keep thinking about rubbing one out. I got a case of the hornies. I was looking forward to it. It’s one of the few places I know I can eat some top-level pussy and get dick at the same time. Only one thing I don’t like. A lot of these folks have lots of money, and they try to impress me with it. Shh. Don’t talk. I could care less how much or how little you may have. I’m not here to discuss finances, nor will I be swayed into being your “couples play toy” because I get to stay in your house with white marble floors. I’m here to eat pussy, suck dick, get bred. But let us be honest. I like these house parties because of the wealthy clientele. The trophy wives are fun to lick from top to bottom. Some of the guys aren’t so bad, either. But after the cum has been deposited and the pussies have been licked, I need to get out of there lest I lose my mind listening to them. I still see a wealthy chick from a house party I went to last year. She’s crazy. I haven’t tasted her pussy in a month or two, but she was going to be there tonight. She lies to me about her marriage and all that other crap. I don’t care. She and her husband are playing a sex fantasy out, and it involves me believing she is going to leave her husband for me. Which I’m totally fine with. I wish they’d let me in on the rules so I can also play. But they aren’t going to do that. So, I’ll keep licking her clit until she floods my mouth with pussy jizz, and they can keep going on with whatever it is they are going on with. She sucks at eating pussy. I don’t even bother with it anymore. I just like eating her. That’s it. Wait. I like licking and tonguing her ass as well. She has an asshole I can’t resist slipping my tongue in. I like to stretch it with my fingers so my tongue will slip in further and easier. She certainly doesn’t seem to mind my licking her bum, so I’ll keep at it as long as she lets me.