I know you think I can just slip a dick in my guts whenever ..

I know you think I can just slip a dick in my guts whenever I feel like it. And I can...if plastic dicks count. It's just not that easy. Guys are tricky these days. I was just saying 15 years ago, I could get my guts pumped full of sperm at will, and I often did. Guys would be happy to breed me until I leak. Nowadays...they want to talk first. See if we are going to be compatible and all that other nonsense. I don't want to be compatible. I just want you to get your dick hard, bend me over and fuck me stupid. Then go away until I call you again...which, if you turned me into a blabbering fuck-tard will probably be the next day. But times have changed. Some of you younger folks haven't even figured out what gender they are, much less learned to fuck properly. When I was 18 that's all guys wanted to do. Pump pussy, dump loads. I was happy to be the town pump, and I taught a lot of guys a lot of things. I guess those days are over. Now we have to talk about whether our politics align before we even consider fucking. Connor was 18, but he was an aspiring man. He learned, and before too long, he was fucking me into the ground like a pro. But he wandered off and joined the Army...which good for him. Kind of made me proud to say I let him empty his testicles inside of me a few hundred times. I should be seeing him next week. Hope that happens. Anyway, my point is, guys aren't into fucking near as much as they used to be. They want to "cuddle." I'm sure there is someone out there who wants to "cuddle," but I might gag if you start doing that with me. You can cuddle me all you want after you turn my insides into soup with your dick. I'll be too fucked out to know we are even doing it.