How does one ask for a happy ending at a massage parlor, esp..
Added 2024-01-24 15:04:26 +0000 UTCHow does one ask for a happy ending at a massage parlor, especially if they don't know if they actually do that? And do they have happy endings for women? Asking for a friend.
No, I'm not. I'm asking for myself. I always wanted to be rubbed off during a massage. Not a home massage, not a porn massage, a real go to the massage parlor, get a massage, and then another kind of massage. I know tons of you would be happy to give me a massage, but it wouldn't be the same. Plus, I want a chick to do it. So there's that.
Someone told me sex hurts. I said either you or your partner are doing it wrong. She said how would I know if they are doing it wrong? She had a point. I don't know that. It could be something medical. So, I thought about it, and I said there is only one way to know for sure. She asked me what that would be. I said I would need to have sex with her. She looked at me weird. She didn't have sex with me. It was worth a shot.
