My ass holds cum in me like it's gold. That's okay. I like t..

My ass holds cum in me like it's gold. That's okay. I like that greased-up feeling that sticks around until....well, you get the point.

I'm whistling Christmas tunes because I'm in a good mood. I am getting ready to feel Rob's dick do its magic in my guts. He's going to pump me full of his Christmas spirit. I'm super horny, to be honest with you. That guy I was checking out in the store yesterday has me all fired up still. I watched some anal porn last night and mentally replaced the chick's ass with my own and imagined it was him pumping my ass from behind. Then I found this .gif, you know, the repeating mini vids you see everywhere of a woman pouring cum out of her asshole. That's all it took. I watched it 30 times and then came sitting on the toilet rubbing one out with my finger. Still, 10 minutes later, I was thinking about him again. Would of should of, could of, type scenarios. I wish I had figured out how to approach him, at least. But… didn't happen. Hopefully, when I feel the head of Rob's cock start pushing things inside of me around to make room for the rest of his dick, I'll forget all about him. No ass sex today. The anal cum I had was amazing the other day, but it took so long before things got back to normal that I'm going to save my ass for people with human-sized dicks. Rob won't notice. He's all about being edged now. I'm going to edge him so hard today his balls might explode like grenades. Man, I'm looking forward to that. I can almost feel that spongy hard dick in my hand as we speak. I'll catch up with you in a bit.

Every time I see a chick do the "Me or Netflix" thing, and there are a ton of variances of it, I'm thinking, a tough question these days. The way folks are these days…they will pick Netflix. No matter how hot you may be. Plus, it was original 5 years and a billion uses ago.

Someone asked why I like having sex with Rob. Easy answer. His dick is so good that after he fucks me into a pile of sperm-covered body parts, drooling jizz on the floor, I like to celebrate and have more sex with his dick. I think that probably clears that question up.

Dammit. Still asking me if you can send dick pictures. So annoying. Please use common sense. Why would I not want to see them? If some chick you have never seen before asked you if she could send you a picture of her pussy, what would you do? You would say yes. Of course, you want to see it. I don't care what the other idiots say about getting dick pics. It's all guys you're talking to anyway. I have a pussy…it likes dick, and like a normal human being…I am interested in seeing your dick. So, and I'll repeat it for the billionth time…yes, feel free to send me dick pics. Even better videos of your dick pumping jizz out of it. I don't mind seeing your body and face, but it's not required.