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If you need a man cave in your house…you are either single or with the wrong chick. If you live with me, my holes are the only man cave you will ever need. Just saying.
Fucking 20 and 30-somethings, even 40-somethings, is not as easy as one would think. It used to be back in the day. My pussy and I are plenty old enough to say, "Back in the day." If I could get these guys to touch my clit as often as they touch their phone screen… I'd be a happy girl. Which means they would have very happy dicks in return. But phones…. they are all-encompassing. I'm starting to hate them. I'm not too fond of it when someone whips one out while we're talking and looks at it. Staring at your phone implies your phone, and moronic videos mean you have chosen them over me and your chance to feel my insides with the head of your dick. In no uncertain terms, when you take it out, you have made it clear the phone is more important than I am. Do it to me once…see if you get any pussy…ever. Some of you will hate this because you are guilty of it. It's okay. It's my opinion only, and all I have to do is look in restaurants and see 85 percent of the couples staring at phones instead of talking with each other to know it's become the norm. That doesn't mean I have to participate in it, though. I would much rather be talking about how I'm going to be sucking your brains out through the head of your dick later that evening than staring at you mindlessly consumed with YouTube or whatever tube.