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Once again…Tik Tok. What the fuck, people. Put it down. Lip-..

Once again…Tik Tok. What the fuck, people. Put it down. Lip-syncing isn't a talent. Dancing is a talent, but so is throwing rocks. I know this isn't nice...this would upset the Toktokkies if they could read. Look, I don't blame the app. TikTok didn't make people stupid. It just pointed them out to us. The worst are the Tik Tards that do politics...on any side of any issue. I swear they read something, it fuels their manic mind, and they expand on it any way they want regardless of actual reality.

Ever wonder where these phone-addicted kids will be in 20 years? I do, yet I have no idea where that might be. I envision a complete social media-induced enraged addict society. I could be wrong.

I have a fuck date with Ryan today. He's going to feel small no matter which hole he chooses. Ryan is like 6 inches and regular width. He needs to be 9 inches and fat as fuck. I'm super interested in how he is going to feel. I need him to sample my ass and my pussy so I can see precisely how gaped Rob left me. I like the thought of Rob's dick permanently resizing my body holes, ruining me for other men. I know it's a fantasy thing that doesn't happen, but I wish it would. So much so that I have masturbated to those photoshopped pictures of girls left with massive holes after being pumped by impossibly large cocks. I want it to be me. Weird. I know. I'm just rambling about stuff. I'm sure you guys have funny, impossible fantasies. Paul told me how he likes to think about being transformed into a woman. Not a tranny, but an actual woman. It's like magic-type stuff. So, to help him out with that fantasy, I fucked his asshole with a strap-on until I left it looking like someone put an empty paper towel tube in his ass. It was pretty cool seeing it like that. Like a manhole without the cover. Now, I'm going to share with you the weird part of this story. I probably shouldn't, but I'm going to. He couldn't see his gaped asshole, so he asked me to take a picture. Which, I did, and that isn't that weird, but I got an idea. I got some hand lotion and pumped and pushed some into his black hole, and it looked just like some guy with a colossal dick reamed and pumped sperm in his hole. His hole was so open you could see puddles deep in his colon. So I took a few pictures of that. Now he's gay. Literally gay. Which wasn't my intent. I'm sure he wanted to be gay long before that. I just helped him express himself. The thing is, I wanted him to be an actual TS. Get tits, do the hormones, the whole nine yards. He showed interest, but I think that was to appease me, so I would keep slamming strap-ons into his guts. Now he's divorced and has a "partner," and I don't keep up with him much. I like my guys more into pussy than anything else. I'm somewhat old school like that. He texts a lot, but I'm not big on answering texts 24/7. Man, where am I going with this? I don't have a clue. I'm just emptying my head, I guess. Scary.

I love when porn chicks post on Twitter/X how they hate Twitter/X and social media in general. Someone insulted their tits, created a fake account, didn't buy their video. Tough cookies. I get all of that and more on the daily. I expect it. If I were ever not to get it…it might be a hint end of times is upon us. My advice is to close your account. It will magically just go away instantly. The response, usually worded in very colorful and thought-out ways, is, I would if I didn't need the money. I guess they all blew that 100K a month money they claimed they were making. Look, very few people make enough money here to make a living. I don't know why they claim to be millionaires. I guess it validates them and their career choice. Even fewer enjoy being on here. They make a video and demand you pay for it. When you don't, they get on social media and cry about freeloaders. I throw up whatever the fuck I want and write out dumb fucking rants and blogs like this because, oddly enough… I'm living life right precisely how I wish doing just this very thing. Do I expect to get rich? Fuck no. Do I expect to make everyone on here happy? I would love to, but I write things that tick people off. I'm old school. I like my free speech and all of that good stuff.

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