Storm Trooper tits...they never get old. I wore this costume..

Storm Trooper tits...they never get old. I wore this costume for the first time 12 years ago. It's a little worse for wear and cumming apart at the seams, but I managed to tape it back together and get it on. So here you go. Just a few. I'm limited in what I can do in it.

Last two days. I watched someone's kid. Enough said.

I am feeling like I need to cheat on Scott today. I need to find someone he doesn't know about. Slip his dick inside of me, jerk his dick off with my pussy, and carry his sperm around in my guts for the day. I won't tell Scott. I'll just sit with him, feeling another man's cum swimming in my belly. When I feel the other man's sperm sliding out of me into my shorts, I'll tell Scott that I love him. Only I'll know that I opened my legs for this man, let him into my body, let him breed me. Then I'll go home and pretend it was just another day. And now...I need to rub one out. I don't know why that scenario turns me on, but it does in a big way. I need to make that happen. Any volunteers?

Look. I get it. But what is that saying? Life is hard...buy a helmet. For fucks sake, not everything goes with a hitch. I have indeed fucked up more shit than anyone could possibly fix. Crap happens. People say stupid stuff. Money runs out. Pets shit on the floor, and none of life's messes clean themselves up. Here's a bucket...the mops over there.

I have found that most of my cohorts who post porn online are in love with something 6 inches long and two inches wide. You know...dollar bills. If only they were 8 inches long and 3 inches wide, and if used wisely, you can turn yourself into cum dump with them...I'd be right there with them. I would spend those 8 inches without hesitation.