So I went looking for dick in my Jeep. I didn't score any co..
Added 2023-10-22 22:43:57 +0000 UTCSo I went looking for dick in my Jeep. I didn't score any cock. It happens. I even went to Publix to prowl around. You would be surprised as to who you can find in a grocery store. But Publix was a dud for sure today. So it has become officially no dick Sunday. I hoped to cap off Biketoberfest with one more dick added to the roster. No luck. So you get these pics to look at instead of my pussy dripping jizz. Sorry about that.
I could have fucked Scott, but he ticked me off when he went home yesterday. He thought I was out of this guy's league. Batting down, so to speak. The only one batting down yesterday was Scott. This guy's dick was so much bigger than his that it made Scott's dick look like a baby carrot. Who cares if he didn't work out? Who cares if he isn't a Bradd Pitt lookalike? He has an enormous penis, and when a girl wants to be resized...that's all that counts. The one thing I am envious of guys is they don't have to have the whole package. Just that one huge package will turn all the other shortcomings into wins. A good dick will hide a beer belly instantly. I'm just saying. So, in the end, my buddy from yesterday got to pump a load of ball slime in my stomach, and Scott got to pump nothing but his hand on the toilet by his lonesome. So, who really won this race? Not Scott.
I did go out with Mandy the other night. She looked amazing. She tasted amazing. She even cracked a few jokes. Maybe she's coming around from all this "cumming" she's been doing. It felt more normal hanging around with her. That's a good thing. Sometimes I can't believe I'm eating pussy that belongs to such a stunning woman. I wouldn't mind continuing with that. Funny thing how someone's looks can melt you. I know she melts my cunt the second I see her. I can see the way the guys look at her as well. I'm a bit envious. I wish I had stunning looks the way she does. I would run the damn world!...said with an evil villain laugh. Doesn't matter...I'm eating her pussy, so that's a check in the win column for me. I have asked her if she is fucking anyone else, and I have clarified that I'm okay with that, but she says no. I wonder, though. Why would she drive all the way from Orlando sometimes weekly to get her box munched out? She could indeed find some hot ass in Orlando, and I know she's married, so she must be getting dick from her husband. She says no....but I'm not convinced. It sounds like I care...I don't. I think it would be awesome to share breeding details with her. I would love to go on a week-long vacation with her and chase some dick with her. I don't think she will go for it.
