Mandy will be getting her pussy eaten today. I can almost sm..
Added 2023-10-20 13:57:35 +0000 UTCMandy will be getting her pussy eaten today. I can almost smell that magical cunt right now. Ay, yay, yay....her scent. I'm addicted to it. She wants to see Biketoberfest. Sure thing. I'll drive her around a bit, then eat her like I'm licking a yogurt bowl clean. Fun fact about Mandy. She still has a fucking waterbed. Who has a waterbed? Can you even buy one anymore, and if so, where? What if you fill it with spring water...does it make it more bouncy? Waterbed...I don't know what to say about that. I remember when everyone had one. You sloshed around like you were on a pool floaty. I'd probably divorce her just for that. I don't think she and her husband sleep together. I'll have to ask her. Waterbed. Wtf?
I want you to keep this in mind. Someone was complaining the escalator broke down at the Airport. It was like the end of the world for her. Yes, she's a bit out of shape. I love her to death, but she is wider than she is tall. She kept on about it, so I finally said, "Escalators never break down...they just turn into stairs." She didn't get it.
Some idiot sent me an inspirational meme that reads, "Dream carefully because dreams come true." Oh yeah? Well then, where's my beautiful penis I keep dreaming I have? Every morning I wake up and look at nothing but pussy. I'm not complaining about that, but I wouldn't mind waking up to a dick attached right above the box. I don't know where I want the balls yet. I'll have to measure. Maybe that's asking for too much. So what about the perfect stud with no mouth and the most amazing 2-foot cock I've been dreaming about? Where's he at? Instead, Ryan knocks on the door and won't quit whining about why he's the perfect man for me. His 6-inch dick works pretty well, so it's not all complaints. So...the whole if you dream it, it shall be thing has been thoroughly debunked as a con game.
Man...people were drinking like a fish last night. Alcohol is the perfect dissolvent. And...for a very low price, you too can own a bottle. Use it to dissolve marriages, careers, families, and just about anything you need it to. Oh, man. I'm getting high and mighty again. I've ruined more marriages with my pussy, including mine than most people have with a bottle of booze. I should probably just take my wandering pussy and just shut up.
