Did you ever rub one out and have your hand fall asleep? I d..
Added 2023-10-19 00:50:11 +0000 UTCDid you ever rub one out and have your hand fall asleep? I did. It's like the ultimate rejection right there. Just saying.
I had porn on my phone, and a friend who lives on my street saw it. She got all red in the face. She said she never watches porn. I said, "You're a liar." She kept denying it, and I kept calling her on it. Finally, she admitted she watched IR porn. Then she asked me why I was smiling when looking at the porn on my phone. I said because I know I could handle a dick better than the chick in the porn. She asked me how I knew. I explained the chick in the porn is there for a paycheck. I'm there because I like the dick. That made her blush even more.
I watched a hot, ridiculously hot chick on the news talk about how world leaders need to "Think outside the box." After she said that, I could only think about how I'd like to "Think inside her box." Oh, to be gay again with her...if only for 30 minutes...what I would give.
Do you want the sad truth about porn chicks, IG models, all that crap? They treat men like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they generate little interest for them. I'm sure there are some super studly and hung-rich guys somewhere. But there are super studly and hung guys who aren't rich just about everywhere. So why limit the pool of available dick? Not wealthy guys...it's not a demographic I'm willing to give up. If I married some guy for his money and had to be faithful, it would destroy my sex life. For what? A big house? I don't think so. My 1500 square foot block house is plenty big enough, and I don't have to be faithful to keep it. I would never have found Bob or any of the other guys that are currently slipping their dicks into me. You can keep the big house. Plus, the rich guy knows the chick is there for the money, which must be stressful for everyone. Fuck that. I'll keep the available big dick and enjoy my sex life. Look at me acting all high and mighty. Look, I'm not saying I wouldn't slip a billion-dollar dick in my holes if it's worthy...I would. But it wouldn't be for the money because his dick would be the payday. But if he wants to buy me a 200 ft yacht and not get mad when I fuck the crew...that would be good.
