

Some dicks feel better in your throat than others. Why? I do..
Added 2023-09-25 15:31:33 +0000 UTCSome dicks feel better in your throat than others. Why? I don't know. They just do. Size is obviously a factor. The smaller the cock the better the blowjob I can give. Big dicks tend to miss out on so much because of their size. I'm not knocking big dicks, I love the giant fellas, I really do. I just feel bad I can't give them the same attention their smaller counterparts get.
Someone asked me if I hold grudges. I don't know...do I? I don't think so. In fact, I know I don't. I don't hold grudges. I make you irrelevant, and for some people, that's worse. It's easier for me. A lot less work on my end as well. I don't have to think things out.
My neighbor is constantly hitting on me. He is 62 years old. He looks a lot older. More like 72. I blame the smokes and booze in his case. He's heavy on both. But he always tells me 62 is the new 40. I nod my head and smile every time he says it. Anyway, he was complaining about a speeding ticket he got the other day. He's 62. And he was going 62 in a 45-mph zone. The irony is not lost on me. I asked if he reminded the cop that 62 is the new 40 these days. He didn't think that was funny. What really won't be funny is when AARP revokes his good driver discount.