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Mandy asked me last night if I could keep a secret. I absolutely can keep a secret. It's the people that I tell these secrets to that can't keep their mouths shut. She doesn't like living with her husband is the big secret. Don't tell anyone. It's a secret. Well, maybe not so much. It's kind of obvious. Mandy. What is with Mandy? Mandy isn't gay. She may not even be bisexual. I don't know what Mandy is. I do know she is annoyingly attractive. The problem is I have yet to decide if she is more annoying personality-wise than annoyingly attractive. One could undoubtedly outweigh the other. She tastes good. That's a plus. But she is horrible at repaying the favor. I think she is a dick-only person. And that's okay. I want Bob to fuck her. I want to treat him to her perfect body. She may have agreed to let Bob mix her guts up with his dick last night. But with her, who knows? She wanted me to come to Orlando today. That isn't happening. To much traffic, and 75 miles away. Besides, Tony is sitting on the sidelines with a 23-year-old erection, waiting to be de-erectioned. He stood me up the other day. I should lick his dick for about 10 seconds and then walk away. See how he likes that.