I leaked about a coffee cup full of sperm on a couch Saturda..

I leaked about a coffee cup full of sperm on a couch Saturday night. Two guys pumped cum in me one after another. It was a swinger party disguised as a "Hotwife" party. It didn't go very well, as these things tend to do. To much drama and pettiness to make it worth it. There were about 20 people at what I used to call "House Parties" back in the day. I have been to these parties where they were so big they ended up being "Hotel Parties" with entire floors and conference rooms rented out. Those were fun. Saturday night...not so much. In my mind, the perfect "House Party" is where I end up with a hot chick, a hot guy, and we fuck until we can't fuck anymore. I ended up with Bob, Scott, and a couple of husbands who may or may not have had permission to put their dick inside me. My guess is permission was not granted. This party was a very tame event. My guess would be I was the only chick who got some strange dick inside her at this so-called "Hotwife Party."

The house was large, so it wasn't overly crowded. It was a slow night. So slow that by the time 10 p.m. hit, I was ready to go home. But Bob was prepared to fuck, and Scott was up for it as well. So we went into another family room, and I started blowing the both of them. That drew a few people to watch. Then, another guy asked if he could join, and I said yes. After he put his dick in my mouth, a second guy asked, and I switched to blowing him. Neither of those two could get a hard dick. Scott and Bob were hard like steel. Scott was quite a bit larger than both of them, and Bob made them all look tiny. We fucked. Scott and Bob fucked. The other two just got blowjobs and soft-dick handjobs. I would have fucked them both, but their dicks were way too mushy and soft to push into anything, much less my pussy or ass. So we ended up in a sandwich with Bob under me in my cunt and Scott on top in my ass, and they pumped me until they both came. Scott first. After he pulled out of my ass, we rolled over so Scott's sperm wouldn't get all over Bob, and he fucked me missionary until he pumped jizz into me. He pulled out, and I leaked Bob's cum all over their fabric sofa, so good luck with that. Not to mention the nut leaking out of my ass from Scott's ass fucking. The other two guys just faded away with their soft dicks. I didn't see either one for the rest of the night. It got awkward afterward because the other so-called "Hotwives" didn't seem to approve of my behavior. None of them would even look at me, much less talk to me. It was a swinger party, for fucks sake. It's what you do at a swinger party. Maybe they didn't know that. Now they do. Plus, and this is a pro tip, never leave fabric seating uncovered at a swinger party. You can't put bleach on fabric. Now they know that as well.

I have been to hundreds of swinger parties in my time. They were and still can be a ton of fun. This was the first swinger party I attended where nobody got topless. Until I got naked in preparation for going airtight...everyone remained fully clothed. What a bummer party that was. All posers, fakes, wannabees. They were all so worried about appearances and telling me about content shoots they attended that they forgot why they were there. I didn't come to look at your wardrobe. I could give a fuck about that. Let's get those tits out, dicks out, and get things rolling, dammit! The best part of the night was the ride there and the ride home. I'll tell you about it later.