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Getting the day started got lots more to go today, gotta cat..

Getting the day started got lots more to go today, gotta catch up after pulling a sick day

2020-12-04 15:52:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Hello everyone. Got tested for Covid today. Negative. Had..

Hello everyone. Got tested for Covid today. Negative. Had a bit of a cough and didn’t feel great, so just had it checked. All good. Feeling better already. Hopefully, I will be all good tomorrow. I am not one of those people who run around saying I never get sick. I do. Probably once a year, sometimes twice. I don’t trust you fuckers who never get sick. You are either lying or you are eating such toxic shit nothing can live inside of you. Anyway, lets move on from this. Why these photos? What do they have to do with anything? They are part of the crap I wrote below. Long story short, it’s a cuck thing. I had my cuck take these photos while my stud was watching. My stud then stopped the photos, because whatever my stud wanted, my stud got. His dick was that impressive. My cuck took pics of the cum and then sucked it up and ate it. Not because he wanted to, he didn’t, but because I wanted him to. Creepy, I know, but you are at the wrong place if you are looking for BS tell you what I think you want to hear stuff. I worked out with my trainer yesterday. Things are progressing. I feel like there will be trainer dick inside of me in the future. I want to replace my man now with him. Not trade him per se, but give ownership of me to my trainer. I keep getting asked why I am into the cuck thing so hard. I don’t know. It just turns me on. Why do big tits turn guys on? It just does! It is the mental game for me. The thought of having a boyfriend/husband and sending him a picture of me on my knees with another mans dick in my mouth captioned “The moment I knew I belonged to him and not you.” is mind-boggling hot. I don’t want to dump my man, I just want another man whose fucking skills are so far superior that he calls the shots. He doesn’t want my husband to fuck me anymore? Done. He doesn’t want my husband to see me naked anymore? Done. The only sex my husband may have is cleaning the sperm from my colon after my boyfriend wrecked it, doing anything he pleased. Fuck, I may not feel well and I look like shit, but I’m dripping wet just typing this out. Girls, if you have never had a cuck use his warm tongue to soothe your stretched asshole and remove all the jizz, then you haven’t lived. I’m just saying here. I know, I know, it’s a bit much for some of you. Maybe put yourself in the Alpha guy’s shoes and think of being so sexually powerful to me I won’t even allow my boyfriend or husband to see me naked because you don’t want him to. Your dick can control another mans life to the point he is left to nothing but masturbation, all alone, thinking of you fucking your sperm into my guts. Fuck, I want to be that guy and I don’t even have a dick. There are some of you that want to be the beta male in a cuck relationship, and I love you to death. It’s difficult. I get massive pleasure at the expense of yours. I have learned that humiliation and denial are a massive turn on to some guys. You have to live your sex lives through me and what I am willing to share with you about it. I can’t help but humiliate you, it drenches my box. I want you to taste another mans jizz who I do things for that I should do to you. Things you can only wish for. I’ll beg for him to stretch my rectum and dump cum inside of me. Then demand you lick it out an hour later. I’ll drop to my knees and drink his sperm at the snap of his fingers. I won’t let you see me in my underwear unless your licking cum out of them. My body will never deny his balls release, no matter how he wants to use me to do it. You will sit in the bathroom jerking off, licking your own cum off your hands because you know that’s what I want you to do. The only thing you will be able to think of while pathetically jerking off is me, your wife, passionately kissing him while he floods my pussy with cum, telling him how grateful I was for him doing it. Both of you will live a fulfilled life, sexually at least, just in different ways. I will be more than fulfilled, I will be on top of the world. Like I said, it’s a mental game for me. I actually sent that picture of myself blowing a guy with that very caption, you know, “The moment I knew I belonged to him, not you” one. It started a years long cuck relationship. I could never top that relationship, and I doubt I ever experienced so much actual fucking as I did in those several years. I was blowing my Alpha male for lunch, jerking him off an hour or so later and getting my ass fucked all night long. If I went home, I couldn’t help but have my cuck de-sperm me for another hour or so. Every damn day. No, it never got old, only hotter. My cuck pulled a fast one on me and cheated on me…the nerve of that fucker! After all I didn’t do for him! He found a soul mate. You know, one of those where you hold actual conversations with. Yawn. I’m kidding, I’m happy for him. She is beautiful, smart, and she’s a sugar momma, bringing home that bacon. Well, they both are so good for them. We email, she has even asked about the whole thing. Curious, I guess. He admits he misses it. He said the worst times were the best times. Apparently waiting and wondering if I was going to come home, in his own words, “it was agony like a constant kick in the nuts” but that was also the best part. He doesn’t want to do it with his wife. He doesn’t trust that she won’t fall in love and leave him for the other man. He said he always trusted me implicitly, that no matter how hot the guy, eventually I was coming home to him. That made it work for him. Plus, he said the sex was constant. Apparently I was making him eat me out daily if not twice, and I allowed him to jack it in his hand afterwards. True love, I tell you, genuine true love! So I stopped in the middle of this one to use my vibrator and BBC dildo because I got myself all worked up. I wish I hadn’t, it didn’t make me feel any better. I was horny as fuck though. It would have driven me nuts all night long. Sorry for the long story, I’m under the weather and nothing better to do.

2020-12-02 22:59:28 +0000 UTC View Post

I picked this video today because I was sitting around think..

I picked this video today because I was sitting around thinking about when I used to fuck people I worked with. The most notable story, and though I have told it before, I have never told it here. I was thinking about it this morning and yes; I ended up fingering myself. Scott was his name, and he worked for my husband. He constantly had a stable of hot chicks running around him, and he had a thing for married women. He liked to take them. He took me. He always bragged about how big his dick was and unlike most, he wasn’t lying. He had a massive cock. Probably not the thickest, though up there, but definitely the longest I have ever had the pleasure to have squishing around inside of me. The first time I fucked him was at a strip club where I went to pick my husband up who was way too hammered to drive. He fell asleep in the passenger seat after we put him in, and Scott and I started talking. Before I knew it, I was being bent over my husband’s car, getting impaled on the longest, most glorious cock of all time, taking his cum inside of me. I left a puddle of it on the driver’s seat and had to go back and clean it up lest the husband find out his wife was leaking his employees’ sperm out of her. I should have left it because I got caught the next day, anyway. One of my husband’s other employees was sitting in their car watching me take Scott’s meat. He told him all about it. Long story short, he fired Scott. We went to counseling like a bunch of ding dongs and life rolled on. Except that Scott and I exchanged numbers that night and we kept in touch. As in his dick regularly touched my insides in places no other man has ever touched. Scott lost another job and needed one. We had a job opening where I worked and one thing led to another and now Scott was working with me daily. We spent more time with his fingers inside of me than we did anything else. I always wore skirts so it was easy access for him. Scott started me on my love of giving blowjobs. He loved getting them and he would talk to me while I was giving them to him. He would always insult my husband’s miniscule penis and how I had to go home to him after having a real man. Look, it turned me on; I looked forward to slipping the massive head of his cock into my mouth. I would drive to work thinking about it. What he would say, what I would say back. I think I may have wanted him to ask me to leave my husband. I would have. His cock was that powerful of an attraction for me. I had a boss, Rob was his name, and he was kind of into me, but he knew Scott and I were fucking and was pretty cool about it. He owned the place so he could do what he wanted. We did kind of cross the line way too often and pushed our luck more than we should have. What got us both fired was one of the hottest sexual experiences of my life. I was in the warehouse/stockroom with Scott and down on my knees trying to inhale as much of that giant cock as I could. We had been at it for a few minutes and I was in full beast mode sexually. When I’m like that all I care about is feeding my desire for dick and jizz. I literally get into a feeding frenzy. Scott was telling me the hottest things, how he didn’t want my husband to even see me naked anymore, pumping his dick in and out of my mouth. He would pull out and shove his balls in and I would suck them like candy. I was drooling all over his dick when Rob came around the corner. I pulled off and just as I did Scott shot a blast of cum on my face with Rob watching. I couldn’t help myself, so I put mouth back over his dick and drank the rest of his sperm down. I was so caught up in it I licked Scott’s cock and balls clean in front of Rob. Rob was visibly upset or shocked. Or both. Maybe he was annoyed I made him wait a minute while I attended to the needs of Scott’s penis. I don’t know. He pointed out that I had a large string of sperm on my shirt and told me to go home and change. He told Scott to do the same thing. I thought I was going to survive that episode, but when I got home Rob called and told me not to come back in. He would mail my last paycheck. Scott got fired as well. This was the firing that made me think maybe there was a job out there somewhere for me where dick was part of the work. I took another job and eventually ran the entire store, but I think at this point I knew I was born to be a cock starved porn chick. What happened to Scott? He took a job in Minnesota of all places and I have never again had the pleasure of feeling his dick pump cum so deep inside of me I thought it was going to run out of my nose. He is the one that got away. What happened to my husband? I still see him from time to time. Scott deposited enormous amounts of cum inside of me and did so often, because that’s what I wanted him to do. He was always worried he was going to have a little Scott to deal with. He didn’t but someone else did. I will leave it at that. Fuck, that still turns me on. This is the scenario I masturbated to this morning. It was fun, I probably spent a solid hour doing it. I kept backing off the closer I got, pictured Scott’s massive cock, and I was right back on the edge. I had to wash the sheets when I was done. Catch you all later.

2020-12-01 16:49:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Post 1 of 3 I am not for everyone. I have learned that ove..

Post 1 of 3 I am not for everyone. I have learned that over the years. Some guys just can’t take me for who I am. I say things that maybe at first they find “cute” or maybe funny. But then they find out that is who I am, and that is a bit too much for them. Sometimes they find out right away and run. Others take a while. About a month ago, I was blowing this guy in his car that I just met. I may have written about it. It was Truck Week, or something like that. He didn’t last long, and that was OK, I didn’t expect him to and I was getting my thrill just by sucking his cock in a parking lot. I looked up him and as I rolled his balls around in my hand, I told him, “I want you to empty your balls into my mouth so I can drink your sperm, I want to feel it in my belly.” Word for word. And he did exactly that. I got my belly full of jizz swimmers, all was well. I went home content, masturbated thinking about feeling his cum leave his balls and hitting my tongue, the taste of it, the way it felt sliding down my throat. It was a good night. I gave him my number, told him to text me if he felt like it. He didn’t, I forgot about him anyway, and the matter was closed. One of his friends, several of whom watched us, found me on Twitter and wrote to me. I casually asked what happened to his friend, said I never heard from him again. He said I freaked him out. That I was more into sex than he was and thought what I told him was gross. He lied and said it was so gross he couldn’t cum. I had a belly full of live jizz that begs to differ. Now, this other guy repeated word for word what I told him, so I know he has been talking to him about our blowjob encounter. He also told him he couldn’t be with a girl that liked to do and say disgusting shit. Which I am OK with. I don’t find any of it disgusting, but I also know that other people feel differently about it. I think the problem really lies because what I said to him made him cum immediately, and he doesn’t want to admit that. It goes against something, maybe he feels it just to “dirty.” It is probably scary to some men that a woman is more sexual than he is. Which is nuts, you should just hang on and enjoy the ride. I have found over the years that a lot of men expect women to be subservient in the fuck department. I am the wrong girl for that. I will do for you, but you better believe you will do for me. If I don’t like the way you fuck me, I will let you know. Not to insult or hurt the feelings, but to better the enjoyment of my vagina. The worst thing I can think of is having someone not tell me what they like. I want to know and most times, even if it’s not my thing, I am happy to take part. There are things I just won’t do and for obvious reasons, but mostly I am open. Do you like to be fucked in the ass with a strap on? I don’t masturbate thinking about it, but as long as you prepare yourself properly, I’ll make you my bitch. I even try to work it into my fantasies. Using the strap on thing I’ll pretend you're my cuck and the only fucking your going to get is me fucking you. I never used to like to make guys eat their own cum, but this one guy was into it and I was into him. So I would say things related to eating his cum and then tell him to do just that after he jizzed. It started out not my thing but before I knew it, I was making guys eat their own cum while I masturbated watching them slurp it down. Then I graduated into making them eat other guys’ cum, which is still a mind blowing experience for me. I would race home, legs squeezed together, trying to keep all that sperm inside of me and make my man eat it out of me. Some of the most intense cums I have are when I’m getting cleaned up. So good that sometimes I don’t know where I’m at when I’m done. My point is that I am open to likes and dislikes. I am not however going to change my sexual preferences, which are subject to change at any given moment, just because someone doesn’t like them. If the blowjob guy didn’t like my verbal enticements, he could say so with zero blowback. If you like your balls licked, and she doesn’t because they are hairy smelly orbs, wash them, shave them, and let her know. She will lick your balls or you need another chick. Sometimes it backfires. A guy asked me what I liked. I was blowing him while he asked that, just so you know. I told him I like when he asks or tells me things about my boyfriend, which he knew I had one. “Do you suck your boyfriend like this?” “I don’t want your boyfriend to fuck your pussy again, it’s mine.” Those type of things. He wouldn’t do it. Too bad for him, it’s the all-access pass to my pussy. But I understand. I understand he isn’t into that and I am so on to finding someone else that is. Anyway, blowjob guy’s friend is infatuated that I say sperm. He said he can’t get past the way I say things out of his head. His exacts words “I can’t stop thinking about how you talk.” I guess I should have given him the blowjob instead. If I remember correctly, I was open to blowing all three or four of them but only the one stepped up to the cum draining plate.

2020-11-30 16:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post

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2020-11-30 16:53:30 +0000 UTC View Post

A very quick post as well as very weird post. I will post a..

A very quick post as well as very weird post. I will post again today but I have to get to Lowes to get a new door lock so catch up with you then. Worst part is that I forgot about it and was looking forward to spending some quality time with a dildo in my guts and a vibrator buzzing away on my chick dick but that is now postponed for a few hours.

2020-11-29 18:28:07 +0000 UTC View Post

My exciting night out last night...driving around Daytona in..

My exciting night out last night...driving around Daytona in the Jeep. Actually it was a great time and I may or may not have flashed a few people depending on who is asking 😜

2020-11-29 14:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Did you ever get caught beating off? I have, more than a fe..

Did you ever get caught beating off? I have, more than a few times. I have caught guys beating off. They cover up like I’m not going to know what they are doing. Dumb asses. I would be happy to help, or just watch. If you have a wife or girlfriend who would get pissed or weirded out if they caught you masturbating, I don’t know; I feel bad for you I guess. Yes, I have helped a guy finish jacking off after catching him. I squeezed his balls and told him he looked hot doing it and I wasn’t lying. He blew his load, got all embarrassed, and I was like “What?” That was awesome now get off the crapper so I can do myself. If I had a boyfriend who got mad about me beating off, out the door he would go. As it is, my current guy tells me he is going to do it and then does. I made him show me his iPad of what he was watching when he did it last. It was a compilation of girls taking throat pies. For those who don’t know, it’s when a girl goes down as far as she can and the guy cums in her throat. It’s an awesome thing to do but the reason I don’t do it is I don’t get to taste it and feel it in my mouth. I love the way sperm tastes and the hot slimy thick texture makes my mouth water thinking about it. When I throat pie it, I miss out on all that. I do it now and then when a guy really wants me to, but I prefer not to if the choice is left to me. Anyway, it was a hot compilation, so I fingered myself watching the guys cock pulse and twitch as they shot jizz down the girl’s throat. I really liked the way the video clips showed that spot behind the guy’s balls that pumps away like a machine. I like to put my finger on that when a guy cums so I can feel it. It feels like a mechanical joint at that spot and pumps like a massively hard pulse. Super fascinating and massively turns me on. Vaginas don’t do cool physical things like dicks when they cum. It’s all internal and not near as exciting. Feels amazing, just doesn’t have the same visual fireworks effect dicks do. I don’t know where I’m going with this. On to the next thing. The video I put up with this post is real. I really blew the guy holding the camera for a ride to the airport. I would have blown him anyway, but he didn’t need to know that. It’s more exciting when you pretend it is an either or situation. Good cum shot, though. I used to enjoy eating his cum. It was the whitest, most perfectly textured sperm I have ever had the pleasure to drink. I was driving home one night and I don’t know what came over me, but I just had to have his cum. I stopped by, unzipped him, blew him till he jizzed in my mouth and drove home satisfied with a belly full of ball goo. I never forgot that night. I never got past the entryway the entire time I was there. I went straight down on my knees, worked the cum out of his balls, left him standing there with his dick hanging out of his pants and went home. If he was anywhere nearby I would be on my way right this second to get another bellyful of his delicious sperm. Oddly enough, and maybe it was the amount, or the texture, or whatever, the next day I could still taste his cum as well as smell it even though it was in my stomach. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. Though he was the one that deposited the load down my throat that my boyfriend smelled and promptly dumped me, it was worth every drop. Thanks https://onlyfans.com/u125291845 Catch up with you all a bit later, got to get a few things done!

2020-11-28 19:49:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Hello everyone. First major holiday of the year in the rear..

Hello everyone. First major holiday of the year in the rear-view mirror. Am I glad? You know it. I enjoy them but man they can be work. Two to go. Christmas and New Year. I suppose I should put some lights up, but I just can’t get motivated to do it. What’s new? My video guy yester, another no-show, no-call. I knew this one was going to flake. He asked if we could just go on a date instead prior to it. That is almost always an indicator of a no-show. I don’t want to deceive people into doing something on the promise of a dating relationship, so I just say no. Oddly enough, I consider making a video somewhat a date. Guess they don’t see it that way. I went to the Seadrift last night. Drank a pitcher of Shirley Temple’s. Got a solid sugar high going. Coke and Grenadine isn’t bad either. Caffeine keeps me up though, but it adds that extra boost if you get lucky and get a dick put inside you. It was a slow night, nothing super duper going on. I would say about four or five reasonably hot chicks wandered in. Not much in the guy department, though. I was more in the mood for dick than vag, so that sucked. Where am I going with this? I didn’t get dick last night. High and dry. Some nights I am just in the mood for a long hard dick splitting me open and pushing around inside of me. Some nights I just don’t get that. Sometimes I read the room very wrong. I had a boyfriend once who wanted me to be faithful. I did, for the most part but I won’t bullshit you. I used to let this guy fuck me in the ass, but I didn’t consider that cheating. The butt fucker was his friend and like a ding dong he felt guilty and spilled the beans he was spilling his beans in my colon. My boyfriend got over it and he got kinky. He used to constantly ask me why I let his friend fuck me in the ass, as in wanted all the details and fine points including mindset type things. To make a long story short, I told him it turned me on immensely knowing his friend’s sperm was deep in my ass squishing around while he fucked my pussy with no idea his friend had unloaded inside of me less than an hour before. He used to look upset and hurt, but his pants tented. The fucker always had a hard on when I told him these things. Where am I going with this you ask? We went to a club where I ran into a guy I used to fuck. We were still friends and had a quick conversation. When my boyfriend asked me who he was, I told him it was a guy I used to fuck. That his dick was much bigger than his. That he could make me cum much harder than he could and if he asks me to suck his dick, I will drink his jizz fresh and warm right out of his balls. His dick didn’t get hard. In fact, he was furious. I thought I had a good read on the room, but boy was I wrong. I made most of that stuff up and told him that, but he wasn’t having it. He was so mad he actually pushed me. I have never been pushed by a guy I was dating before, so I was a little shocked. The fucker left me there, all by myself. It was weird. His friend who used to fuck me in the ass drove me home. And, yes, he fucked me in the ass in the Lowe’s parking lot. As customary, he left an immense steamy lump of jizz in my bowels. While my boyfriend was justifying his actions because of what I said at the club, his friends sperm was leaking out of my ass. I just smiled at him, told him I understood, went into the bathroom fingered my ass till I came thinking about how his friends cock felt pumping and jerking around in my insides as it emptied it’s guts into me, and moved out the next day. I never fucked his friend again. I wanted to but the chance never came up. My ex was one of those people who think about shit and then decide they may have fucked up and get over zealous about trying to get it back…and he did exactly that. He still writes to me years later and may even be a member here. I can’t be sure but it sure feel like him when a certain person writes to me on here. Anyway, I could certainly be reading the room wrong on that as well.

2020-11-28 17:06:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy day after gobble till you wobble... Just trying to wor..

Happy day after gobble till you wobble... Just trying to work some of all that food off 💋💪🏻💋

2020-11-27 19:50:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Got one last video to put up today. Just so you know, all t..

Got one last video to put up today. Just so you know, all the videos I put up today were made today. That is what you call pretty fresh material. I fucked the Tranny Anny dildo video up with all kinds of whack lighting. Amateur move, but I did it, anyway. Never shoot with natural back light in a house. This one came just a little better, no weird light, and a little easier to maneuver around. Something many people forget, you need room to move when your shooting fuck movie material. One time I was shooting for Brazzers with Johnny Sins and I hit my elbow on the footboard. Holy Christ on Rollerskates, that hurt. Took me ten minutes just to stop hopping around. I don’t care who you are. One excellent shot to the elbow, and at the very least you got to back up and regroup, if not call it a day. It was a tough trip. On the way back I fell on the airplane and busted my tailbone, which is that bump you see on my backside. Some lady, of large proportions, such that she was giving the airplane stretch marks, stood right the fuck up and her rotund body which was wider than she was tall, bounced me like a bowling pin. She needed to get to her carry on. It had LifeSavers in it and she needed them to make her ears pop. I ended up with a broken tailbone so she could get her LifeSavers. Never even said so much as sorry. Do you see how nice I am being. Using politically correct terms for her body style. Yeah for me, someone get me a LifeSaver, would ya.

2020-11-25 01:22:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Forgot about this one, did it this morning before I made the..

Forgot about this one, did it this morning before I made the video and forgot all about it. Shit happens. Anyway, just more random weird shit I do during the day. Hopefully you will enjoy the brief moment I will waste of your day!

2020-11-24 21:16:05 +0000 UTC View Post

So many people seem to be shocked by my career choices. I w..

So many people seem to be shocked by my career choices. I was doing my thing as a ho ho ho long before I was shooting porn. Over twenty years. Best job on the planet wouldn’t trade one minute of it. Never had an unpleasant experience, some obviously better than others, but mostly the best people I ever met were clients. Why did I get out of it? I did it for twenty years. Twenty years is a long time to do anything. Mostly because it was interfering with my own personal sex life. I am concentrating on my own sex life now and of course I picked the best time to do it, dead smack in the middle of a pandemic. Oh well, I’m still getting it done and things can only get better! Please, as a side note, do not ask for dates on here. It is highly against the rules and I won’t answer you if you do. If you have questions you need answers to milftyler@gmail is your best bet. I know the world is in mass confusion at the moment. I know people are having more than just tough times. I almost feel bad saying this. I am enjoying my life to the fullest. I have learned to turn the TV off, ignore the BS Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, whatever posts. Whatever it is you want to believe is what you are going to believe, irregardless of the truth, including myself. It’s how we operate. I have learned to pick my battles, draw my lines and ignore the background noise. Now I concentrate on what’s important. Getting my box stuffed with cock. I don’t care about your politics; I am only concerned with how much jizz is in those swollen testicles and what we are going to do about it to get it out of them. Real quick, someone asked me about this, prostate cancer and removal of….yes, you can still fuck. The person I know uses the shot. Tri-Mix. Tri-Mix makes your dick hard no matter what. You have no say so in the matter. Everything works exactly the same, except when you cum, it’s a dry cum. Nothing comes out. Who cares? Just less to clean up. Unless of course you use it instead of Viagra, then you will shoot a sloppy, thick, sticky mess. Which I will not complain about cleaning up as long as you don’t complain about how I clean it up. Honestly, I enjoy this mans erection over most because it never goes soft. Even after he cums, I have a good thirty to forty-five minutes of steel hard cock to enjoy all to myself. I was watching a porn the other night when I was getting myself off and the guy had the most perfect testicles I have ever seen. They were so round and full, with no sag. They looked like a pair of oranges wrapped in nylon. All I could think of was holding them. I wanted to feel them, squeeze them and see if anything came out his dick from doing so. I would like to have a pair of balls. I wouldn’t want them kicked, but I would want to know what it’s like to empty them. Especially if some hot chick was squeezing them just as I came. Does more jizz come out if you squeeze them? Probably a stupid question, but it seems like it would. I like the way cum smells. It has an odor, a specific smell. It makes my mouth water. Just like balls do. Balls, when clean, still have that smell, that guy smell, and it drives me wild. Now don’t get me wrong, don’t go workout and then ask me lick your sweaty, smelly ball sack, it ain’t happening. But that natural smell, fuck me, that turns my box into a dripping mess. That’s nature, folks. Simple smell makes me lose my mind and my pussy takes over. I suppose the same thing happens to guys, or at least I hope it does. I mean, I have smelled some pretty rank boxes in my time and it’s not pretty. But for the most part, girls keep it pretty clean down there. I don’t get that same uncontrollable urge from the smell of pussy that I do from cock. Must be a hormonal thing. I love sex. It’s so interesting the way the body and the mind get all fucked up over it, in a good way that is. It’s never tiring thinking about it. Anyway, I better let you go. I have to fuck a tranny doll and I have been looking forward to that all day!

2020-11-24 17:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Post 1-2 Hello everyone. Another wacky week in a wacky wor..

Post 1-2 Hello everyone. Another wacky week in a wacky world. Seems like we are just spinning wheels and making noise but that’s about it. Oh well, such is the way of the world as it is. Lets move on the better things. Me. Lol, if I’m better things, then we definitely have issues on this planet. My favorite saying and I have said it since I was a kid, “WARNING! Living on the planet earth is hazardous to your health!” No matter how you spin it, it’s true. You can literally count on it being true. Anyway. Red yoga pants. I am wearing them to my training session, I don’t care that anyone thinks. Not quite true, though I may not care what their minds think, I do care what their dicks think. That’s a truth that you can count on. I am wired weirdly. I am more concerned about the wellbeing of a man’s cock than his…basically anything else. I am bad like that. I literally sometimes think of guys as nothing but vehicles for their dicks. I am unconcerned about how much money they make, how great they are, what their interests are, their life goals. Blah blah blah. How’s your dick? Is it good? Let me check on it to make sure all is well. Saturday night was fun but very uneventful. It ended up being a solo weekend, though. I broke down last night and got myself off. Oh well, there is always this week. I am supposed to shoot another video with a guy who already shot one. That is tomorrow, but I am a little concerned about it because he asked to go out on like “an actual date” and I am not into that with him. He’s nice, good looking, but the date chemistry isn’t there. Don’t know if that makes sense, but it is what it is. I have had lots of fuck buddies I made videos with over the years. Some I wanted to date, and they didn’t and vice versa. So, I know what it’s like to be a fuck buddy. Does it suck? Maybe at first, but then you just kind of fall into the fuck buddy role and just enjoy the sex. Guys think I don’t get turned down. I get turned down more than I don’t. I know how to do the loser dance with the best of them. Saturday, I was watching some 20 something studs with their girlfriends, who I admit were extremely crotch soaking tasty, but the guys were better. I found myself making up whole scenarios of getting fucked by all three of them. I was busy thinking about getting airtight with them in the bathroom when my friends tapped me and got me back to reality. I have been doing this lately, probably for the last year. It must be an age thing. I will talk to someone, holding a conversation with someone while playing a porn movie in my head of him, depositing a load of jizz in my colon. I do it all the time now and the scenarios change depending on the person. Can be guys, girls, couples, I am an equal opportunity day porn dreamer. A guy on here joined, asked me when were going to go out and fuck. Sent me pics of his dick which just so you know, I am fine with. I won’t rate them unless you tip me, it takes me 15 minutes to give an honest one, but I don’t mind seeing them. Just like you don’t mind seeing tits, dicks and balls are A OK with me. Anyway, he wants me to rate his dick, which was pretty nice, but I don’t, I say nothing about it. He asks again; I tell him it’s fine. He complains that isn’t a dick rating. I tell him if he want’s me to rate it, tip me. He says he doesn’t pay girls to rate his dick. His nice looking dick is now getting uglier by the second. I said I don’t rate dicks for free, unless of course it’s the dick attached to the dick. He asked me what the $9.99 he paid was for. I said to see my smiling face every fucking day. He sent another pic of his dick. I photoshopped it down to about an inch and sent it back and said it looks kind of small. He wrote back and said I was a nasty old hag and he only joined to get free pussy. I reminded him that he paid $9.99 and still struck out. He is no longer a member…he unsubscribed. The bastard. I had so much more to say. Fair warning. I am still a master of Photoshop. I am wearing these red yoga pants to my trainer on Wednesday. I couldn't care less what anyone says or thinks. I like them; they cover my crotch, though they may or may not be a little sheer. Depends on who you ask, I suppose. If he is gracious enough to place his finger, tongue, or cock into my box, I don’t want them ripped. We shall pull them down. I like them and want to wear them out. Not that this will happen, it most likely won’t but a girl has to have goals if you know what I mean. If he touches me right, there will be a massive wet spot he can’t miss. They kind of got misty just shooting these pics. Granted, I get turned on shooting them. I think of people I know watching me when I shoot pics, so I tend to be a bit worked up when I’m doing it. You can see the dampness on the red quite easily, even in these pics. So enjoy them and I will post more later today!

2020-11-23 16:45:44 +0000 UTC View Post

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2020-11-23 16:45:02 +0000 UTC View Post

OK short and sweet here. You saw 2009 in the previous post ..

OK short and sweet here. You saw 2009 in the previous post and now you see November 21 2020. I think I look pretty good all these years later. It's the gallons of jizz I have ingested and or had inserted inside of me in various places that keeps me from getting old and stale. Sperm is a super lube for the soul 😜

2020-11-21 20:18:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Post 1 of 2 Yep, gonna throw back to the old Dayton Ohio Stu..

Post 1 of 2 Yep, gonna throw back to the old Dayton Ohio Studio days. Why? Because it's early and I haven't made anything new yet...but I will. There will be stuff going up today that was shot today. Most of what I put up is shot the same day I post it. Some of it a day or so later but come on...as far as old porn chicks go, thats unheard of. You mostly get shit shot 15 yrs ago and 50 lbs lighter. Oh, shit, she’s back. That’s right folks, I’m back and I’m at it again. I think over the years I have said it a million times. I don’t care about my grammatical mistakes, nor anyone else’s for that matter. You're lucky I can even spell, so sit on that one and spin. Remember Happy Days…they would say “sit on it!” That kind of disappeared over the years. What’s going on. Not much. Last night was interesting. Nope, I had no dick inserted into me. A finger or two, maybe, but no cock. Yeah, I got finger banged last night in a car, just like I used to way back in the day. It’s still just as fun as I remember it. I didn’t even get my jeans pulled down, just unbuttoned and pushed down enough to slip a hand in. Now, first things first, I intended to get laid, I really did. His dick however had other ideas. I met him at the Seadrift, 28, tall, good looking. Dick was enormous. I’m guessing eight or nine hard and huge round balls. Probably some of the biggest, roundest testicles I have ever had the pleasure of holding. His dick was fat as hell, looked absolutely delicious. Just the way my box likes them. I’m getting ahead of myself. I met him there, he was all cocky and strutting around. I would probably be the same if I had a dick like that hiding in my pants. Anyway we ended up talking, and he had a jacked up truck which I pretended to be interested in and showing it to me was our lame excuse to take things further. We got in, got out, got back in the back, and started making out. He was bonkers for my boobs and I let him take his time with them. I knew there was no performance issues because I was rubbing his dick through his jeans and it was pure steel. His hands went from my tits to my jeans, which I had to unbutton for him because he couldn’t do it. Guys, practice on your unbuttoning technique, it will go a million miles if you can do it quickly and all cool like. Anyway, I unbuttoned them, unzipped them just in case he fucked that up as well, and his hands were all over my mound. He gets points for staying on point with my clit. He did a marvellous job of rubbing it. Not too hard, not to fast, just right. I, on the other hand, unbuttoned his jeans like the pro that I am, unzipped and boom. Underwear. I fucking hate underwear. Especially jockey shorts. They are like body armor. We had to fuck around and get the underwear down, eventually we just pulled it all down to his ankles. Helpful hint. If you going out even remotely plan on getting laid, leave the Underoos at home. Anyway, the big wanker that was so hard it was standing straight up against his belly. I was pulling it back and forth, letting it slap his belly. He asked me what i was doing, and I said having fun, shut up. He went back to fingering me and it felt very good. So good I grabbed his cock and stroked it. That went on for about a minute and I was holding his balls when I felt them suck up into where ever they go and I knew what was coming, literally. This guys shot a load worth of an Oscar. Ropes, thats the best way I can describe it. Ropes of sperm just kept shooting out…all over his black dress shirt and they were sticky ropes. They just stuck there. He shot them all the way up to his neckline. Thick long ropes of sperm. On a black shirt. I was seriously impressed with his jizz production ability. They looked so good I started licking them up but, and this is where I realized this would be our last encounter, he stopped me. He was freaked out that I wanted to eat his sperm off of his shirt. He literally said “Thats fucking gross!” Made me feel bad for about two seconds. Then I came to my senses, said thanks for the fun time, see you back inside. He started complaining about the cum on his shirt and I told him to talk to his testicles, they were the ones responsible for it. He wanted my number, I declined, went back inside and he never came back in. So, that was my night. How was yours? Probably as slow as mine. I’m fucking horny, but I have a UTI. I get those because I have some weird disease in my bladder. It’s fine but it can be annoying at times. Especially now. I had a finger in my box, a dick in my hand, cum on my fingers, I even tasted it. All that and I haven’t cum yet myself. If I wait a day, all will be good, but my damn box is like, “FUCK ME NOW!” Nature is a motherfucker. Everything is going to look like an irresistible dick that I just have to have. Chicks won’t cut it today. Dick is about the only thing that will cure this problem. I would fuck a dildo over a hot chick right now. You know what, I like being me. If being overtly horny is my problem, it beats being the opposite. I can’t imagine myself sitting around trying to think of ways of how to avoid sex at any cost. You got to be one dried up sandbox to live like that. Boring comes to mind. I don’t know how chicks live like that. I had a hysterectomy when I was thirty. It devastated me because they tell you your sex drive goes with the parts they take. Pure bullshit. Sex isn’t all about your body. It’s the mind folks. Remember, I told you that. Once I figured that out I made my pre-hysterectomy days look like G rated movie. When a chick complains to me that her man was or is stepping out on her I immediately wonder what she isn’t doing to keep him from straying. All this bullshit that he should love me, sex or not. You have to be a complete moron to think that is even remotely true or OK. If you loved him, you would spend ten minutes three times a week draining his balls. Odds are he isn’t going anywhere. If he does, then you know he isn’t the one for you. Of course you can always do what I do when they step out. Ask to join in. If that isn’t possible then see if they can at least get you a video/pics doing the nasty. I mean come on, fair is fair. A video is not too much to ask for. I have and would do it again for the guys I was stepping out on. The one guy would watch it every time right before we fucked and make me tell him how much I enjoyed fucking the other guy. I was all about that. He got more than an earful. So, what I’m saying here is fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend if they can’t find time to get you off. That is telling all on its own. A fucking handjob, how hard is that? Do that three times a week for a guy and he will smile all week long and bring flowers home. You know you would, so don’t look at me like that. It’s nature folks, balls were meant to be drained, pussies meant to be fucked till they drool. So I say lets get on with it. It’s just fucking sex. I was saying that long before Flynt coined it.

2020-11-21 15:47:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Yep another multiple post, sorry but you can only do 20 thin..

Yep another multiple post, sorry but you can only do 20 things at once. This is post 2 of 2

2020-11-21 15:46:54 +0000 UTC View Post

My choice of wardrobe for the freezer repairman. Please, pl..

My choice of wardrobe for the freezer repairman. Please, please, let him be a stud. Let this be a porn movie scenario, that's all I'm asking here. Ok, lets get things started early this morning. It’s hard to get things going in the morning. I don’t feel super sexed up at 7 am. Most of the time. Sometimes, if I’m lucky, I will have an awesome dream and wake up with the equivalent of morning wood. Then I could rub one out at 7AM. Lay’s Kettle Cooked Flaming Hot chips, heartburn in a bag. Just a helpful tip in case you were wondering about them. Not a good idea to eat them for breakfast. Just saying. Especially with a cup of coffee and a Five Hour Extra Strength energy shot. If I gave you a blowjob right now the head of your dick would be on fire. Oh well, you live and you learn. So, I was fucking my Tranny Torso yesterday and thinking this thing requires more than one operator. At the very least while I’m cowgirling it on top, someone should slip their dick in its ass at the same time. Even better yet add another one and have him slip his dick in my ass and we officially have a party going on. The boobs on this thing are incredible. They are literally fun to hold and squeeze. If I was a single dude, I’d have three or four of these things! I got off, but I had to put the dick in my ass to do so. No sense in not telling the whole truth…I pretended it was my trainer. The problem with sex dolls is there is no sperm. Jizz takes fucking to a whole other level. No jizz, well a girl can get off, but I feel cheated. I bought a brand new upright freezer from Home Depot and fucking three days after I got it, it just quit working. Took a shit and died. I thought what a pain in the ass, but I’ll just call Home Depot and they will get me another one. Nope. No returns on major appliances after 48 hours. They send out a repairman, but you are stuck with it. Actually, you have to spend like an hour and a half on the phone getting the repairman to come out. To their credit, I called yesterday and they are coming today. I am stuck between should I wear something super sexy or should I not? If I don’t he will surely end up being the stud of all studs and if I do, he will probably end up being the hunchback of hell. Do I take the chance? I was thinking of wearing my “I love DP” shirt. Too much? It is Friday, I don’t have a solid lock on any dick this weekend…I don’t want to miss out on an opportunity if you know what I mean. I think I am just going with the “I love DP” shirt unless anyone has any better suggestions. I will keep you posted. I think like three people asked me if “I party” yesterday. What are we in the eighties/nineties again? No, I don’t “party.” I am pretty sure that means do I do drugs and I think it’s the higher level of drugs such as coke. I feel like I have explained this a million times, but it never seems to quit coming up. I do nothing. If I have two Ultra Light beers in a month, that’s a heavy month for me. Drugs? Forget it. I don’t touch that shit. Sure, Ive tried it. For me, it’s stupid. I don’t get it. Who wants to be dizzy for hours on end? I don’t care what you say, they drag you down, maybe not right off the bat, but at some point you end up being a downer. I like to be wide awake and aware of every fucked up thing I am about to get into. I want to remember every fucking second like it was a second ago. When I’m fucking I want to feel every little thing there is, and again, I want to remember it clearly. Even if it’s bad shit. Part of life. Now, if I am in excruciating pain, then hit me with the good stuff. A little hypocrisy there, but not too bad. Quick hint. The last thing you want me do is drink on a date. One beer and both me and my vagina are yawning for the rest of the night. No beer and your dick is about to fall off from overuse. That’s just how I roll. I hate that term, but it seemed appropriate at the moment.

2020-11-20 14:24:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Ok, so I did some more workout pics…and I won’t fill you wit..

Ok, so I did some more workout pics…and I won’t fill you with BS. I did the workout pics because they are easy and the light in my gym is fantastic. Plus, I like doing pics in the gym, it turns me on. Why I don’t know. It just does. Who know’s why things turn people on. It’s all a head game thing. I saw this weird 3D cartoon where this bad ass looking 3D chick had the power to change peoples DNA structure and she changed this dude who was p!ssing her off into a giant penis and balls. Creeped me out and turned me on at the same time. She kept rubbing him and that made him get hard and it looked so painful and humiliating but still….I wanted to rub him. He eventually blew a load out of his mouth and just lay there on the ground, wiggling and twisting around drooling jizz. Like I said, creepy but makes me touch myself at the same time. I kind of want to be both. The drooling penis laying around for all to see and the chick that can make you that drooling dick. If I was a dude I would probably p!ss her off on purpose just to see what it was like to have a whole body orgasm. Fuck, I’m getting way out there now. Time to go somewhere else. Never trust anyone who says golly, jeepers, crimminy, laughs to much, or is selling sunshine smiles twenty-four seven. It’s a scam. Or they are more than just a few fries short of a happy meal. As in psychotic. Especially if it’s a chick. One of two things will happen. You will get relieved of your cash or end up in Hefty Hefty Cinch Sack along the interstate. Most likely the first, but you can’t rule out the latter. I’m just telling you. Don’t hate the messenger. I also don’t subscribe to meeting very random people off the internet. I refer you back to the Hefty Hefty Cinch Sack killer. He/She or both are alive and well. I hate when I lose my mouse pointer and can’t find it. Fucker! I found a post I wrote like a year ago on another girls’ site. Well, someone else pointed it out to me. How sad. I wouldn’t care if they credited it to me, but it wasn’t. They left it anonymous so I guess she could always say, “I didn’t say it was mine.” It was clearly not meant to be credited to me, as there was zero that would even suggest that I exist. Did I say anything? No. I left it be. She is probably struggling for content, as we all are right now, but still I hate to see her do that. It’s not that hard to sit down and spit out what’s on your mind. Well, not entirely true. Sometimes it takes me an hour or more to type this stuff out. So I guess it is work but I enjoy doing it so the time fly’s. I remember writing the post. It was about the time I left my dildo in the car and took it in to Nissan to have it fixed. Oh well, strap me to a car frame and an axle and call me shocked, but I am just going to let it ride. She needs it more than I do. I don’t have a date tomorrow. Which means I don’t have dick tomorrow…literally. Wait…wait just a damn second. I forgot! Trainer day! I have high hopes for trainer day. I’ll take anything right now. Hell, a good finger fucking would work at this point. Finger fucking had become a lost art these days. Just like 69. Nobody is doing 69 anymore. WTF? I love 69! They don’t even do it in porn anymore because it’s too much to focus on. Bastards! I am on a mission to bring back finger fucking and 69. I will start a protest. Finger Fucks Matter! Wait…to soon? Out of bounds? Oh fuck off, it’s funny, I don’t care who you are! We need to learn to laugh at ourselves and if you won’t laugh at yourself, I’ll do it for you! Catch you all later! Brooke…sorry about the zillion pictures.

2020-11-20 01:27:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Post 2 of 5 and the odds of me screwing this all up are high..

Post 2 of 5 and the odds of me screwing this all up are high, very high. Lets see if I don't double post a bunch of pics.

2020-11-20 00:44:43 +0000 UTC View Post

And here is 3 of 5 ....I know, it's a shit ton. Never let i..

And here is 3 of 5 ....I know, it's a shit ton. Never let it be said you didn't get your moneys worth dammit!

2020-11-20 00:43:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Post four of five, cue Jeopardy music.

2020-11-20 00:41:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Alright, I shot a shit ton of pics and I got to put them som..

Alright, I shot a shit ton of pics and I got to put them somewhere. I don't how you guys will ever be able to sift through all of these. It's basically a hundred of them. I can't believe I shot that many in like ten minutes. Speed shooting I guess. So this will be post five of five

2020-11-20 00:40:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Hello everyone! I bought a new dress the other night when I..

Hello everyone! I bought a new dress the other night when I was out with Juliette. It’s blue. It reminds me of the time I blew you. Yeah…I wish. Anyway, it’s not bad and I plan on wearing it out somewhere Friday or Saturday. It’s a dick fishing dress. I hope I catch a big one. We had fun the other night. We went to the Stonewood over by the outlets and it was pretty good. We had a cute twenty something waiter and we fucked with his head. I asked him for some extra napkins and said “I seem to have dripped something on myself” and then looked down at my cleavage. He was visibly uncomfortable, so we had to take it further. When he brought the check he asked if it was one or two and I said “let’s make it a threesome…would you like to do that?” That was basically a stun gun for him because he just stood there. I felt bad for him so I told him two checks…unless of course you really would like a threesome. He looked like a red light bulb. I wonder if he is sitting around and thinking, “Fuck, I really blew that one!” If he had said yes, I am pretty sure he would have gotten exactly that…a threesome. We hit the outlets and I admit we were dressed for sexual success, but whether that’s in style or not, it’s how I like to dress. We got some seriously shitty looks from the dried up vag society and some snide remarks from the chubs. I am not sure at what point they ever thought that even one tenth of a percent of my self worth depends on their acceptance of me. I like to take the high road. I don’t sit around and judge them or worry about how they look. Lucky for them I don’t or there would be some upset chicks with hurt feelings. I just hate making people sad for no reason other than because I could. Which is exactly what they attempt to do to me, but that is neither here nor there. I am dying to wear my new DP shirt to Target. I might do that tonight. I suppose I can take pics in Target as long as there is no nudity. I know OF is cracking down on the public stuff. Why you might be asking? Because too many ding dongs are going out in public P ssing all over the place. That turns my stomach thinking someone has to clean that up. One time I went into Harbor Freight and stepped in crap. Someone took a crap on the floor and I fucking stepped in it. I was creeped out for a week over that. Fuck, look at me, just wandering around the universe here, typing whatever, no rhyme or reason. I don’t hit the back or delete key so what hits the paper stays. With that said, I should try harder to focus. Sex is sex. If you aren’t hurting anyone or anything, it’s probably legal. I don’t have any weird fetishes that cross that line except for maybe public nudity. Straight sex, bi sex, gay sex, solo sex, it’s all just sex. Girls can differentiate sex better than guys. We can fuck each other and still not consider ourselves to be lesbians. It’s sex. I licked your pussy; you sucked my clit till I came. Off we go, back to our boyfriends/husbands. Guys lie. I know you look at guys who are super hot and think, “yeah, I could suck that cock.” Or maybe it’s a tranny? That is the best of both worlds. I love watching guys with tranny’s. Way to hot! Sucking a dick doesn’t make you gay. Looking into his eyes and hoping that he will cuddle with you on the couch does. Be able to separate the two. A penis is fun for everyone. It does super cool things and you can do super cool things with it. Who wouldn’t want to play with one? Plus, there is a bonus thrown in known as testicles. I am not saying it’s a mandatory thing, but if you ever get the chance just jerk one off that isn’t your own. You will see what I mean! I love it when I find a cuck willing to take a load of cum in the mouth right from the source itself. I have been known to jerk a dick off right into the mouth of several guys. I have slapped guys in the face with dicks, sucked dicks together, jerked dicks off with other guys. None of whom were gay. They are just willing to admit it turns them on. Having a gay relationship doesn’t turn them on. Being dominated as a cucks by their hotwives to the extreme, however, does. For those who don’t know the term, Hotwife is a wife/girlfriend who fucks other guys in front of them or on their own. So if you see a T-shirt that says hotwife or a hotwife anklet/bracelet/necklace, you now know who you are dealing with. It is extremely popular these days. Extremely popular! It wasn’t when I first started doing it. They considered it odd and extreme. Now I fit right in. Hotwifing has evolved in many forms. The most extreme being the cuck cleans his wife up after the bull is done, leaving cum in her or on her. He licks up every drop of sperm that came from the bulls nut sack. The less extreme is guys just watching and jerking off. I am not a fan of watchers. Well, I am and I’m not. Sometimes I like to force my cuck to watch, but he will be cleaning up as well. Most of the times I want my cuck to just shave me and watch me get ready for my dates. I want him to sit at home painfully waiting and wondering what I am doing. I want him to know that another man owns me now. His dick is better, his body is better, he fucks me better and I belong to him to do with as he pleases. The bull gets the works. He gets it all, my mouth, my pussy, my tits, my ass. Whenever he wants it. I could be at my cucks parents’ house having dinner and if my bull calls, I’m out the door headed his way. I did that. I used to way back when want my bulls to impregnate me, but sadly it never happened. I had some physical issues that kept that prevented that. Not that I wouldn’t have, though. That is the ultimate kick in the nuts. Oh, the glorious power of the pussy to make my husband raise a kid from another mans balls. Man, I am telling you way too much. All my weird shit I think about. Oh well, better to know it now than later, I suppose. At least I tell you the truth. Someone once told me that if you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything. Refreshingly true…play on words. I am going to shut it off here. I have all kinds of odd things running through my mind that very few other than myself would find to be a turn on so I will quit while I’m ahead!

2020-11-18 18:48:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Last thing on the wishlist parade today is the red thing. T..

Last thing on the wishlist parade today is the red thing. The red thing is super hot in theory, however, in the practical use department I am having malfunctions. As in it won't stay on! When it's on, it's hot. I guess I could glue it with some of that body wax glue. I will have to see if I have some. Anyway, check it out and thanks Max!

2020-11-17 22:24:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Here comes another wishlist item, I really dig this one! I ..

Here comes another wishlist item, I really dig this one! I can wear it anywhere and if they get offended I will say DP is for Dr Pepper. Get your filthy minds out of the gutter, there is only enough room for me in this particular gutter!

2020-11-17 22:17:33 +0000 UTC View Post

I got some things in the mail from my wishlist. I know some..

I got some things in the mail from my wishlist. I know some of you sent some other stuff and though it’s scheduled to be here today; I haven’t seen it yet so I am going on with what I got over the weekend and yesterday. I don’t ask for computers, cameras, whatever on my wishlist. In general, I am not a fan of asking for free shit. I like to work for it but I have to admit for getting sex stuff from my wishlist is pretty awesome. It doesn’t feel like begging when it’s related to sex. I don’t people buying my computers or regular household items. I know people who ask for game systems, remote control stuff, expensive shit. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but when you buy that kind of stuff…you are buying some dude’s shit. If something on a wish list isn’t strictly for chicks… I would question it. Now with that said, I don’t want to hear anything about my tranny doll. What?! It’s the best of both worlds! Anyway, I will never ask your stuff that you won’t see me wearing or using. Even if it looks ridiculous, I’ll wear it. That’s the problem with wishlist stuff. You never know if it will fit or if it will even look like the picture. So, don’t get all bent out of shape if I wear your wishlist item and end up looking like a ding dong. Shit happens. This stuff actually came out pretty good if you ask me! You shall see in some videos as soon as I can get guys back into the action!

2020-11-17 21:26:22 +0000 UTC View Post

I enjoy giving head. It’s fun. It never gets old and when ..

I enjoy giving head. It’s fun. It never gets old and when I see a guy who catches my eye, the first thing I think of his dick in my mouth. If I’m sitting around and there is nothing to do, I will blow you. To the point of annoyance. Ten minutes after you finish, I may fiddle with your dick again. Like I said, it never gets old. This video was shot by a guy who did a nice job of keeping it up while holding the camera at a decent angle and without to much jittering around. However, I was in the mood for a box full of sperm and he decided holding the camera was cramping his style so though you got the blowjob/hand job, you only get the creampie ending. Enjoy! Thanks https://onlyfans.com/u125291845 OK, here we go. There are a million competitors to Only Fans now. I saw this coming a long time ago. I don’t know if any will take off. They are all geared towards more ways to separate you from your money. They want me to join and part of the hook is I will have a whole toolbox at my disposal to get cash out of you. Everything is going to pay-per-view, or paywalls, or whatever. I paid for a couple subscriptions on a competitor’s site, and I’m done. I don’t know these girls, I would love to, hell I’d marry the one if she would let me. I just can’t keep paying for every damn post. As hot as they are, the constant poke in the eye for cash is making them less hot by the minute. Only Fans isn’t polished like some others, but it’s straightforward and functional. It will evolve, hopefully for the better, but it’s not going anywhere. It fits me well because it’s an excellent system for me to sit down and write this crap out. Plus, I belong to the old school theory that if I charge a reasonable amount of money to see my stuff, work hard making sure it’s decent stuff, that you will enjoy it, stick around and some of you will tip me. Sunny days for everyone. Making porn isn’t hard. At least on this level it isn’t. Production style, yes, there is definitely skill, experience, and knowledge involved. But for me to sit down and finger myself in front of a cell phone, any ding dong with a box and phone can do it. I suppose setting up to do some weird shit or whatever could be tedious, but I don’t do that crap. I consider that pandering to an audience. I don’t pander to anyone. If I do it, it’s because I want to do it. Not to sell videos or pay per views, or for shock value. My pussy decides what I will or won’t do. Even if it’s ass play. My vag runs the show. If the vag doesn’t like it, the body doesn’t do it. That is what I call truthful porn. That would be like me telling you if you bang the head of your dick with hammer till its black and blue, you will sell a ton of pay per views. Now, one or two of you are thinking “wow! that’s fucking hot!” but the rest of you are like “WTG! I’m never doing that!” That is definitely a Nancy Reagan moment where you should just say no. For those of you who can’t figure out the reference, Nancy Reagan had a drug campaign where you were supposed to “Just say No!” to drugs. Didn’t work. People said yes instead. Anyway, you get the point. Sorry for bitching but I am disappointed in my porn subscriptions and that started my day off wrong. If that’s my biggest problem in life, I’m doing pretty damn good! Did you ever wonder if guy and chicks cum the same? Like it feels exactly the same? I do. It can’t be the same. There are completely different things going on. That drives me insane, not knowing what it feels like to let loose a flurry of sperm. Does it feel different inside of the girl? What about in her ass? What if I just jerk you off? Blowjob to completion? These are things I need to know, dammit! What about your balls? Does it hurt? It seems like it would with all the contractions and jerking. Cum is way thicker than P so what about that? As an outsider looking in, it looks so satisfying to empty the nuts. Like a relief. Blue balls is when they say your nuts are to full but is that even possible? I would empty my balls two or three times a day. I do know that when I make a guy cum several times, the less and less jizz cums out. I’m getting off track here. I get overly fascinated with guys having orgasms that I don’t stay on point. What I was trying to say is how could it even be possible that guys and girls have even remotely the same experience? I know mine are longer. They can last a full thirty seconds and even more. It’s all out contractions. My box squeezes up in one big massive beyond pleasurable cramp. Then something just flows over my brain that I would guess be the equivalent to a drug high. At its peak, everything thought wise is shorted out. But I have a hard cock in me, pushing things around inside of me, even when I’m cumming I can feel it. I can even cum with just a dick in my mouth. It has to let loose an extensive flood of sperm in my throat for that to happen, but it makes me cum. It just can’t be the same. Don’t you want to know what it’s like for me? I want to know what it’s like for you. If I could just once feel the rush of sperm leaving my balls and traveling through my dick till it shoots out of the head, I would die a happy girl. If I magically grew a dick, the first thing I would want is a blowjob. I know what it feels like to give one, but what I would give to know what it feels like to get one! I know I have a massive clit dick but it’s still just a clit. I would want to keep my girl body though, including the vag, just add the dick and balls. Alright, now I’m just getting flat out weird so I will knock it off for now. Have a great day everyone, catch you in a bit!

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